SOCIAL MEDIA HUMILIATION!!

I am so SUPER mad at my Mom!! I swear she wants me to be the world’s biggest dork! Seriously, I think she starts each day with a to-do list that looks a little something like this:

1. Wait until Nikki has a friend over to ask her if she needs some super embarrassing product from the drug store, like anti-odor foot cream or lice shampoo.

2. Wait until a boy calls Nikki on the phone. Then pretend you don’t know she got a call, and scream, “Niiikkki!! Want to go shopping for training bras?”

3. Severely limit Nikki’s ability to climb the social media social ladder.

I would totally go with her to buy anti-odor foot cream, lice shampoo, AND a training bra if she stayed away from ALL social media sites!

When I first got on Facebook, getting my parents’ approval was about as easy as walking a tight rope, blindfolded, while carrying a trash bag full of squirming snakes.

My Dad asked, “What if you get a friend request from some strange guy?”

And I said, “I’ll accept it, give him our address, and then invite him over some night when you guys are out. I’M KIDDING! Seriously, do you think I’m BRAIN DEAD???”

Except I said it in my head so no one heard it but me. What I REALLY said was, “Don’t worry, Dad! I’ll only accept friend requests from people I know. Cross my heart!”

Then my Mom asked, “What if kids are mean to you online? I’ve read all about cyber bullying and I won’t let it happen to you!”

And I said, “Actually, mother, that’s precisely why I want to be on Facebook! Do you know that 10-20% of young people deal with cyber bullying regularly? I fully plan to start a Facebook support group to help these troubled souls, which I’m sure will look great on my college application someday!”

OK, so that was a total lie. But statistics are a great way to support your case, and you always get mad props with your parents when you throw out college application references. You can never start too early. Seriously, I’ve been doing this since I was 6!

It totally worked like a charm! Everything was great until the other day when my mom started her own Facebook page.

For her profile picture, she uploaded a photo of the two of us, wearing matching dorky holiday sweaters and hugging. In her profile, she wrote that her job is, “…to be a loving mother to two of the most precious, precocious young ladies in the world, Nikki and Brianna Maxwell.”

But the worst thing is what she did to my wall.

ARRRRRRGGGG!!

I didn’t even tell you yet, but just thinking about it makes me want to scream!

At 3:30 PM, she wrote, “Hi hun! Are you doing your homework yet? You’re HOME…and that WORK won’t do itself, KOK.” I assume she meant to type LOL but hit the wrong letters…even though it was SO not funny.

At 5:30, she wrote, “Hi hun! It’s dinner time! I just made meat loaf and creamed corn. Want to come down and make a salad with Brianna and me? We miss you down here!”

But the worst was at 7:30 when she wrote, “Hi hun! Who’s that boy who wrote “cute” on your picture from Christmas? I hope he knows you’re not old enough to date!”

For someone who didn’t want me to be bullied online, she was making me a MASSIVE target!

It’s bad enough I’m a HUGE dork at school. I SO don’t need to be a dork online, with a PSYCHO mom cramping my style!!!

I finally convinced her to delete her profile by telling her that 67% of kids whose parents “friend” them on Facebook do poorly on their SATs. (I can’t believe my parents believe this stuff!) I also deleted all the stuff she wrote.

I love my mom, but I really hope she’s off there for good!

Are any of YOUR parents on Facebook??

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569 Responses to SOCIAL MEDIA HUMILIATION!!

  1. Jamie (250) says:

    Awww! I feel so sorry for you nikki! My mom’s on Facebook, but she doesn’t embarrass me like that. :)

    • jaimie camille (1) says:

      hahaha.., same XD

    • La'Rissa (3) says:

      my mom is on facebook. but she is not embarrising me on there!seh acually makes me look good on facebook. not in a dorky way Though!

    • DorkGirl:) (45) says:

      me neither! idk why nikki thinks her mom is SOOOO embarressing! i LOVE my mom sooooooo much!!!

    • chocolatemonstar (220) says:

      my mom doesn’t even CARES about making an account in facebook. Nikki, you should be glad – your mother loves you so she posts those wacky stuff on your timeline!

      • Dorkgirl (45) says:

        lol! totally!! chocolate monstar, i am always wondering why Nikki theinks her mom is soooooooo embarresing!

        • dayoni (7) says:

          i feel bad 4 u cuz i am 10 and my mom let me have 1 ps. if she says no (go nikki style)walk up to her and say GIVE ME A STINKING FACEBOOK MOM! lol i doubt u would do that :P

    • Samantha:) (50) says:

      I wish i could go on facebook. :(
      I’m already 13 and mum dosen’t let me.

    • Julia (4) says:

      Ohh…I’m sorry Nikki. :( I dont have a facebook but I have a pinterest. and my parents are just the same. So know how you feel. My sister had the same prob on FB and My dad got a facebook. but she is lucky cuz he never goes on FB. :) Oh and I cant wait to read your nxt book. :D

    • ashleigh (1) says:

      my mom would but she refused to add me when i got facebook she warned me that she would never add me ever in any lifetime

    • Booklover4ever (20) says:

      I want a FB but my mom just laughs every time I ask!! I’m not sure what to do. My older sister has one, and I’m only two years younger!! What should I do?

      • Dorkgirl (45) says:

        you should find out why you want/need a FB account, then either put together a presentation 4 ur parents or hv a seriouse emo convo about FB and if she still laughs, ask her when ur older sister got her FB account, if she was ur age then c why u cant get one, this will make her nervious.

    • Pauline (1) says:

      Omg. Lucky!! She doesn’t do that but I post things my parents won’t want to be seeing.

    • Miss Know-it-all (244) says:

      Parents can be really embarrasing! I know from personal experiance. The best thing to do is just respect the way they treat you. Of course they can annoy from time to time, but they love you and they need to know you’ve grown out of pig-tails and onesies.

      • Amanda (50) says:

        Nope i don’t like my mom.Because she’s mean and bossy that’s why i don’t love her at all:(I only like my dad because he’s nice to me.And i get to buy whatever i want…….That’s why i love my dad and because he buy’s me stuff and treat’s me nicely:)My mom will never treat peaple nicley so i don’t even like her at all anyway’s so that’s the reason why i don’t even like her one single bit of her at all.She’s mean to me.I don’t like her at all:)

    • Na'Shay B. (1) says:

      Ummmmm. ok my don’t have one but boo hooo hooo you nikki psss i love you books

      your being hacked by niah shay

      P.s. Nana niah milly and this not shay but shay

    • Delayne (6) says:

      Both of my parents are on Facebook,but they don’t embarrass me

      • Cookielover456 (7) says:

        Me niether! All you do on there is post your info to people all over the world!
        Nikki heres some advice, tell your mom to KNOCK IT OFF!
        some she can’t publically humiliate ever again.
        I am smart, I know!
        Just saying! :-)

    • ARIYA (1621) says:

      Yeah but sometimes :(

      • Amanda AKA am a bear (2) says:

        OMG i agree with gravity my mom has a face book ALL THE TIME SHE POSTS EMBRASSING photos of me oh ya and the reson why im replying to gravity is because i LOVED your comment also im elven too!

      • Amanda (50) says:

        My name is Amanda to!!!!!!We both have the same name !!!!!!!!!!!:)

    • ~Gravity~ (216) says:

      I’m so sorry Nikki! My mom is on Facebook ALL OF THE TIME. She’s on there more than ME! I probably wouldn’t have gotten a Facebook if we didn’t move around all the time. She wanted me to keep in touch with my friends. Though it turns out now that I don’t actually want to keep in touch with my old friends. Anyway, my mom doesn’t bother me on Facebook much. I know not to friend people I don’t now or like inappropriate pages (pages with bad words in them). But I’m only aloud to friend boys that my parents know too (like my dad’s friends…it’s weird I know but his friends are awesome!). She just doesn’t get that I’m may be eleven, almost twelve, but I’m not in the boy crazy stage. Unlike all of my old friends…

    • Victoria (7) says:

      My mom stays away from my profle if I stay away from her profile :) ;) =) :D :P ♡ ♥ ♡♥

    • mal (15) says:

      me to i feel sorry for u 2

    • nikki lover (14) says:

      nope

    • unibrow (36) says:

      Hiii

  2. NeverTooLate (52) says:

    I’m not even on Facebook myself! I’m not really bothered, but I guess I’d like to make one one of these days.

  3. Nikki Maxwell fan (10) says:

    My mom is on all the time I can’t get her of!

  4. Jocelyn (2) says:

    Yes, i do have my parents in facebook, But i don’t have one, But i got twitter.

  5. Natalya (2) says:

    Hey!

  6. Emily (6) says:

    My mom is on facebook but luckily doesn’t do anything embarrassing

  7. Chelsea (1) says:

    my dad has Facebook but he never uses it thank god. My auntie has it but she doesn’t tend to look at my profile much but she does talk to me:)

    • Chelsea (218) says:

      Chelsea, I cannot believe YOU copied my name! I mean, I picked that name first and came here first! Now you are copying me?! I cannot believe you!

      But if its your real name, it’s okay.

    • ~Gravity~ (216) says:

      My dad never goes on Facebook either, but my mom is on there all of the time!

  8. HottyXOXO (1) says:

    my mom has a facebook but instead of posting stuff she goes through everything on my wall and she even goes on MY account on MY computer and cheacks me facebook its super annoying

    • Atiya (4) says:

      Consider yourself luky CeCe………. My mom AND my dad have facebooks and it drives me NUTS!!!!! I dont even HAVE a facebook and my parents torment me on there! They put up my pictures and they put stupid comments on there like: See the girl posing? thats my daughter! and the even have the nerve to put a SMILEY FACE at the end!! Are they severly BRAINDEAD?!?!?

    • chocolatemonstar (220) says:

      Hacking?
      NO way!

  9. CeCe (23) says:

    OMG my mom doesnt do that but she comments on ALL my photos and puts LOL and love you at the end and im thinking,”I KNOW YOU LOVE ME AND IDK WHATS FUNNY ABOUT MY PICTURE!!!” T______T ugh!

    • chocolatemonstar (220) says:

      Blah! Once I posted a photo on a zoey franklin facebook page BUT my father managed to FIND me posting.
      and he commented like this
      “I must ask who is this girl and……………………”
      It’s really annoying! :(

  10. Rebecca (21) says:

    Yup. Both of them are.

  11. Chocolate31 (194) says:

    Aww it’s ok

  12. Angel (145) says:

    WOW,Nikki! SO EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!! I think it would be cool,though,if you started a Facebook support group, though!

  13. Chocolate31 (194) says:

    My mon does the same with my twitter and instagram btw follow me on instagram @itztutu and on twitter @itztutu31

  14. Sierah (10) says:

    yepp

  15. Pixy girl (53) says:

    I don’t have a Facebook anymore. I used to. My mom also had a Facebook. We both closed down for a good reason. My mom always checks on what I do and I appreciate that. And I really don’t care I’d I’m the biggest loser on earth cause I love my mom and I want to see her happy until the day she dies. The reason why both closed down our accounts was when some kid thought I post a threatening message on my wall and called the police and the police came to arrest me at school the next day. Thank god I was pleaded innocent or I’ve could’ve been in jail for a long time. And I’m only 15!!! Then my mom and I decided to shut down our accounts due to the mean people out there who try to destroy your life. No I am not joking on this.

    • Isabella (99) says:

      Exactly Pixy Girl!I don’t even know why people make such a big deal about their mothers.Their moms are just making sure they are safe!I don’t know why some (not all) people feel unappreciative of their moms.I feel just like you!I’m glad someone at least thinks like me!I want to enjoy my mom while it last because when she dies,I will be glad that I at least spent time with her!I hope she lives a long,good life with me so she will always know I loved her.

    • kayla (14) says:

      same
      @ Pixy girl

    • angel (3) says:

      lol my names angele too

    • I love DD! (122) says:

      Oh My Gosh, Pixy Girl!!! That is like’ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO scary. Thank goodness you weren’t arrested! There are some mean people out there!

    • chocolatemonstar (220) says:

      oh my gosh!
      really?
      thank goodness…

    • VitaminR (12) says:

      Wow, I just wanted to see what the dork diaries website was like and I’m already disappointed. I guess I didn’t like how you, Nikki, totally didn’t get that your mom just wants a relationship with you, but that cyber bullying comment vexed me off. Why would you lie about something like that? And that is so hurtful to anyone who has been cyber bullied, that you would lie like that. Moreover, the dramatic sarcasm you used was just.
      unnecessary.
      My heart and prayers go out to anyone who has been bullied in any way. God bless.

      • Isabella (99) says:

        I understand how you feel VitaminR.How could Nikki do this to us,especially her parents!I would not lie like that!Now that I think about it,I am disappointed of the Dork Diaries blog.

        • Vitamin R (12) says:

          Thanks, Isabella, for agreeing with me. I used to really like Dork Diaries, but this stuff isn’t really funny.

          • Isabella (99) says:

            I like Dork Diaries but I don’t like the parts where Nikki misunderstands her parents.It’s part of wanting to grow up fast but i’m not like that.It’s disobeying your parents and not being respectful.I will have to act like a kid before my childhood ends.

    • Sistine (4) says:

      My mom also deactivated my facebook coz I was being a jerk T.T but I really wanna communicate with my friends. Isabella is right! Our moms just wanna keep us safe…though my mom is overeacting

  16. Angel (145) says:

    BTW, Nikki,do you know what goes on with the comments? On WHAT TO DO WHEN PEOPLE COMPARE YOU TO YOUR SISTER, I posted the first 6 comments. But the next day,MY COMMENTS WERE NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what is going on?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    Thanks,
    ~Angel~

  17. dalia (9) says:

    my mom and dad are :(

  18. DorkyGirl (3) says:

    Hi.I have my mom on Facebook,and sometimes she writes pretty embarrasing stuff. What should I do.

  19. Nadia (8) says:

    If my mom did that, i would feel tots humiliated!!

  20. hannah nix (1) says:

    i always get compared to my sister…. exsept she is a total ginger and I’m a blonde, she doesn’t care what she looks like or who likes her.. I CARE WAY TO MUCH ABOUT MY LOOK AND BOYS…i even have a boy friend and i am considered popular but trust me just because ur popular doesnt mean you dont have “MKENZIE’S” coming after you

  21. sarah!:) AKA wildchild (1333) says:

    im not 13 yet so i cant have a FB

  22. MangaManiac (270) says:

    OMG! That must’ve been HORRIBLE! My mom has Facebook,and I’ve been BEGGING her to let me have a account! My parents don’t even let me go on youtube, or let me get a twitter account! But I still love them to death. :D

  23. real life chloe and zoe (25) says:

    I blocked my mum on facebook but I sed no offence yo her and explained to her why. I’m not a cruel person! I love my mum but seriously,women over 30 should not be commenting on their childs facebook wall!

  24. Isabel (11) says:

    click on my name or go to link: http://zippychat.com/room/xiycv

  25. Diana (456) says:

    Yes,Nikki,my mom has a facebook.And does NOT embrass me.She goes there to chat with realatives!!

  26. Duaa (64) says:

    omg nikki ur mom is super embarassing -.-

  27. Amyluv (79) says:

    what about the text????

  28. 1D LUVA (28) says:

    Nikki my mom is on facebook and is forever putting up old embarrassing photos of me when I was little, and was Brandon the one who commented cute on your pic?

  29. FashionChick:) (105) says:

    Haha! I totally get that, my Mom always tags me in pictures and ALWAYS pokes me! Ugh! But anyway, who was that boy that said “cute” Brandon? :D

  30. maria (191) says:

    Yeah just my mom but I don’t mind. The good is that she doesn’t post things embarrassing.

  31. Miss-Know-It-All (149) says:

    only my mom.
    she lets me play games on her facebook.
    My favorite game on their is Sims Social.
    :3

  32. esther (1) says:

    Yea. But i dont mind. She respects my privacy and such. But she does comment and like my stuff. But thats okay, thats what Moms do. :)

  33. Isabelle (6) says:

    I have to avoid anything bad on Facebook since I’m forced to add my whole family there

  34. I heart Nikki (13) says:

    My dad has Facebook for my older sister but has actually got ‘man friend’s’ on it. But my parents would never do a think like that. :-)

  35. Sofia (26) says:

    That is totally uncool.

  36. Imy (9) says:

    Well, I’m on Instagram but none of this happens since my parents are more into Facebook instead of Instagram but I’m totally vice versa.

  37. Imy (9) says:

    woopwoop first comment lolz jk jk

  38. Sofia (26) says:

    Again,I feel super bad for you Nikki.I hope she won’t do that again.

  39. Christine (3) says:

    Omg! Your parents believe that, Nikki?!?!

  40. crazygirlmelissa (54) says:

    wow, Nikki, I feel sorry for you.

  41. Radioactive (21) says:

    Im on Facebook

  42. I Luv cupcakes (35) says:

    yes, they always upload photos of me

  43. Soda (10) says:

    OMG thats so funny, nicki I’m your biggest fan and I wanna be just like you when I grow up

  44. aubrey (9) says:

    omg teat tear

  45. Trin Trin (19) says:

    Both of mines r but they don’t bother me

  46. Lena (35) says:

    Whoa Nikki! I totally get where you’re coming from. My dad has a FB, but we’re not “friends” on there. Thank goodness!

  47. Haley (1) says:

    my mom is on FB and nothing bad really happens

  48. Maya da Dork (9) says:

    Ohmigod i feel so bad for you. I’m never gonna make a Facebook for my mom and if she makes one, i would make an excuse for not friending her.

  49. Denise :D (571) says:

    My mom is I am not though

  50. Iris (28) says:

    I’m sorry,Nikki!!

    • breedababe (236) says:

      yeah, i totes agree!! i mean look at brandon!!! he doesn’t even have any parents!! no offence nikki but, you probably have NO idea what he’s going through!!

  51. DorkGirl:) (45) says:

    OMG!!! that is the TOTALL opposite of me!! i dont hv a facebook account, but my mom does! i dont know about nikki’s mom, but my mom is NOT embarressing! i love her soooooo much and i think nikki maxwell needs 2 relize what life would b like without her mom! she would b totally freakig out! omg, i think that should b a dream nikki has 1 night! lol, wouldnt that be TOTS funny!

  52. Anika (8) says:

    Aish…I was just never into social media anyway…call me weird..XD

  53. DorkGirl:) (45) says:

    oh, and BTW, i would totally b facebook friends with my mom!!! lol!!

  54. jumper141110 (28) says:

    OMG! My mom is OBSESSED with Facebook! She does it on her phone AND on her laptop. I would just DIE if I saw her on Facebook on BOTH her phone AND laptop AT THE SAME TIME! She tells me to get off the laptop just so she can go on Facebook! That is how obsessed my mom is with Facebook.

  55. breedababe (236) says:

    im 11 so i dont have a facebook….yet! anyway that’s terrible that she embarassed you!! my older brother used to have a facebook but than my parents deleted it cause he was putting bad stuff on it!

  56. kitty kat (6) says:

    yes

  57. Cathy (The one who gave all fan stories 1 star) (43) says:

    how bout you give ur mom the talk? tell her about dorks and stuff and tell her to stop ruining ur life!

    P.S: I actually love my mum. shes 43 but some peoples actually ask her if shes 28! she doesnt use make up or anything and really is up to date. I wouldn’t mind having you as a sis. i could teach u a thing or 2 bout reality ;)

  58. TVTusic (165) says:

    Oh Its good that you deleted the stuff she wrote what if Brandon see’s it or Mackenzie!
    it great that you convinced her to delete it

  59. TVTusic (165) says:

    I mean delete her account sorry cant think straight my head hurts >.<

  60. KitKat (22) says:

    1st!!!

    I would have DIED if that happened to me

  61. Total Pegasister!(mlpfan) (16) says:

    OMG! how EMBARASSING! My mom would never do ANYTHING like that on FB. If she did, i would automatically delete her from my friends list! At least she deleted her profile and you erased every wall post. talk about humiliation nation!

  62. iroxy4 (13) says:

    hi

  63. Lover!!!!!!!!!! (61) says:

    Yes. I feel bad for you

  64. Allison (4) says:

    Omg Yes but my mom doesn’t bug me like that only when someone cyber bullies etc. I would freak at my mom if she did that

  65. Allison (4) says:

    btw love you nikki

  66. majordorkie (23) says:

    Whoa my mom sometimes already embarrassed me but I still luv her but who’s Nikki better take care of her

  67. Nikki maxwell rules (2) says:

    I’m new also I need advice I’m a popular girl but I think a dork how should I be me

  68. majordorkie (23) says:

    HUGE FAN NIKKI YEAH!!!

  69. koolkid (81) says:

    Nope, my parents are not really on facebook! At least your mom cares ’bout you right?? I am a HUGE fan of the DD books!!:)

  70. Lorena Salcedi (1) says:

    Hey OMG! I love your blog I just started reading today and my mom is on facebook but she really doesn’t talk to me! she doesn’t know how to talk in english yet. she is going to classes thought!

  71. Kai (16) says:

    YEAH! My dad AND mom are on facebook! They SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrass me!

  72. Chloe mayst (102) says:

    Sister and mom dad and step mom

    • breedababe (236) says:

      yeah, i totes agree!! i mean look at brandon!!! he doesn’t even have any parents!! no offence nikki but, you probably have NO idea what he’s going through!! BTW my parents think facebook is flippin CRAP!

  73. Soccerfreak (95) says:

    My parents are on facebook! They are like CRAZY about it!

  74. Zuhruf (7) says:

    I feel so sorry for you! It’s okay…probably almost all people have the same problem!

  75. anna (1) says:

    i hate it sometimes when my mom go’s on facebook it’s a pain ahhhhhhhhhhh! i feel you.

  76. Jocelyn (35) says:

    our parents are on facebook, we Me and my sis, don’t.
    bye Nikki.!

  77. LayLyann Tarabay (1088) says:

    Our mom AND dad have Facebook, like us. It’s really bad, cuz we are twins and they inly let us have ONE account for both of us!

  78. Gee-gee (5) says:

    I try my hardest to persuade my mom to get me a Facebook. But she’s more afraid of “stranger danger” than cyber bullying. Can you make an account on dork diaries? I need help getting use to this website. Can somebody help me or something.

  79. Gee-gee (5) says:

    Can somebody also be my friend? :-D

  80. Rockinghoul9 (6) says:

    yup but my mom never texts me half YAY half BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  81. JewelryGirl (436) says:

    both my parents are on Facebook,but I’m not old enough yet,and my brother is and wants one,but my mom won’t let him(well,she keeps saying”later” and stuff)

  82. kayla (2) says:

    if i had a face book and my mom did that i would be so embaresed

  83. CookieMonster (26) says:

    Omg, this is co awesome. The closest I’ve ever gotten to first on one of these was five. I thought I had the third comment, but instread of sayin something like just 3, i wrote 3!!!!! omg, ive never been this close to first before! But then other people posted and my comment ended up being fifth. lol fail

  84. mrs.bieber (19) says:

    omg nikki! like your life sometimes sound perfect but sometimes not! But Nikki, my parents are on facebook but i dont have one! haha wish i did:p Later nikki!!*

  85. Batman (34) says:

    I don’t have a “Facebook” account.

    And I don’t really want one because I’m kind of scared to get one……

  86. pathima (3) says:

    yes

  87. TatorTot (84) says:

    OMG! That is SO embarrassing!! O.O

  88. I’m lucky they aren’t!

  89. Rayeil Richardson (1) says:

    I really love dork diares because of macensie and i just love her from your girl Rayeil

  90. Batman (34) says:

    P.S

    In the beggining you said that your mom is trying to make you a “Massive dork.”

    I’m not trying to be smart alecky but isn’t being a dork good?

  91. Stargirl2516 (6) says:

    Yup but I just deleted my profile permanently. I am soooo glad I did.

  92. Batman (34) says:

    P.P.S

    No none of my family members have a Facebook account.

    Well maybe my cousins but they’re like 20.

  93. Taylor Swift (120) says:

    I’m not Taylor swift but whatever I hope Nike moderates cause it says awaiting moderation

  94. Sky Road (21) says:

    Girl you better pray and hope Mackenzie doesn’t have a Facebook . That girl is a :devil:

  95. Batman (34) says:

    Well honestly sometime parents are a bit clueless on what you like ar stuff.

    Like maybe she didn’t know that you didn’t like her on your Facebook wall saying those stuff.

    Well I mean if I ever do get a Facebook account and my brother does to of course I’ll emmbaress him!

    Isn’t that what siblings are for?

  96. Delia (68) says:

    My parents are not on Facebook, but OMG, I feel SO sorry for you! Especially the “training bra” part!

  97. Taylor Swift (120) says:

    Nikki wrote precisely wrong!!!
    Btw, Nikki you are awesome !!!!!

  98. sydney (2) says:

    i just finished #1

  99. DJ Candy (69) says:

    no but i fell so sorry for you Nikki

  100. Zipporah (4) says:

    Yes both of my parents are on fb but they arent like that lol

  101. RACHEL (1) says:

    i swear i can be such a dork

  102. Katherine (852) says:

    Nikki no offense but don’t over react so much and calling her a psycho isn’t really right I mean I love my parents but still it isn’t right…. they’re just trying to be a parent….

  103. DorkieJen#1 (63) says:

    URGH!
    I seriously want Facebook!
    But, like I can’t ’cause… I don’t know!!!
    I wish I had it though! :/

  104. Dorky_Novelist_Girl (29) says:

    My parents ARE on Facebook. It’s nice, but kinda embarrasing sometimes when they post weird pictures of me with super-frizzy hair making jokes about it. :( I’m not on it yet, but based on what happened with you and your mom’s thing, I’m gonna make my parents SWEAR not to put anything on MY wall!

  105. MissNickJ101 (1) says:

    Yes my mum is on Facebook.

  106. Nikki Maxwell (68) says:

    Hi, guys! I changed my name. I bet you can never, never, EVER find out who I am! Nikki, I’m your #1 fan! :D

  107. Katie (13) says:

    I’m still not OLD enough to be on Facebook yet. But yeah my mum’s on Facebook, and if I ever joined I would SPECIFICALLY tell my mum not to add me or send me embarrassing messages. And I betcha she would listen to me.
    Wow I’m SO lucky compared to you!
    ♥GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ONLINE SOCIAL LIFE♥

  108. Dork4ever (203) says:

    LOL

  109. Maya da Dork (9) says:

    my mom is so brain-dead!!! :( it drives me crazy!!!!!

  110. Shenna (2) says:

    Yeah and she does the same and I cant upload photos

  111. CutieMarkCrusaderMember7 (2153) says:

    OMG, so sorry, Nikki! MY mom is somewhat the same. WISHES OF THE BEST OF LUCK!!~
    CutieMarkCrusaderMember7

  112. Cc (63) says:

    Poor you!!!If my mom did that I would be so ticked!!

  113. katherine (1) says:

    i hate it when my mom post my pics on facebook or instagram mom delete it now aaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh i get so mad at her

  114. lolcat (7) says:

    HOLY CRUD THATS EMBARRASING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  115. audree and allen (9) says:

    How embrassing

  116. Cc (63) says:

    I’m soo hlad I’m not on facebook.my parents would probably embaras me too

  117. audree and allen (9) says:

    Yeah but dad doesn’t use it and I don’t hav 1.

  118. Reyna (4) says:

    Yeah I’m not feeling so excited today. I feel peaceful. With a bowl of granola and berries mixed with pumpkin seeds. Yummy.

  119. Amelia (45) says:

    And my parents to on Facebook and their my friends but they don’t post any weird stuff in fact both me and my mom are on FB right now :P

  120. Young Author (45) says:

    I feel bad for you. That is SO embarrassing.

  121. Agent P (50) says:

    I am so glad I do not have facebook. LOL :)

  122. bella (80) says:

    Whoo hoo! Is anyone on?

  123. bella (80) says:

    I’m new

  124. bella (80) says:

    Here’s a story you might wanna hear:
    I am 8 IlovemylittleponyandH2Ojustaddwater.

    MycrushisafootballplayerandhisnameisMateaoandhesSOooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  125. I love DD! (122) says:

    I’m pretty sure my mom and dad aren’t on facebook, but I don’t know.I can imagine what they’ll say if I ask for one.

  126. I love DD! (122) says:

    Nikki, how do you get the lined diary paper? Just askin’!

  127. dorkalicious (20) says:

    Moms.. always like that. You gotta love them… (sarcastic)

  128. bella (80) says:

    That comment I posted was just a lil’ joke.
    My real name is Isabella,and this 5th comment.
    And I still can’t belive I was first!
    And that was my first comment EVER.
    I wish I had a blog :)

  129. Mackenzee (4) says:

    Omg Nikki, I feel so bad for you! Something JUST LIKE that happened to me once. Moms are SO embarrassing (/.\)

    • Isabella (99) says:

      No they aren’t!They try their best to take care of you everyday but you’re over here ignoring them.No offense but you have to stop thinking all that fake stuff!

  130. bella (80) says:

    Don’t mind me.
    :) (: :( ): cool d: :? ;)

  131. bella (80) says:

    Some of the smillies didn’t turn out right

  132. Mackenzee (4) says:

    My mom posts stuff on my wall ALL THE TIME. And she signs off “-love you a million my baby girl,
    Mommy <3.
    I love her, but she can be so embarrassingg xcc

    • Isabella (99) says:

      Don’t think that.Actually,I like being called her baby girl because I appreciate her and I want her to have a good life before she dies.

  133. Brandon Roberts (80) says:

    Nikki? You have a blog? And a website?
    We need to talk at school. OK?

  134. Kamili (7) says:

    yes but they wont let me get a facebook.

  135. bella (80) says:

    U are the REAL brandon?!?!
    OMG!

  136. Sugarcane910 (3) says:

    My mom isn’t, and I’m thankful! :D

  137. bella (80) says:

    :) :) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):_:):):):):):):):():):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):

  138. bella (80) says:

    What happened to my smiles?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  139. MimiEmzy (49) says:

    aww.. I feel sorry 4 u Nikki :’(

    • sydney (1) says:

      I feel so bad for u I mean ur mom is worried about u being cyber bullied she’s just making it worse. I’m in 5th grade and almost everybody has a You Tube, Instagram, etc. I really want one, but my mom and dad won’t let me cause of internet safety. Im hardley aloud 2 watch You Tube.

  140. AliceBeautiful (27) says:

    My parents JUST made me a Facebook and I’m ~ . And my dad is the most embarrasing dad I know, he friend me on Facebook and he said: ” Who is that boy who said your Valentines Day photograph is cute?
    OMG! I was humiliated! I understand you Nikki.

    ~ AliceBeautiful () ~

  141. Katherine (852) says:

    can someone go here? http://myblog101andmore.wordpress.com/
    It would make me very happy :P :)

  142. Dorkdiariesfan1# (7) says:

    My mom totally does that all the time IN PUBLIC

  143. nasida (1) says:

    OMG NIKKI!!!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY KNOW HOW U FEEL.

  144. Capri Augustine (1) says:

    I ♥dork diaries

  145. Dorky03 (67) says:

    im not on facebook but my mom is… but she dosent post embarissing stuff thank gosh

  146. Maci Masacer (12) says:

    My mom is but she doesn’t get on hers……

    (Tgsi)

  147. pikachu (2) says:

    i am lucky my parents dont have one

  148. kayla (14) says:

    Oh wow she actually does that!? :0

  149. dorkie girl (121) says:

    My mom and dad and sisters (not the little one) go on Facebook me and my little sister and grandma and grandpa don’t. My Little sis is six and is going to turn seven and I am eleven going to turn twelve. (My birthday is on June 12,2001 my little sis is on June 11,2006)all my friends who are the same age go to Facebook I feel like the only one! I am pretty much a goody goody and will do ANYTHING to make my friends happy or let the stay my friends. It doesn’t bother me it just my friends keep asking are you on Facebook and I say no and then they walk away as if the only thing they can talk about is Facebook. :( but it doesn’t bother me I just mostly sit at my table eating and drawing.:mrgreen:

  150. jois (7) says:

    1 my parents are on facebook but they are a little shy so thankfully thay don’t bother me at all. of course my mom has to check on my page to make sure nothing bad is going to happen

  151. hi (12) says:

    i dont have facebook

  152. hi (12) says:

    or any other social media acount

  153. Gibble (7) says:

    1st. And that is totally embarrassing was the guy that commented cute Brandon by Any chance?

  154. hi (12) says:

    even if i did i dont think that my parents would embarress me on it

  155. hi (12) says:

    they probably would friend me though
    And check who i friend

  156. funnygal321 (15) says:

    hi

  157. Jennifer (5) says:

    First! My dad has Facebook and I’m so glad that I don’t have one for him to “friend” me! :)

    • Jennifer (5) says:

      It’s not like I don’t love my dad, it’s just that he can embarrass me a lot at times. I still love him! <3

  158. Lexie Wexie (12) says:

    I’m like new? Soo like…

  159. kayla (2) says:

    i love this website. Its so cool!
    me and Nikki are alike.

  160. Isabella (99) says:

    Umm…Nikki?Did you forget that none of the kids at your school go to your Facebook page anyway?So that means only your online friends (which are us) will only go to your Facebook page.And we know your secrets anyway so we won’t make fun of you!You told us your secrets on you blog anyway so why is it such a big deal on Facebook?

  161. Jess (1) says:

    Omg …yes ! My mum does the exact same thing :P She comments saying “come down stairs to help with the washing!”, When she could have just yelled out to me ! It really annoys me :P But what can we do ? parents are parents :)

    • Isabella (99) says:

      No offense but your mom is too modern that she would prefer to communicate with you through technology.

  162. Secret (6) says:

    Poor you nikki i knew that if that happened to me i wouldn’t be that happy either

  163. Denielle Gonzales (11) says:

    Pretty Much, but i’m not embarrassed about my mom online cause she knows what to post and just asks me about who i chat in Facebook

  164. Denielle Gonzales (11) says:

    One time she asked me who was i chatting, like “Who are you chatting online? is he a Boy? What do you say to him? and etc.

  165. Isabella (99) says:

    Um,your mom is just enjoying you before you move out.If your mom is acting like that,just try your best to agree with her.Because if you don’t,when you move out,you’re going to wish you spent more time with your mom.If I were you,I would just enjoy my childhood or something.

  166. Dorky (10) says:

    No thankfully! My parents HATE Facebook. I am SO thankful my parents are not like yours!

  167. Isabella (99) says:

    First of all,listen to your parents because they are the ones who know better and will help you get through your life.Second of all,you shouldn’t care of what other stupid middle schoolers think of you because they are stupid their ownselves for thinking like that and they should mind their own personal business.Third of all,you should only care what your parents think of you rather than everybody else because your parents aren’t the ones that judge you and they will never do that to you and they will never leave your side.And most important of all,care what you think about YOURSELF.That’s the most important thing to remember.And one more thing,don’t make such a big deal of your parents or people that make fun of you because your parents sacrifice for you every single day.And if something is bothering you,just ask them for advice because you don’t want to get bullied till’ the last minute when someone tries to physically hurt you.Because,when someone tries to bully you when you are still kids,it’s not intense bullying that could happen when you are an adult.So,it’s better to tell your parents now before you can actually get seriously injured.

  168. supergirl (701) says:

    That is really sad.I am glad that you came up with a way to get her off it

  169. Dolphin lover (21) says:

    Your mom is nosy ! I would hate that

  170. Supergirl (701) says:

    I do not have an account on Facebook.

  171. sweet tweet (11) says:

    My father is on facebook but he had never embarassed me. :)

  172. Alex (2) says:

    My mum and dad have Facebook, but I don’t think they actually check my timeline or anything. they don’t mind. :) I feel so sorry for you. :(

    I hope she doesn’t humiliate you this much any time soon, I don’t think I would be able to put up with that much public defeat in less than a month.

  173. Georgia!!!!! ;) (9) says:

    yes, but my mum doesn’t like super stalk me. In order to get fb i had to be her friend, AND she had to know my password! Im sooooo glad my mum doesn’t do that to me!!!!

  174. BOTH my parents have Facebook accounts but I got banned to add my dad (family issues) and my mom is my friend but she takes pictures of me when I’m not looking!worse she took my old ID

    • AND took hers and the worse part of that is…WE LOOK ALIKE IN THOSE PICTURES!I mean same eyebrows same smile same uniform SAME AGE SAME EVERYTHING!it was so scary but she let it out to Facebook and my cousin shared it and her friends might have shared it too!AHHHHHHHHHH!

  175. EloiseKnight (48) says:

    I have facebook and so does my mom, and I need to have her as a friend or she will be mad at me, but she hardly posts anything.

  176. Siena Brennan (36) says:

    Your Mom is CRAZY, I hope she doesn’t humiliate u anymore!

  177. Janil Teves (14) says:

    OMG!What you’r mom did to you was SUPER DUPER NASTY!!Don’t let her treat you like Mackenzie embarrasses you,Do’nt let Mackenzie treat ya like a pushover if she calls ya a LOSER don’t ignore her if you are SUPERMAD because you’r brain will EXPLODE,If she calls you a LOSER don’t talk back beacause it will get worse,The minute you talked back she will just talk back again so what you have to do is say something nice like:Mackenzie,What you’re saying is SO not Nice,Who tought you how to say those words?!?,But if she says that it’s a bad thing,You probably should just tell the teacher!!! Clue:I’ve learned how to be a not pushover from Chloe,Zoey and from Youtube!! :3 :P

  178. Georgia!!!!! ;) (9) says:

    everyone look at the 138 comment. Brandon Roberts (yes its the real one) found her blog… and website. If he reads previous posts to ur blog….. well it should be interesting

  179. Georgia!!!!! ;) (9) says:

    very interesting :D

  180. Zoe (57) says:

    Nikki, I think your mom treats you like a BABY.
    I MEAN IT!

  181. Immabeastar (49) says:

    Poor NIKKI! I would be SO embarrassed by that last part! Thank goodness she took her page down and you deleted that stuff.

  182. Emma (88) says:

    My mom and my sister are on facebook and i don’t think i’m gonna get one my sister said there’s alot of drama on there

  183. Cassia (1) says:

    my whole family is on Facebook!
    There is no escape! I have 9 aunts and uncles one mum (my dad HATES facebook) a brother a grandma a grandpa a step-grandma…you get the picture. Personally I try not to touch Facebook …but thats impossible!

  184. Darin (92) says:


    Hey, Nikki!
    Can I first just start by saying that I really don’t think what you just did was a good thing? You’ve told lie after lie to your parents! Who cares what other people think? Your parents are your parents. Are you really caring what Mackenzie thinks? Who’s more important to you? Mackenzie or your parents? I know how much you love Chloe and Zoey, but also make time for your family too. I’m not trying to be mean!
    Your mom is being nosy, yeah, I agree. I have Instagram, and my aunt started following me. I posted something and she was like, “DEAR!! What is this??” I was like, “Um, none of your buisness?” but I just said that in my head. I feel like I have limitations to what I post now, but I try to be over it sometimes. I mean, it’s like, whatever.
    Just know this Nikki: Family is family!

  185. audree and allen (9) says:

    As some of u know my ex bf dumped me after a couple of days. Well he still likes me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’!!!!”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’!!!!!!!!!!!””””!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    omg!!

  186. Dorky or Cutie (21) says:

    My mom! She FORCED me to friend her!!!!!!!!!!

  187. Cakepops (1207) says:

    Dudes, pls talk to me on ask.fm!! I’m cottoncandyicecream

  188. :) (30) says:

    Omg Chelsea! Our family are twim facebook buddies! And Nikki, can’t belive a 14 year old can’t date and when i was 11 i could date! But what was EVEN MORE emmbaracing than your blog it that, when i was 10 i was taking a walk with my mum and she asked me ”do you have a boyfriend, or do you have a crush, and do you want to go out with him?” That was MAJOR EMMBARCING!

  189. angel (3) says:

    i would be so embarased if it was me

  190. Savannah (68) says:

    Oh yeah, Nikki, believe me, my mom is much worse. Once she went to my school for the PTA meeting, and she ACTUALLY ROLD MY CRUSH I LIKED HIM! Ugh. That was one of THE worst days of my life…

  191. Mozzie (20) says:

    Hey, Nikki!
    No, I don’t have Facebook as I’m only 11 and not old enough for those sort of sights. When I’m older I probally won’t use Facebook anyway because my friends chat to me by my BB (BlackBerry phone) I advise you to get one cause you only have to pay some cash then ta-da! You get to text your mates for free :D
    Hope this helps.
    -Mozzie

  192. 14th Joy (85) says:

    I actually don’t have this problem because I don’t have a Facebook. You can obviously see why.

  193. DorkyGirl (3) says:

    Whoa,Nikki. My mom is on facebook but she doesnt embarrass me like that.

  194. MatzieCat (62) says:

    Who wrote “cute” on your facebook page?

  195. Lily (2984) says:

    FB is WAY overrated. I HATE IT. not trying to be the spitting image of one of those cyberbullies or something but seriously I hate FB. I’m more of a Google+ girl. When something gets too popular, it’s total crud.
    I swore I wouldn’t get an FB until I was 14 and that I wouldn’t use it except for homework help.

    • Isabella (99) says:

      Facebook is dangerous.

    • Isabella (99) says:

      I agree in a way too Lily.I’ve heard there will be glasses called Google Glasses and I so hate it because first of all,it’s a distraction for people second of all why do you even need computer glasses and third of all it’s too futuristic and it’s so stupid because the glasses could keep you distracted and addicted and you don’t even know what is going on with your surroundings!Like,a bad guy could be coming.No offense to the makers of Google glasses but it’s a stupid distraction.

      • Supergirl (701) says:

        True but they are pretty advanced technology.Like it is voice controlled which I still can’t believe that they have developed that but I still agree that you can’t see that something is coming!Like you could walk into a burning building and all you’ll be doing is trying to find the nearest McDonalds.
        :) :( :P :( )
        Sorry I am just doing that because I feel like it.
        “)

  196. Kaitlyn (277) says:

    Thank goodness my mom neva humiliatesme online lol! i feel bad 4 u Nikki. :( dont worry she’ll stpo at one point. :) OK i need advice people! i know u dont know me but i have a bff who is gonna ask out my crush 4 me so i dont have to do it… on FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! should i let her do it or not??? i really like the guy tho… :( oh SO hard!!!

    • Rose (3) says:

      Don’t let her do it. I know the feeling when that happens and trust me it’s horrible! Instead.. You write a letter or something and ask your friend to give it.. AND the best.. If you have guts Go and ask him out yourself. There are more chances of him saying yes. :)

    • miss.Pikachu (980) says:

      dear kaitlyn you should ask him out its better to hear it from the person that wants to go out then from her friend so go for it if he says no than that’s his problem you could find some one a lot more sucsessful than him

  197. Sybil (2) says:

    omg! im so sorry for you Nikki! both of my parents have facebook. i dont though. they say im, To young!oh well

  198. 1Dbabe (1) says:

    No my parents don’t embarrass me like that cuz they love me and they don’t want me to hate them ^-^ anyways who even cares what people think of you? :3 i<3dorkdiaries!
    ~Cece!

  199. Kate (6) says:

    I can’t have Facebook yet, I’m only 12 so I have to wait till October. But if my mom ever did that I would DIE!

  200. Anastasia (45) says:

    yeah my mom and dad both have it.i dont because i am only 8.)-:

  201. katebirdlover (2) says:

    my dad is but he dosent like do anything embaressing to me he .. actully he dosent use his facebook much

  202. TaterKat (140) says:

    Nikki, please post blogs EVERYDAY!!
    Your 1 fan, TaterKat

  203. TaterKat (140) says:

    We, ALL of your fans probably want you to post blogs everyday!!
    You shouldn’t care what others say to you or think of you. Just saying.. :)

  204. TaterKat (140) says:

    Please don’t moderate me because I am a good person!! :rgreen:

  205. TaterKat (140) says:

    :mrgreen:

    • Supergirl (701) says:

      Tell me how to get faces!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Natasha (1) says:

      Nikki ur very lucky that ur having parents that love u so much even my love me a lot and even if mckenzie harreses u just ignore her she is just a pain in ur nose ur also very lucky having chloe and zoey as ur friend and ur sister she may be a lot if pain but i thing u and ur sister make a good pair of sisters and i love ur books all the credit goes to rachel renee russel for making this book this book rocks and i love the way that rachel has shown a high school life for a girl. I m very happy that i m reading this book. I love u nikki. Till then cheers

    • Mai May14 (2492) says:

      My mom has a FB. She puts stuff on my wall like: so honey, how was school? Was Math hard? If so, I can totally give you help. And GW… She clicked “Marry” on ME! OMG. She put: hey sweetie, what does the word, marry mean on here? She likes ALL of my statuses. And know what’s worse than being asked, WHILST ON THE PHONE, about shopping for a training bra…? BEING ASKED, ON YOUR FRIEND’S WALL, REPLYING TO YOU, WHAT SIZE YOU NEED, FOR ALL UNDERWEAR.
      She said it was an “accident”.
      My mom would never delete her FB account, so I’d better delete mine…

    • TaterKat (140) says:

      like this ; ) this is a smiley..do that without spaces. or if you want to make those green faces with smileys, do this…. : mrgreen : without spaces..

    • Supergirl (701) says:

      I know how to get faces but how do you get green faces?:P

    • Supergirl (701) says:

      :D green

  206. Olivia(: (1) says:

    OMG, YES!!!!! I’m 11 and my parents STALK me on facebook!!!! (even my grandma!)Well, at least I’m not the only one!(:

  207. Kate Nicholle (11) says:

    my mom was actually the one who made my facebook account without telling me.

  208. Ishika (3) says:

    Awwie! I feel pity for you. I am on facebook.. And I can understand when my mom comments awkward comments on my pics. I did the exactly SAME thing which you used to get your parents off facebook. Cheers. :)

  209. Supergirl (701) says:

    how do you get faces?:(

  210. Isabella (99) says:

    How do you put emoticons?

    • Supergirl (701) says:

      You do a face like you do sideways like this : ) but with no spaces and it looks like this :) and you can do more different things like a capital p for the mouth to make this :P and to make a green one by writing : mr green : except without spaces so it makes this :mrgreen:

  211. hey it’s been a while guys :D remember me?

  212. Miji neko (18) says:

    My mom posted my ballet pictures and tagged me but I looked so nervous! And her friends kept liking it! :( high five Nikki

  213. Yasminay247 (4) says:

    My dad added me as a friend on Facebook.. Now, every time I post something or comment on a picture, he starts asking 4 details. I mean, I loved my dad and all that but sometimes u just need some “anti-parent” time in an “anti-parent” zone

  214. TaterKat (140) says:

    Um, no. That is not the real Brandon Roberts on comment 138.

  215. Maisie (3) says:

    My mum and my dad have Facebook so do i but i don’t tell them there always on it like every min of the day. also there always taking pics of me when im not looking and then post it on there. luckily they dont know im o there and cant post stuff on my page. :| xxxxxxx

  216. Mia (52) says:

    I dont have a fb cuz i think that fb is stupid. KOK haha lml

    • Isabella (99) says:

      I think Facebook is stupid too because you don’t know all these people who are trying to friend you.They could be trying to cyberbully.

  217. Nikki4Eva (9) says:

    OMG I feel so sorry for you BTW I posted my feelings for Mackenzie (My mean Disgusting feelings ^_^)

  218. Lauren (13) says:

    OMG!! Yes!! Sorry to say but I cant relate to your online facebook story!!

  219. Marissa (198) says:

    Hi everyone!!!!! I feel so bad for u Nikki!!!!!

  220. cheyenne (2) says:

    thats sort of like my mum! shes ALWAYS checking up on my Facebook page!

  221. hanoof (44) says:

    Hey nikki your mom is better than my DAD so he rented a car an ugly RED one cuz our driver is new and he doesn’t want him to brake our car so anyways that car is my worst nightmare when dad first rented the car I wrote on facebook I hate RED and I hate red cars more my father is sarcastic and annoying so he commented you asked for the red car hun I told him not to tell any one about the car. I guess that our moms and dads live to make us sad ugh.

  222. $arah17 (339) says:

    Yeah, but who’s the boy that wrote “cute”?

  223. CeCeKinzie (227) says:

    Hi guys. i am back whatcha doing and i saw i another CeCe hi CeCe :D

  224. aphrodite the diva (19) says:

    my parents won’t let me have a facebook page

  225. Katherine (852) says:

    hi

  226. Katherine (852) says:

    :p bored..

  227. Owl Lover (41) says:

    Yo nikki kids dont really go on fecebook that much… We go on instagram…
    So you might want an instagram account cuz most parents dont have them so your mom cant embarrass you.

  228. miss.Pikachu (980) says:

    dear nikki you remember that guy I was asking you about if he liked me well today a friend of mine just told me that Kimberly the Mackenzi of my world ask him out for a nother one of my enemies and he said yes but why would he say yes if he doesn’t really care about her and every time she gets hurt all my crush or ex-crush depending on weather or not this is true would say it doesn’t matter so I need advice to from whoever read this thank you please I need advice :cry: :( :cry: :(

  229. Starwarsgirl (30) says:

    Did u guys c??? Brandon’s on here

  230. :D I :D LAUGH :D TO :D MUCH! :D (5) says:

    MY MOM! I get 2 have Facebook when I’m 13. Anyways, she’s on it ALL THE TIME! Whenever we’re watching a show, she’ll find out results on Facebook! Like Dancing with the Stars

  231. Juliet (162) says:

    Hey guys!!! Please check out the book I’m working on! Click my name and scroll down to categories and pick UNDERCOVER :)

  232. Mrs.Bieber (64) says:

    My mom is but im not.

  233. Kayleec (148) says:

    My parents are anti social media

  234. Starwarsgirl (30) says:

    Hi I’m new

  235. Cece (63) says:

    My parents are on,but they don’t post stuff.they just look at other poeples posts

  236. Sash (1) says:

    Yaa..!! I kno hw it is…!! My dad is gr bt my mom srsly.. Oh crud…!!I cn understand wot yu’re going thru…! xD sad babe..

  237. ilovedorkdiaries (67) says:

    Hey is anybody selling mario party 9 for $20 bucks or less

  238. I love DD! (122) says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
    Today’s my birthday! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    I’m not joking!

  239. Joybug (15) says:

    im stuck with you Mrs.Bieber

  240. TaterKat (140) says:

    Nikki, Facebook is boring…

  241. jessica (15) says:

    hi nikki i know how you feel but i think you did the right thing

  242. Vanessa :D (14) says:

    I feel so bad for you nikki. I hope u figure things out. I feel like the only one who doesn’t have facebook.

  243. Supergirl (701) says:

    :(

  244. Supergirl (701) says:

    Oh my gosh!!! I am sooooo happy !!!!!!!!! I worked out how to make faces !!!!!!! :D :) :P

  245. Supergirl (701) says:

    :D :P :B :) :} :] :l :L

  246. Mrs.Tomlinson :) (36) says:

    OMG! you r so lucky 2 hav a face book! my mom wont let me get one till im 15! Oh and by the way I LOVE ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  247. burrito33 (32) says:

    my mom is on facebook but we are not (facebook) friends :P :O

  248. Siena Brennan (36) says:

    Nikki, don’t let her embarrass u like that, just say STOP! OR u could make up some story like, “If u say things like that about your daughters, they will get ciber bullied and the person that said it would get I virous!”

  249. verlingla (20) says:

    yea i agree with whoever wrote Facebook is boring no offence with anyone who seriously likes it for some strange reason

  250. Ysa (162) says:

    This was another cool blog. bye guys.

  251. Chloebunny610 (158) says:

    It must be so embarrassing!!!

  252. Carriei Nicole Williams (1) says:

    So, um, Mrs. Tomlinson….you’re like louis’ wife or something? …No offense but does’nt he have Eleanor?

  253. bella (80) says:

    I <3 1-D TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  254. abercrombie 01!! (2) says:

    does anyone have a instagram

  255. Stephanie (5) says:

    lol your mum is so funnyim not allowed to get facebook though :)

  256. Natalie Harris (4) says:

    HELP! I’m at the mall and my 3-yr-old brother, Timmy is embarrassing me at the mall. And I’m having a shoe problem. I can’t figure out what to shop for. Should I buy UGG classic short boots or the UGG mini boots they’re both pink. I would have been so embarrassed if MY mom would be texting stupid stuff about high school. BTW what kind of boots do you wear? UGGs, Bearpaws, or EMUs?

  257. Wazzella (1) says:

    I’m so sorry for you Nikki! But you can at least unfriendly your mom… Right?

  258. kara (1) says:

    I think this book is good they use good words and its all about her life and her diary I like the book # 4 and when she gets locked in locker # 17 and uses chloes phone to call thrie moms and the last call they called was nikkis phone and Brianna awnser it and then she says Brianna we are locked in a closet and chloes phone is about to die and then Brianna says look it is Brandon the guy you’ve got a crush on put Brandon on Brandon we are locked in locker # 17 and he did not hear her and good thing Brianna came with him because she hared her but I laughed

  259. 1directioner (88) says:

    UGHHHHH DONT ROBE MAH GUYS!!!!!! I LOVE THEM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!(by the way im not new i was dorkdiaries but i changed my username)

  260. JewelryGirl (436) says:

    hey Nikki,I got DD books 4 and 5 today because I had birthday money(my b-day is April 23rd)

  261. molly (2) says:

    I haven’t been on here in forever so when did princess monica stop bothering you

  262. Felicity Merriman (146) says:

    Nikki, why don’t you put a DD double take in fun stuff

  263. Aachi (1) says:

    Hi!!

  264. ARIYA (1621) says:

    My parents have FB but it doesnt bother me

  265. Sara (6) says:

    Wow! I feel so bad for you. My mom won’t let me have a Facebook yet lol

  266. #1nikkifan (7) says:

    i don’t have a facebook page im only 10 my mom and dad say i cant have a facebook page until i’m 13 but my dad is on facebook and my older brother

  267. Cheyenne (1) says:

    I have one, but I don’t use it at all. My mom doesn’t really care for facebook, which is a good thing in my opinion. My aunt on the other hand, Is a facebookaholic. This is what she posts. “Omg isnt mah neew harestile soo kute???? “, and “Im liek totalee enjying lunch rite noow. aIm eatin ah yurkey sammich wif cheezze n tomateo. N an da side, Im hafin srwberys wif chocklit on dem.” and another one, “Meh n mya(my cousin) jus cam home frm da moveez. Wee watchd Wreck it Walf n it wuz sooo kewl! Mya liekd da prt wen vanellope trnd to a princas. Ah fellt so bd 4 qbert. He gt unpluged:’(” And she does this almost everyday. Plus she updates her status everyday. And I’m like, I. DON’T. CARE. But I guess she doesn’t get it.

  268. Kate Nicholle (11) says:

    hi ‘ya! ‘sup?

  269. Leah (8) says:

    My mum AND my dad are on Facebook, but my mum actually set up my dad’s account so she could get more prizes on her game’s!! She embarrasses me DAILY!! And she is always asking me to do things for her online like e.g. Signing up for a game that I’m only going to play once just so I could send her some lame stuff that she doesn’t even need because she already has like £2 billion on her account in the game anyway, and she could buy like 29 trucks full of them!
    She monitors my page constantly and my emails. She even made me reset my password so she could get into my account!! She is such a pain in my side!!

  270. saigegirl22 (2) says:

    OMG!!! I would DIE if my mom was on facebook. I MEAN IT!!! I would actually like… DIE OF EMBARRESMENT!!!!!!!!! But luckilly, she isn’t, so my repputation is safe… FOR NOW!!! Because I have a little brother JUST LIKE BRIANNA who is allways embarrassing me in public. Also, I get picked on at school because everyone thinks I like my friend, who is a boy. (duh!) So basicly, I’ve got A LOT of problems!!! :( bye nikki!

    • nerdgal@101 (2) says:

      omg i get the same prob only i have a younger brother. or a younger bother. pooppy bye saigegirl22 and nikki :/

    • ~Gravity~ (216) says:

      I always wanted a little sibling, but after reading this series, I decided it was just better to stick to babysitting. I like kids and all, but I would like to be able to live my life in peace. Thankfully, there’s nothing embarrassing in my diary.

  271. Marianne (3) says:

    so maybe if my mom is on facebook, everything will be SAME. Omg. Im so glad she don’t have one. :D

  272. Zebragirl (22) says:

    Hey guys I need help I have no friends :(

  273. Mackenzie (21) says:

    My mom, my aunt, my grandma and most of family are on Facebook! Even my best friend is. I can’t have a Facebook page until I’m 13. I’ll be 13 next July. I can hardly wait!!

  274. Lauren (8) says:

    Are you only on facebook because Brandon is?You are dead lucky.I don’t even have an instagram account

  275. Lauren (8) says:

    I think is actually kinda cute but I feel the same way because my sis is so baby—like and she’s 8

  276. Lauren (8) says:

    sorry I ment Brianna is kinda cute

  277. JayJay (16) says:

    my mom is on facebook! OMG! I feel bad for 2 of my brothers I hope mom does not embarrass them!

  278. ronni (3) says:

    i”m sorry Nikki i don”t have a facebook page because i’m 10 but when i get older and i have one i hope my dad doesn’t invade my private life. i have the same life like you do in your books

    m 10

  279. ronni (3) says:

    i have a crush 2 best friends and the mean girl is brooke

  280. Singer2B (4) says:

    Hi Nikki, so sad your mom does that, my mom is on Facebook but she doesn’t embarrass me online she does it in front of my friends and CCPs at my school so I’m kinda thinking your the lucky one. At least you got her to delete her account. <3

  281. tricia (1) says:

    that’s kinda cute but embarrassing…

  282. Aree Sanchez (1) says:

    Hey Nikki, i just want to say i love your book, they inspire me and my older sister.i have never had that experience but i know some people who have. Please help me feel better i have no grandparents now.plus i have never met any. What would make me feel better

  283. KallieJarvis (8) says:

    I would die if my mom ever tried doing this to me.

  284. KallieJarvis (8) says:

    Nikki ur awesome!

  285. princess muky muky of gummybear island (10) says:

    look if your friends don’t want to hangout with you then get new real friends if they don’t want to be your friends anymore get new friends even if you were very close >best wishes<

  286. JewelryGirl (436) says:

    hey,who else likes to make stuff out of duct tape? it’s an obsession now for me! lol,my friend wants me to make her a bracelet out of one direction tape(it has the boys’ pics on it) and I would if they had smaller rolls of it(like 5yd. ones) but the ydon’t yet

  287. Sarah (2) says:

    wow

  288. Willow (3) says:

    <cite is cool

  289. Sarah (2) says:

    THIS IS THE BEST BOOK SERIES! ANY AGREE ERS?

  290. blahblahblah (29) says:

    ya but she leaves me alone…thank GOD

  291. celiane (3) says:

    Hey nikki i’ve been humiliated before have you?I know you’ve been remember when you were skating .

  292. i luv cupcakes (35) says:

    I actually have 2 facebooks:one for my mom,dad;and other relatives, the other one with all my friends. Execpt my parents know my password

  293. crowdstar (53) says:

    I made my own cute math equation (even though i HATE math), and its not complicated at all! :) It’s called the Romanceo Theorum. Just put a boy and a girl in the equation. I have a SUPER cute one!

    Nikki+Brandon= <3

    :D

  294. Starwarsgirl (30) says:

    My sister told my crush I like him and now I don’t know if i should I txt him or not ADVICE PLZ!

  295. ari (3) says:

    my mom posts pictures of me sometimes they are cute and other times they are embarrassing

  296. dorkdiries#1fan (7) says:

    my parents never do that stuff on my facebook
    (thank goodness)and im NOT PLANNING to.but i feel really sorry for you i wish i could help you BTW i wish i could write an entry too but i dont know how to if anyone knows how to would you please tell me how? it would make me happy. that aside i love this entry keep up the great work:)

  297. ~Gravity~ (216) says:

    My mom actually doesn’t embarass me alot, mainly my dad. Like when we were at the zoo on Saturday, they were having an Earth Day Party. I played Earth Day Jeopardy and won a shower timer. And my dad says “She’ll need this for the hour long showers she takes!” Thankfully, nobody else spoke English at the table. One of the good things about being here. I actually only wash for about five minutes and spend the rest of the time singing, thinking and doing multiplication.

  298. ~Gravity~ (216) says:

    In just 102 days, five hours and 49 minutes….I turn twelve! Though the minute part is a bit estimated since my mom can’t remember three lousy numbers from 11 years ago but can from 24. I’m the sweetest child she has. So I doubt I caused that much pain during childbirth. Gosh, be realistic when lying mom!

  299. ~Gravity~ (216) says:

    I’m not sleepy but I need to go to bed. I have school tomorrow, and since I spent most of my day at the doctors with my mom, I got no work done today. Phooey. I really want to finish school in May! Thankfully, if I keep my pace, I can get done soon. But my dentist appointment on Wednesday may get in the way of work. Why so many appointments this week? I have to get my wires changed and get springs. I don’t want to get springs and I wish they would stop changing the wire, it’s fine!
    And I smell popcorn everywhere, it taunts me with its buttery maniac laugh. Muahahaha you now you want to eat me, oh but you can’t, Muahaha. Stupid popcorn.

  300. ~Gravity~ (216) says:

    Ugh, lost my diary again, where is that thing???

  301. Gillean (2) says:

    I totaly agree my mom on FB is humilliating she totally ruins my social lfe whenever a boy says i am cute she tells him off in PUBLIC so now my crush does not dare to say i am cute in front of my mom!!!!

  302. Kaycee (1) says:

    I love your books cant wait to read #6!!!:)

  303. Trista (1) says:

    I have had a facebook for a couple years even though im 10 and my mom doesn’t embarris me quiet as much

  304. Sneha (3) says:

    my mom is on fb! but she does not cmment on my post much!! : )

  305. scarlet (91) says:

    my friend just got a facebook yeasterday she is so phsyced about it.

  306. Candyflossgirl (34) says:

    OH NIKKI U R CRAZY!!!! I LUV MY MUM! I DON”T SAY MOM!! SORRY PEEPS!! HEY WHO LIKES THE VOICE IT’S AWESOME

  307. TatorTot (84) says:

    I don’t have a facebook :( but I will have one in two years :) I do have a kidzbop account though! :) And a blog! If you want to go to my blog then click on my name or go to kidschrist247.wordpress.com

  308. white (13) says:

    POOR YOU I HOPE SHE STAYS OFF FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

  309. Mariam Princess (8) says:

    Sheepish, Nikki be brave and tell your mom the truth by the way my mom pays me stuff that i buy for Facebook like princess charms perfume and she never embarrassed me. She just a shopping buyer.

  310. Mariam Princess (8) says:

    By the way tell me your gmail account

  311. iLoveSelenaGomez (16) says:

    okay this is just akward… My mom goes through my Instagram, Kik etc ( NOT facebook im not allowed) she doesnt understand it and misunderstands a bunch stuff , true i get a bit upset and explain it but i dont blog it and write rude things like that. Sounds like Mackenzie moaning about her mother. PLUS i was wondering that nikki posts totally private stuff like she likes brandon and dooesnt realize that he could actually SEE this and read the crush part. -.- no hate just fact.

  312. iLoveSelenaGomez (16) says:

    brandon could see it cuz its like a website blog. DUH!

  313. Kiki (5) says:

    My Mum does not do that but puts sloppy stuff like I love u

  314. so funny.i’m funny to tha kok that rong type lol

  315. Jasmine (1483) says:

    hm i neer met my dad but my moms always embars me

  316. ABI WALKER (7) says:

    ME TO JASMINE THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO ME! OMG
    IT IS SOOOOO! EMBARSING!

  317. Almendra (2) says:

    Same here!Mom got one already 1 year ago and my did one but he refused on using it :|

  318. Kirsten (5) says:

    my mom is on facebook but sometimes she alwaya comments on my photo like: my lovely daughter it was so emberrasing if i say so to myself

  319. Libby (15) says:

    my parents aren’t on facebook but my grandpa is

  320. daya !! (1) says:

    I wouldn’t like it if my mother made a instagram page and commented on my pictures!! So, I don’t really know how you feel but I wouldn’t like it !!

  321. Katherine (852) says:

    Nikki? really? I think im dissapionted in this blog and “Im a HUGE dork at school so I don’t need to be one online!”- Nikki . I think that IGNORE… don’t worry about people thinking about you and calling your mom a pshyco?? theres just trying to help nikki… Isabella is right don’t make a big deal about people and it only matters what you think about YOURSELF not other people it kinda looks like your ashamed of your parents… but look FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR LIVES.. im not blaming you Nikki just my opinion!

  322. marykate (6) says:

    When I went to Glasgow me and my cousin started to spray a hot cross bun with after shave. I posted it on Facebook and every one was all like “why?”. My dad is on Facebook and my mum. My aunts uncles cousin and friend’s.

  323. Anouk (32) says:

    my parents aren’t on fb. but sometimes they wanna look on my page what i’m writhing and stuff like that

  324. mouse (3) says:

    my mum has fb but I have to help her with some other things and guess what she hates when I say mum on facebook!

  325. Nikki Z (2) says:

    just delete your mom as a friend

  326. lexxe (11) says:

    I’m 9 and a bunch of kids in my class have a Facebook accounts and I think that since I don’t have 1that is unfair

  327. ANNY (1) says:

    LOVE DORK DIARIES

  328. Nala (3) says:

    My mom wont say she is my mom on facebook for some reason

  329. bookworm (4) says:

    lol! yes i do have a mother on facebook and shes ALWAYS tagging me on there! But,i really don’t mind.I love my mom to DEATH!! Anyway,if you get picked on at school,just remember how AWSOME you are to us!And that i will get back at whoever picks on you! :P

  330. anna holly (13) says:

    OMG! I feel really bad 4 you. your still r lucky I’M not allowed 2 get on facebook no matter how old i am … i cant even look at her screen

  331. dorkdiaryluver (1) says:

    i have a facebook page but my mom doesnt want me on it because it shows her inapppropriate comments to her friends! i hate facebook because shes on it 24/7!its sooo not fair!

  332. Rachel Rachy (1) says:

    I have a facebook! BUT my Mom doesn’t embarrass me. My grandmother does ! It’s scary, I think I wanna quit

  333. moon10363 (1) says:

    Nikki, why did your mom get a facebook page in the first place!? To torture you like Ms. Grouchy-butt?! I mean Ms. Hollister. Whatever the stupid teachers name is. If your mom is going to be on facebook, DON’T let her friend you. Then everything will be fine.

  334. OMG! How horrible it is! I hope Mackenzie sma cking her face and barf!

  335. Candy (2) says:

    OMG. I understand and feel your pain. :(

  336. Dorkalicious (4) says:

    is that mean mackenzie on fb, if she is dont listen 2 her tweet.

  337. smarty pants (5) says:

    Hie!I’m only 9.My mom has it but I don’t.I don’t know what she posts,but I bet its pretty boring.I mean for a 9 year old any way

  338. Lindy (2) says:

    My mom AND dad DO go on facebook. But I do luv the pictures she puts! Although, she puts embarassing pictures of me in an album and in the yearbook. Some moms can be like that. I reccomend you to keep deleting the comments like you did and take a CHILL PILL. I’m just sayin’!

  339. Hannah (2) says:

    Hey I am you #1 fan in history of Dork Diaries

  340. SKATERGIRL9923 (60) says:

    nice lindy!! :D

  341. Lily (1) says:

    Yeah my mum and dad do go on it but I am not on it! Nikki you need to take a chill pill! I’m just sayin!

  342. kittycat (852) says:

    Status: using the computer (DUH!)

  343. mustache girl! (2) says:

    yes!!! but my parents dont really care at all
    i dont want to say this or b mean but btw she pretty awesome
    and few months or years your mom will make you cool or get off of facebook, nikki! does your mom have friends?

  344. Jayla (1) says:

    You know Nikki,you should confront Mackenzie that she is being horrible to others.

  345. Brittney (2) says:

    Yes my mom also posts these weird looking pics from when i was little.She is always looking on my pictures and stuff even the rest of my family too (most of them).It’s the same with twitter im almost 13 and i don’t need to be spied on with everyone.

  346. kittycat (852) says:

    hi!!!

  347. Leanna (3) says:

    i have a Facebook and im only 10. my dad has a facebook and he doesn’t embarass me.

  348. DorkGirl2 (1) says:

    I don’t have an account on Facebook, but you have, YOU are SOOOOO lucky!!!

  349. Emmanuella (1) says:

    Yes and she won’t let me post anything

  350. Asma Ahmed (101) says:

    Nikki I feel for you, I have a mom that’s like sooooooo embarrassing!!!!! :( But instead of doing that on Facebook my mom does that to me in my pathetic life. Hopefully one day, they’ll understand that they can’t do things like that, in PUBLIC in front of millions of people!!!! :(

  351. Trista (8) says:

    My mom has 1 but she knows her boundaries…..sometimes.Like 3 or 4 months ago she posted baby pictures of me.My aunt is the 1 who embarrasses me.:(

  352. kitten:) (25) says:

    im new to dd IT IS SO AMAZING HERE

  353. Amy :) (21) says:

    thank god that my mom doesn’t have a Facebook!
    but for worst sakes my Dad is the problem!
    every time we go somewhere he takes pictures and then he randomly posts them on my account!
    but at least he doesn’t answer my friends when they massage me!
    From -The One And Only Failed Dork

  354. Madison (3) says:

    yes my dad,grandma,aunt,and my mom

  355. musafloraroxystellatecnathewinx (2) says:

    Hi Nikki,
    I totally know how you feel. My mum helped me
    start a facebook account but she doesn’t allow
    me to add my school friends at all so I kinda don’t
    have any real friends on facebook. All my facebook
    friends are either my family or my church friends’
    parents.
    Yours Sincerely,
    musafloraroxystellatecnathewinx(a.k.a. Erin Joy)
    P.S. I have a crush who’s totally into me and we are
    really shy around each other. How can I be more confident around him?

  356. bieberfever4ever (9) says:

    Lols 2 funni nikki°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••°°°•••

  357. Jane (2) says:

    The only way I could get one is that I had to friend my mom and so I did and luckily she does not post anything on my wall or imbarriss me

  358. Itzel (22) says:

    Luckly you have a face book but omg if that was my mom id delete my face book(if i ever get one :( ) then go for somthing simple like twitter

  359. Itzel (22) says:

    fyi she wont even let me have an email

  360. Thaumagist (2) says:

    Luckily my mom doesn’t act like that on my Facebook page.

    IF I HAD ONE!!!

  361. essa (1) says:

    so sorry nikki

  362. keisha (75) says:

    OMG my mom asked me for my Twitter name and password and I have been dodging her every time she asked for the info.

  363. Janice (33) says:

    Feel sorry for you.

  364. Happy out (1) says:

    My mom’s on Facebook (btw, have you noticed it seems to be moms who go on Facebook, but not dads), but I don’t have my own account.
    But she knows what NOT To post online.

  365. LuckyNumber2 (108) says:

    I’m 9, and my parents WANT me to have a Facebook account! CRAZY!!!

  366. Amy (27) says:

    both of my parents are on facebook, but my dad hardly EVER goes on. i’m just waiting for my mom to say “ok, you may create your own facebook account!”, but that might not be untill i’m in highschool or college or something because everytime i ask she says, “i dont’ know now quick asking me!”

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