
Chloe and Zoey are always SUPER helpful with boy stuff!! Every time I need some advice about Brandon, they’re there!
There was the time when I accidentally said, “Wow, it’s so cute today…I mean cold!” because Brandon looked super cute and I was thinking about it.
Zoey said, “Don’t worry! Brandon was probably thinking the same thing about you!!”
Then there was the time I tripped in front of him and felt TOTALLY embarrassed. Chloe said, “I think he already knows you’ve FALLEN for him…so really, it’s no big deal!”
Okay, so that was a little cheesy, but still, I love those girls! They ALWAYS have my back when something embarrassing happens.
When Chloe had a super embarrassing boy situation this weekend, I knew I had to come to the rescue!
We were at the mall looking for…well, nothing really.
(My mom doesn’t get it, but you don’t need to actually buy anything to hang out at the mall. Sometimes, you just need a little walking-around-stores-and-stuffing-your-face-in-the-food-court therapy!)
When we were eating pizza, we saw this group of kids we didn’t know…except one of them, Chloe’s crush Marcus, and he kept staring at her!
She thought maybe she had cheese all over her face or something, so she kept wiping it with napkins, all nervous-like. She went through so many of them that we ran out!
But the pizza was literally the cheesiest I’ve ever had. Seriously, it was SO cheesy that I actually said, “Hmm, maybe we should have told them that we like CRUST with our pizza!”
Eventually we needed more napkins, so Chloe got up to get some. And when she did, Marcus kept staring at her.
She got so flustered that she pulled way too hard at the napkin dispenser thing and a ton of napkins flew out!
I know what you’re thinking, “That’s not THAT embarrassing!”
You’re right! THAT’S not the humiliating part!
I could tell Chloe was a little embarrassed because her face turned red, but she just grabbed the napkins and speed-walked back to our table.
The REALLY embarrassing part happened when we were waiting outside for my mom to pick us up.
We were just standing there, hanging out, when we saw Marcus again!
He was standing a little bit away from us, by himself, like maybe he was waiting for a ride, too.
He and Chloe kept looking at each other and then looking down at their feet. It was JUST like Brandon and me…and SO cute!! (I wonder if WE’RE that cute??)
Finally he started walking over to us, and I got SO nervous for her!!
Just when he was about five feet away, something gooey dripped onto Chloe’s head.
What was that gooey something, you ask? I’m sure you can guess…it came from the sky, where things fly!
Yup…a bird pooped on her head!
I couldn’t even imagine how mortified she must have felt!!
Right then, Marcus stopped and just stared. He didn’t laugh or anything, but it was TOTALLY awkward, like he just didn’t know what to do or say.
So I reached into my pocket, pulled out some of those napkins from the food court, and said, “See, you’re so smart…always thinking ahead. Good thing you got all these!”
Then we all laughed together and Marcus said, “Hi Chloe.” Then he smiled and blushed at her!
My mom came right after that, so she didn’t really get to say much, but I can tell it made her feel awesome to know that he still wanted to talk to her…even with bird poop on her head!
I hope nothing that embarrassing happens to me when I’m talking to Brandon, but if it does, I know one thing for sure…Chloe and Zoey will have my back!!


Hey guys
1ST OMG I NEVER NOTICED!
That is so cool (sarcasm)
Hey
So remember anonymous she is so naughty but I also wanted to tell you that princess protection program is gonna be on soon
what up
Wow I’m so happy for Chloe I hope nothing embarrassing happen to her again.
Yah @Sydney. Chloe doesnt deserve to be pooped on. MACKENZIE deserves too!
If bird poop got on me when I’m with people, I WOULD HATE BIRDS FOR THAT.
i love princess protection program!
Hey
tht happened to me bird poop feels like a FREAKIN ROCK
I HATE the princess protection program!
I think I took a bite out of me but ok
Yummy Gravatar… Can I eat you?
LOL ok!
I already took a bite but we can share
!
Wow
hi justin bieber lover. I want to chat
Nice gravatar!
Opps donut gone
Now we have Taylor Swift!
What’s up Denise what are you doing
Yay I love Gravity Falls.
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wow that is embarising and if you want to chat with me say hi justin bieber luver ok? so wanna chat?:)
I love reading dork diares book oh well it cool to be on her blog
Hi justin bieber lover! Finally found a belieber i hopes?!?! Fingers crossed! (DO you like cheese?
U is trippin!!! Some jb lover mang, gimme some prodidgy from mindless behavior!! Forget justin bever!
me i’am bored so hit me up when ever
heyy who wants to chat
Nikki Maxwell is a cool name. Not McKenzie.
Whoa dorks are kinda dorky. YES!!!!!
malamo is so mean but you cloe zoe are awesome
are dorkalious
I’ve read Party Girl and Ice princess. Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is a great dork?
I read not so fab life party girl famous popstar miss know it all and ice princess
OOH! OOH! PICK ME! PICK ME! I WANNA CHAT JUSTINBIEBERLOVER!!!!!! PICK ME! PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hello
girl, you are so right Rachel is the best author ever. and so is andrew clements
and R.L. Stine, he is a good aauthor. He makes Goosebumps books, TV shows and movies. My favorite author isRachel Renee Russell.
I’m so glad to hear that Rachel has written that 6th book, aren’t you? I mean Ms. Russell writes the best (and the only) book series that I’ve ever read. In quote of Nikki Maxwell,” OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! All I can say right now is….. OMG!”
omg i dont know what to say thats so funny
My name’s Hailey also!Spelled different though.
Marcus is cute……
Omigod. Chloe! Its ok to feel flustered when your nervous. Marcus sooooo definatly likes you. And if it was Friday the Thirteenth that would have explained it
Awww poor Chloe!!
OMG I FEEL SO BAD FOR CHLOE! But at least Marcus said hi to her!
I thought Chloe liked Ryan and Zoey liked Jason…
<3 Mckayla <3
follow me on instagram if u have one at @thegirlzthat
they did but the to guys kinda dumped them. but it’s ok because they dont deserve 2 be with guys like them! Zoey should be with Paul, and Chloe should be with Marcus. that’s that!
hi
My name is also Madison
HIYA GUYS!!!
In case u haven’t noticed,My names Mckayla and i just joined Dork Diaries Website and i LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please help me get used to things
Mckayla
Hi girl! Okay well we usually look at Nikki’s blog and then we give advise
hey
aww…nikki u guys are such amazing frends!!!…it must b awesome to know dat ur frends always have ur back for u!…cool!
makenzie and jessica deserve it
I do the most pointless things when I’m bored, and spending 2 hours of my life on the computer is one of them.
So hey there, fellow procrasinators. :3
Hey
I <3 cher lloyd!
how do you get a picture?
Hiiiiii and going to gravatar.com(thats what some people told me)
Im with ya there girl:)
I know right i’m in LOOOOOOVVE with this series I just can’t help myself from looovving the way Ms. Russell puts every word so beautifully together.i mean she inspires me to become a young writer and I will that’s a (hopefully committable) promise.
Hey you like Cher Lloyd? LOVE HER!
IKR my fave singer:)
I heart Cher loyd
I LOVE LOVE LOVE DORK DIARIES it reminds me of myself, another dork
soda is different i love different thats why i read dork diaries. when book 6 comes out i will be the first to get it
soda is unique i like it
OMG, u such a good friend nicki! I love your books. You should come to barnes and noble in Maryland for a book signing, I’ll definitely be there. Oh and if u wondering, my name is soda. Please don’t laugh. I’m not from here. I’m from senegal.
Hi never been first(me)ithink im first!oh,and its anyone here?
hi!!!
Hi
you are right! I will come too! <3
soda is a cool name!
Yeah!! I like that name!
Thanks Soda!! I’m not laughing. That’s a cool name.
Nikki! I am a REAL fan of your books! Too bad my Mom doesn’t allow me to purchase the whole series of Dork Diaries!
Awwwwwwww whyyyyyy? That is like the worst thing
Evvvvva ! Dd are the Best ones around
That’s a cool name!
what happened with chloe she got a guy? what book?
OMG!! That’s so exciting for Chloe it reminds me of you and brandon!!!
Ur happy that loop fell on Chloe and it reminds u of b and n (aka Brandon and nikki)?
I was excited for her too!!
yeah I was hoping Marcus would still like Chloe even though that incident happened. I’m I really posting to Nikki the coolest but in a dorky way gal. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
omg nikki, i love ur books y don’t u ever comment on my comments?? i made a story 4 the latest fan story but u didn’t even bother 2 see it??
Nikki Responded! OMG!!!! oh and doglover i meant it was exciting that Chloe liked somebody, not that bird poop fell on her head
Nikki! Dream is you reply to me, I can live without, I thinks I do
. But now to actually start this comment.(dramatic pause)
.). ANYWAYYYYYY youn are such a good friend! And I think Chloe and Marcus are SOOOOOO going to be a couple (A cute one too) Well, I should sign of for today, but keep on dorking off! Cheeselovingdork’s OUT.
SO my name is classified. Like,I can’t tell you it, duh, but I love cheese. CHEESE!!!!!
Anywayyyy I also love Dork Diaries. It’s,like, my fav book. (P.S. i voted for you in the Kiddo Awards, which was kinda hard cause a Diary Of a Wimpy Kid was in there to and I like those books
See you my homie dorks! PEACE!
Hey guys!
Poor Chloe!
But, she talked to him, right?
hi i am cookieloveer456 Cece don’t you just love Dork Diaries? I am new i saw the website on the back of one of the books. and dogglover hi love your comments!
cece? I can’t belive we have the same name OMG umm I haven’t seen u before r u new? Hi juliet. I am gonna test out the HTML tags if I ever get this nook tô work on the tab thingys
Yeah it worked out just in a unconvinent way
click my name for zc
Awww…. That’s amazing!
Awww that’s the cutest thing ever!^^
6
Chloe is gonna need girl help on this luckily she has you guys to get her back on this because that’s what friends do help each other out ^-^
Chloe’s an awesome friend to me…I’ll ALWAYS have her back!!
Not trying to be mean Nikki, don’t wake up at 1:46. NEWS FLASH I’m the youngest one here!
lol hi rachel love your books and love dork diaries
six place
One of the first! Lol
OMG!! luv them tooo!!!!!
Zayn is my personal fame! I could just melt if he even blew me a kiss!! Auhhhhhh!!!! The same way Nikki feels about Brandon is the way I feel about him. I sm not though going around saying he;s my bf or anything, actually just like him. The girls that do that are really creepy to me:( I still luv there song kiss you though it’s amazayn!!lol:) my friend made that up!
We won we won we shot that BB guns yall lose yall lose you ate that applesauce
HI
Nikki have do you put a pic with your writing?
You have to upload one at gravatar.com! Then when you enter your email address to comment, it will take the picture from that site!
Hi everyone I think I am in the top 20 pr something!!!! Btw I’m not new I am the old kitty at and this is my new name!!
8th! i think?
so bored
Awww! Poor chloe! Good thing she has you and Zoey to make her feel better! The most awkward thing that happened to me was when I had to dance with my friend’s brother TO A SLOW SONG! Though I liked it!
I bet that was awkward!! Do you have a crush on your friend’s brother?
Actually, now I do!
Poor Chloe, but at least he didn’t laugh and still talked to her!
Does Zoey know someone?
OMG these kind of things happen to me all the time! But my friends are always there for me
Sounds like you have good friends too!
Haven’t read yet but sounds horrible!
OMG! It is horrible!
Well, Dork Diaries is the greatest series I read in my life! It’s NOT horrible at all!
**please click on my name. Visit my blog and leave a comment so I can visit your blog and follow it too
hi rachel i love your books you re the best aslo love nikki!
i feel sooo sorry 4 her!
You, Chloe, and Zoey r just very good friends. I wish me and my friends were like that. (Kind of)
yay for chloe!!! this is slightly lame, but whenever i play a dressup game on the computer, i always pretend the girl is you(nikki),chloe,zoey,jessica and mackenzie(ICK!)
my sorta friend asked to move places today but it was wierdly like she wanted to be my friend again because every time i looked over at her(which was, like EVERY minute), she would be looking at me but then look away… advice please!!!
p.s, i am such a nice person, i flick through EVERY SINGLE COMMENT and if anyone has any problems, count on meeee! byeeee
Omg! Than can you help ME? I’ve had this SUPER TOP SECRET CRUSH, and I’m totally addicted to him. But I can’t tell if he likes me back! AND I haven’t got the guts to tell him this, so I don’t think he knows I like him ALOT! Please help me!
p.s Should I change my username? I”m kind of getting bored of it.
Wow!Chole must’ve been so disgusted!
Yeah she was…it was TOTALLY gross!
EE- YUCK!! I have that problem as Chloe!! I remember getting bird poop on my head! I ran STRAIGHT to the bathroom.
Lol, I’m happy my friends have my back too
And I REALLY can’t wait for the next dork diaries book. I just finish tales from a not so smart miss know it all today!
♣♣♣♣♣Drawing Contest♣♣♣♣♣
Show off your MAD SKILLZ by taking a picture of your drawing and emailing it to khanrush22@gmail.com! I’ll share you picture on my blog, http://dancefromdddazzling.blogspot.ca And YOU guys can vote! I’ll make the poll later. Anyway, here are the categories you can sign up for.
Hey, guys! I’m hosting a drawing contest!
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Anime Drawing
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Realistic Drawing
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___________
___________
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Fan Art
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___________
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Abstract
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___________
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Fashion Sketch
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Rules:
♦You can’t harass any other artists in this contest
♦You will not spaz out if you don’t win
♦You will not bribe whoever to drop out (I hope no one does this o-o)
♦You won’t BADMOUTH one of the artists so people won’t vote for them.
OTHER THAN THAT, HAVE FUN!
ill join ill chose the fashion sketch! or fan art can you choose 2?
sorry I totally forgot I have a big project then homework then my club and more! sorry!
OMG!!!!!!! CLOSEST TO 1!!!
wow nikki! your such a good friend!
btw you and brandon ARE that cute! hehe
Thank you!!
OMG IM #6
she already does! I think she likes Paul Preston because if you read GUESS WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ZOEY!! than I think it’ll show it. It’s like a really old blog post though so you’ll have to click back through quiet a few of posts.
hi! it is great to know that Chloe has a crush, all we need to do is to get Zoey one.
Wow Chloe! Maybe Marcus likes you! Omg oh and check out fab4ever.com
That’s so awesome for Chloe that someone likes her! Yeah she might have been embarrassed but at least he didn’t walk away!
It’s just like you and Brandon!
I didn’t mean to do two comment the same! Awaiting moderation guys!
I know…I think he’s totally into her!!
I totally think that you and Zoey should try and hook them up!
Squeeeee! Nikki replied to my comment! She’s never replied to me before!!!!!
Hey guys never play msp (movie star planet) because it’s not safe people can hack you and find out were you live in real life.
That so reminds me of you and Brandon. You two look cute together
hi
Chile and Marcus SO act like u and Brandon
Hi I love dork diaries <3 they r my fave books
I’m so glad you like them Taeja!!
i love your books, nikki! especially the Skating Sensation! ^-^
That happened to me. But remember that means luck!
omg if something happend to like that i would and and hide forever!
Poor Chloe!
Oh my dog
6th?or 7th or eigth probably not
Poor Chloe!!! I wish that happened with my crush… without the poop.
HOLY GODS,
THIS CAT IS SO CUTE!!!!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7116851712/hD255B7AC/
OMG, your so right,that cat is so cute!!!!!!
SO CUTE! THE EYES! <3
LIKE YO PIC
6!
6!
Omg! I feel soooo bad for Chloe
it’s like the bird KNEW she was having major crush-itis and it HAD to make it worse
*Gasp!*
Maybe birds have an evil plan to stop all these innocent lovesick girls!
Lol DRAMA
Have a good Spring Break (ours is this week, when’s yours?)
i know right DRAMA
My is at the last week of march
ours is this week too, but sadly it’s almost over :’( *sigh*
Isn’t Marcus the band guy from SuperFreaks?
cool
hi
Hi!
Chloe and Marcus are the PERFECT match!
nikki and brandon are perfect
Aw, that’s sweet! I mean, not the bird pooping part, but you know what I mean.
The bird pooping part was really disgusting!
**Click on my name. Leave a comment so I can visit your blog and follow it, too!
omg
Ahhh! That’s so sweet. (I though Mackeznie would do something.
)
hayyooo
OMG finally some Chloe romance been waiting for it forever!
Chole I feel so bad for you!:(
Where did that bird come from!
Poor chloe
WOW
sorry ment wow
omg i am getting retainers tommorow morning insted of braces i had braces for 6 months and now retainers cmon
hey
Hey guys! I sooo miss you!!! ALL of you!!! I wish to see you guys once more…
6 th!
Omg you are a good friend the same thing happened to me I was waking through the hallway u know how dangerous that can be and I fell right I front of the guy I like but he helped me up and walked me to clas and I was blushing the whole time I’m such a dork
Class**
Hi!!
Omg Chloe i feel so bad for u!
hi nkki i just wanted to say that ur such and ima huge fan love u
hey hey
My closest again!!
I’m 6?
Hi everyone!!
-Marissa-
OMG!!! I feel so bad for Chloe!!!
But I understand why she was sooooo nervous
hey omg i need the new book like now
I thought it was funny that a bird pooped on Chloe
Hey Guys, what’s up? Oh that’s okay Chole, it’s not THAT embarrassing..:) It’s all good!!
i will fil sorry for you that you got embrassed.i also texed you on Twitter girl text me back!
Hey!
Chloe must have been so embarassed! I feel sorry for her.
omg
6th!
I made two websites. i hope you become a member
http://www.dorkdiariesnewspaper.webs.com http://www.girlzsblog.webs.com
That so reminds me of u and Brandon. Chloe and Marcus are so cute together just like u and Brandon
Yay today is my bday
Hi
oh em jee! if that ever happened to me, id die of embarassment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI!
Hello All I’m new here
Sup peeps! Yummy peeps!
hi
Poor Chloe!! Good thing You and Zoey were there Nikki!
your not the only one
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel so bad for chloe,
i’d die if my crush saw me like that (your so brave chloe:D)
yesterday was my sister birthday
Aaaaaaw thats so sweet. You’re a great friend
* You are such a good friend nikki!I sure hope I have friend that ALWAYS have my back!!
You are so nice Nikki ! We’re is your house and what mall Nikki ?
creepy question
Hi Nikki! Your books are amazing ! I hate reading and becuase of your books I like to read! Thanks!!!
Who likes One Direction?
MEEEE! Team Harry all the way!
NO HE’S MINE! U CANT TAKE EM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I LOVE HARRY: MY HUSBAND!!!!!! HE IS MINE CUZ I DID DIBS!!!!!!!
I TOTALLY LOVE HARRY STYLES!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ME TO! OMG! OMG! OMG!
I feel bad for chleo but at least it turned out ok like he didn’t laugh at her because then that will be so uncool and it will just mess up the whole crush thing and make her sad but that dint happen so I am not all that worried
Cleo?????????
OH EM JEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eww bird poop????
Oh like ur name
Beatrice from Divergent is AWEEESSSOOOME!
@Taylor_Swift_Forever yeah! I LOVE THAT BOOK!! iKR she is AWEEEEEESOMEEEEE! THE MOVIE IS COMING OUT SOON! I LOVE FOUR! IF YOU REALLY LOVE DIVERGENT YOU SHOULD GO TO http://www.divergentfans.com/ it’s an awesome website! btw i <3 taylor swift!
or click on my NAME!
Ima go to bed cause im tired just came here to say hi and bye but before I say that the other half of part 8 of my story is finally finished soon ima put it on Fanstory 10
So now all I have to say is Hi and Bye XD
goodnight
hi!
Chloe + Marcus = Clocus. Marloe, or Chlous.
I like it!
Or Carcus,Mhloe, or Clarcus
Hi people
♣♣♣♣♣Drawing Contest♣♣♣♣♣
Hey, guys! I’m hosting a drawing contest! Show off your MAD SKILLZ by taking a picture of your drawing and emailing it to khanrush22@gmail.com! I’ll share you picture on my blog, http://dancefromdddazzling.blogspot.ca And YOU guys can vote! I’ll make the poll later. Anyway, here are the categories you can sign up for.
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Anime Drawing
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____________
____________
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____________
Realistic Drawing
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
Fan Art
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
Abstract
___________
___________
___________
___________
___________
Fashion Sketch
____________
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Rules:
♦You can’t harass any other artists in this contest
♦You will not spaz out if you don’t win
♦You will not bribe whoever to drop out (I hope no one does this o-o)
♦You won’t BADMOUTH one of the artists so people won’t vote for them.
OTHER THAN THAT, HAVE FUN!
I’m bored
Hi
What time do you guys go on?
Sorry I have to go now
Whats this stuff about coming 1st?
@Samantha
It’s the tradition of DD which we do. It’s kinda like a link to the people who left. You know, they commented. So being first is like…Remembering them. We had it for a pretty long time I think. But now people keep protesting against it, so like all DD traditions, it’ll be gone .-. *Sigh*
Thanks Dance
The bird accident happend to my friend once, when she was at school!
im going to china after summer for
9 months!im soooooo exited, but a
little sad since i have to leave like,
ALL my friends. anyways nikki could you
please stop this moderation?
Cool! I’d love to go to China!
Anyone wanna be my friend?
Hi!!!!!!!!!
-Marissa-
Hi!
Marcus is into Chloe!
And Brandon is into you, Nikki!

3 most painful things: Trying to hide what you really feel, loving someone who loves another, and taking risk to fall in love again.
Ah, so true…
Aunt Rightmare!! XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Aunt KayKay!!!
Hi people what’s up! Can someone plz post a zippychat so we don’t have to wait to be moderated P.S. plz click my name it is for a good cause
Wow Nikki good job for helping a friend out! I’m sure Chloe appreciates it! Nikki + Brandon = <3
Anybod on?
Anybody on? When somebody sees this, please go to Nikki’s WHEN YOU’RE SCARED TO BE HOME ALONE comment 265. BTW every time you come to DD, please check to see if I’m here(zipchat . BTW, you can click on my name or click the link below….
zippy-chat.com/room/xdplh
Sorry, the website is zippychat.com/room/xdplh
Here are the most awesome people on this site(in my opinion):
Moon
Gravity
PurplePrincessAlesha
kittycat
TVTusic
Chcolate13
Traumerei
LayLyannTarabay
Ellie
MaiMay14
PacificaNorthwestlolAKA Rainbow
Cookielover
JustJamie
Pink Bubblegum
Juliet
NeverTooLate
etc(as long as you have talked to me and you are not a hacker or a meanie(like a CCP) )
OMG thank you <3
Thanks! =3
love dd
hi guys do u all like MY stories?? the ones i posted on fan story 10?? they r on comments no. 133 and 137
read them and tell me if ya like ‘em
but as i guess they might be good
Woww, so I guess it’s now Brandon&Nikki + Chloe&Marcus? Man, I feel bad for Zoey! She’ll be like the only one who doesn’t have a boyfriend!
Hi, become a follower on mah Tumblr blog
click my name!!
and become a fan of moi on fanpop! I’m cheezburger1612
http://smilebecauselifedoesntdeserve.tumblr.com/
Hi
YESTERDAY, I WENT HERE AND THERE’S NO CHLOE’S MALL EMBARRASMENT HERE. I REALLY WISH I GOT NEAR #1
Sometimes I feel like– whatever. I think if I say that I’ll offened Dork Diaries. Sorry!!
I FEEL LIKE D—– OOPSSSIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All we need is for oey to get her perfect boy! You’ll be so similar!!!
ZOEY no oey…
wow
I so wish that Nikki’s Skype chatting with me. I LOVE your books! If I could do anything I want, I would read Dork Diaries :1
I don’t meant Dork diaries #1 but I mean ALL of them
O mY Geeeee!! I totally forgot.
AAAAH! I remember!!!
i wish my bffs were like that
i bet for chole it was a total embarrassment espcially because it was in front of her boyfriend. If i was her boyfriend i would burst out laughing
hi
Hi Nikki!
I saw that you were on so I just wanna say hi!
Hi ppl of the world wut up?
OMG!!! U can’t believe that happened to chole
I m holding a small writing contest for you all. I want to know how many talented writers are present on this sight. Anyone can take part. And the best part is that you can write a poetry also. Here are the rules:-
1. You can write a short poetry or a story with a word limit of 150 words.
2. There can be any topic in this world to catch your interest to write on.
3. There are 3 winners only and 3 consolation winners.
What are you waiting for??
Write and send me your entries on sarah.fatima.zia@gmail.com and please make sure you write your name and age below.
there are no prizes BUT u will feel like a winner. So all my talented writers, why not show off your talent and give your fellow-mates a tough competition.
And one more thing, the last date for receiving entries is 23rd march. If u fail to give until then, you can send more entries on 12th April. But from 25th march-11th April, i will be busy with exams. Good Luck
I also want to say that if by chance you don’t have an email account, then you can post it here itself with the capital letters ‘SARAH ZIA’S W.C.’
i want all of you to take part
and post it
hi
Wow, Marcus is sooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Status update:
Listening to Alexandra Stan I don’t really now why I was playing Just Dance 4 and then I got bored really bored…….. .-. Wait why am I listening to her????????????
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♣♣♣♣♣Drawing Contest♣♣♣♣♣
Hey, guys! I’m hosting a drawing contest! Show off your MAD SKILLZ by taking a picture of your drawing and emailing it to khanrush22@gmail.com! I’ll share you picture on my blog, http://dancefromdddazzling.blogspot.ca And YOU guys can vote! I’ll make the poll later. Anyway, here are the categories you can sign up for.
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Anime Drawing
SunnyTheAwesomeNinja
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Realistic Drawing
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Fan Art
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Abstract
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Fashion Sketch
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Rules:
♦You can’t harass any other artists in this contest
♦You will not spaz out if you don’t win
♦You will not bribe whoever to drop out (I hope no one does this o-o)
♦You won’t BADMOUTH one of the artists so people won’t vote for them.
OTHER THAN THAT, HAVE FUN!
i have taken part in ur contest dance
Can I be in he fasion sketch please
brandon + nikki – mackenzie = cutest couple
brandon + nikki = brikki, nandon or nikdon
Thanks Nikki your AWESOME
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Omg there are a TON of new people on here! When did THAT happen?????????
In case you don’t know me, I’m Moshi Me I’ve been on here since August? And I’m not on here much due to homework and track, and forensics, and ice skating. Please come and check out my blog when you have the time Kay?
Moshi Me
From so meaning I can’t login to Tracy
I guess because my email is not the same as my name
STOP HACKER! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE POKEMON!!! My fav is Jarachi <3
Waz up everyone!?!?!?!?
Does anyone happen to like Pokemon? I feel so bad for Chloe yet I am so happy for Chloe!!!!!!!!!
-Marissa-
HI Girls whatcha doing
Hi everyone.
If you are reading this you I like you
Jk jk!
Better be!
nikki plz post blogs more often!
hi
Bad news everyone MeMe left she was a great friend lets have a goodbye party at march 17 2013 in 5:00 pm lets remember meme!
nooooooooooooooooooo
We got our interim reports today.I was scared to get a bad grade.There’s a chance that I might be failing LA.But on my interim report,it said that I’m passing everything.There are a few tests left.And if I pass each one,I’ll get at least a B by the end of the marking period.
Omg I just asked for advice! Hope I get it soon
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Hey everyone! I’m hosting a contest for who I am. Every day I’ll post clues as me and as M.M. if you have answer, reply to this comment. Here is my first clue. I have commented on dorkdiaries and one of my replies to fan stories involves Mackenzie going to a kids birthday party LOL. Can you connect the dots?
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delia?
Hey can someone post a zippychat?
Hi
Hi
Hey:) So I joined Dance’ s Drawing Contest.Look for comment 30.And I need Advice!
Ok I will look
New Blog Post.
http://www.dorkieareawesome.webs.com
OMG poor Chloe!!!!!!!!!!!! I would be HUMILIATED if that happened to me ANYWHERE, let alone in front of my CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a way to make a first impression. But at least he still talked to her.
Wow!! That is embarrassing. I would hate if that happened to me. Bird poop.
Poor Chloe!!!! Omg Birds get on my nerves. Especially ones that poop…(ok so I guess that’s all of them but still)
Nikki have you ever thought of doing a dork diaries movie
Holy cheesemas. I typed in all the HTML tags. And this what i got. Wow
Hiya every I’d!
God
OMG I think that my crush just sent me a message from Skype!
WOOHOO! It says: hi Charlotte(my nickname), I hope that you had a great conference!(since today was the student led conferences) do you like me? (Don’t think ahead. I just mean a friend.)
:’(
Double click Nikki!
Dude, I KNOW that there are people that are waiting for their moderations! I seriously am bored! BTW, here Is my zipchat web.
zippychat.com/room/xdplh
(BTW you can click on my name too, or click on the link. BTW I memorize my site address!
OMG! Mackenzie is back! Nobody. Ain’t nobody. Ain’t somebody. Confusing!
Chihuahua! Luuuv nobody. luuuuvvvv somebody.(nobody)
Get it? I love someone named Nobody! Gweeb!
Hey Nikki I Just Sent U Somwthing When I Clicked “Ask Nikki” And OMG Its Been So Long. Have U Seen It Yet ??
Eatin Rape.
Sawee, eatin Gwape
Grape is lame. Gwape is awesome! BTW that wasn’t a typo
Sawee guys. I can be too hyper sometimes when I have nobody to chat with.
OMG I sure typed a lot! BTW Nikki, can you stop this moderation thingy? We can put our zipchat on here when you didn’t do the moderations, but when you did, we couldn’t tell our friends immediately.
I’m making a zipchat party at the east coast at 10:00 to 10:15. Then again from about 12:00 to 12:30
agirlandalife.wordpress.com
Heyo
omg i have a crush on my friends brother and he has a crush on me to
Hey guys. I swear, this book series is the best EVER!!!!! I’m also a dork too. I <3 ANIME!!!! PERSONAL FAV: YU-GI-OH! who else loves anime?
ANIME IS THE BEST! My fav is fullmetal alchemist
Hey guys, I’m new!
Welcome!!!!!!
-Marissa-
I love you Nikki Maxwell
I had an embarrassing moment when my crush’s brother and my sister locked us in a dark room! OMG! I didn’t say anything! Now, I don’t think he remembers my name. Nikki, what’s your advice?
OMG that would be so embarrassing
Somone post a zc plz!
http://ZippyChat.com/room/ybggh
I am your #111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 fan
hi you all
hey guys im new here
Hey guys!
Mood happy VERY happy!
I LOVE the Dork Diarie Books!:)
i luv it!
Hi, peeps! *waving hands*! Here is a FanFic story! Hope you like it Nikki!
Dork Diaries: Tales from a NOT- SO normal school day
UGH!!! Today Brianna actually VOMIT in MY Lucky jacket! I don’t blame her, tough, she was very sick! But I had to change my jacket. So I did. Then I left the psychiatric hospital. Why? Everyone in there is KA-RAY-ZEE!!!
! Why?!?! I wish I was a normal kid in school! But NOOO! I’m the biggest DORK! Today a new girl came to school. Her name is Elyn. She has a locker right next to me! Yup, (in the other side, ’cause Mackenzie also has a locker next to me) she gas long red hair that she ties in two braids, freckles and glasses, But NOT that big! She likes blue, black and yellow. SHE’S A TOTAL NERD(in the good way)! She’s obsessed with Egypt! She was introducing herself to Mackenzie:
Elyn: Hi! I’m Elyn, and some day I’ll go to Egypt to explore some pyramids! Or even the Sphinx!
Mackenzie: EW! Nerd alert! Get away from me!
Elyn: Um… That Did not go well…
OMG! I felt so bad for her! So, to make her feel better, I asked something REALLY stupid!
Me: um… Hi! Are you new?
Elyn: Yeah, I’m from Alaska! My father is an Egyptologist! I really love Egypt!
Me: Um… Do you have good grades?
Elyn: Well, some kids call me nerd… So, I think so!
Me: I want to show you my friends!
I guided her to the Cafeteria. We sat in table 9.
We’ll continue!
Nikki I love your books! They are my favs books in the world! I can’t wait to read the 6ths!! And buy the game!!!!
Click my name and enter my contest???
My ears are ringing.I feel churnie in stomach.Does anyone think I’m sick?I feel terrible!Am I sick?
LOL there should be a diva diaries where its MacKensie’s diary and its all her info of the same events in dork diaries! Great idea right?
I relly relly wish I had frends.: (
Hey
Wut up people I ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤Chloe
but i thought chloe’s crush was either jason or ryan, doesn’t it says at the books?
Question~
Who is Marcus ?
IS HE A DORK OR CCP ???
IS HE IN WCD????????
So Chloe has 2crushes?!!!
XD
Cheesemas
CHEESEMAS. I LOVE IT.
LOL? !
Our only friends betrayed us… By copying us in the science test!
That was for juwairya
I wish i had some friends like Nikki. My friends never help me or stay behind my back. Never.
hay i read yalls books and they are alsome cep writing them niki you are alsome and the other cast mibers by now!!!!!!
WHY is not anyone taking part in my contest??
I m hurt…
http://zippychat.com/room/xahov come here
They make good books
Hey everybody!! Ok, so my goal of all time is to become a writer, so I decided to make a website where i can show you guys my stories and give advice cause I want to help dorks like me be more confident and show their awesomeness. I want to help all of you with your problems cause I know what your going through!!! Please take the time to come to my website and help me get a little closer to achieving my dream?!
I want to b a writer to! all of my friends read my stories and they think its awesome and be a writer and yeah I think im already closer to achieving my dream
did your book came out because I what to make my frindes jelis that I have your new book
hi
is um marcus theodore’s friend????
I have kind been in the same situation as Chloe when I think somebody has a crush on me. For example, last year, a guy named Gavin kept on staring at me like crazy. And during the day, ( When he was stil at our school.) I know a guy named Logan who Grace said had a crush on me. I can see her point. He put 2 complements on my complament card, and always talked to ME at the end of the day. When MRs. Bortzfield assigned us spots, Logan chose to sit next to me. My friend Bruce always stares at me like I’m a creepy stalker. Sebastian I KNOW has a crush on me. He is always saying stuff like Hey Babe to Beth and I. Andrew J. once said I was pretty and today,when I said I had a spectacular idea, he said I always have spectacular ideas. See what I mean. P.S: Weird Mystical crusher is not my real name. GO DORK DIARIES COMMENT SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
Great job Nikki!For not himuliating Chole!I can tell that you’re a true friend!Chole must be lucky to have a friend like you!Great job for thinking fast!
i read all the diaries and they are cool nikki is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Chloe? Why not Mack maniac?
Marcus as in the one in Nikki’s band
DUH! He is Theodore’s friend. How could you not know
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hi
Hey Everybody!
I will be hosting a contest for a dork diaries write in. Whoever has the best story can type in advice like you do for ask Nikki and i can be miss know it all! Make sure it includes these characters:
Nikki ( uh dur)
MacKenzie
Chloe
Zoey
Marcy
Brandon
Jessica
Any new character you choose to add Limit: 1
Marcus
Contest Hearts, this story is not finished and this comment might take more than one page. I also have been working on it. It is like a DD book only with diferent characters.
A Dorky Day for…
A not-so-fashionable-fashion-show
Monday,March 15
WHY does everything I do go so horribly wrong! ALL IN 1 DAY! I have -2 friends now. Bruce came over yesterday with a letter from Susan. My name was written sloppily on the front and the return address was written in all the cursive she uses to write her name. While Bruce was over at my house, he asked if I wanted to go to Pizza Palace sometime. HE ASKED ME ON A DATE! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The note from Susan was all about some fashion show from her favorite store, Fab & Flirty and she thought I should be in it. So I could LOSE! She is so vain. Calling Susan a mean girl is an understatement. She’s a VAMPIRE BAT in lip gloss in fat layers and FANGS! She could be on fire and under a burning house and a pig doing it’s business on her and because of all the mean things she’s done to us, I wouldn’t even DROOL on her. MacKenzie and Grace came over to help me out with this thing with Bruce. MacKenzie knows all about this kind of stuff and thinks that he is so in love with me but is too shy. Heard it before. My Little Miss Fashion column said somthing about me and I was pretty sure it was either Bruce talking about me or Bruce talking about Susan. While Grace was talking about my popularity of Little Miss Fashion, Elizabeth barged into my bedroom , shoving Mr. Stinky Head right into my face. ” Caroline! Me and Mr.Sinky Head have been busy! We want you to help even though your fashion stinks. Help me with the Sunny Daze magazine!” Elizabeth had made some silly magazine a long time ago and now, I brought up the fact I was doing a newspaper and thought she should bring back Sunny Days. But there was a slight spelling error. She spelled days wrong. Anywho, when I told MacKenzie and Grace about my issues with Bruce, they went nuts! Have you ever seen a girl actually eat real food and not a drink and then they do a spit take? Not likeley and not pretty. We headed to Fab & Flirty to see the styles there and we saw all sorts of beautiful outfits only a CCVP ( Cute,Cool,Vain,Popular) would wear. I almost wet my pants when I saw who was shopping in the dresses isle. It was SUSAN! I could not belive it. One minute, I was freaking out by excitment and the next I was freaking out by HER! I hid behind a mannequin that was wearing a pretty light blue dress with blue flowers, a white sweater, and a pink bow around the center. But apparently, at Fab & Flirty you can buy the whole mannequin! I totes freaked when Susan walked over to my mannequin an asked a store keeper to get it down. I had a mini panic attack as the store keeper gently took the mannequin off the ground. I rushed to a different mannequin and Susan decided she wanted THAT one too! She must have wanted everything in the store! I frantically grabbbed the light blue dress mannequin and ran to the counter. Guess who was there?! Susan’s BFFL Samantha! I ran to a different counter and she had her twin there!! I ran to the last storekeeper and finally it was somebody I am friends with! My big brother, Grover! ” Grover! Why are you um… oh, WORKING HERE! This is practically the HOME of my archnemesis,” I screeched. Grover didn’t say anything. He just asked if I wanted anything from behind him and THAT’S when I saw the perfect dress for the show. But not to my knowledge, Susan must have been spying on me and figured out what I was thinking. She tore the dress out of my hands before I could hand it to my brother. She paid for it, ( and Grover made her pay an extra 100 $ Smile Smile!) and ran. “Are there any more dresses in a different color?” I asked Grover.
“There are but I don’t think you will like it.” He knew I hated pink, purple, and green. He handed over my blue dress and showed me the last dress of that kind.
“It’s more beautiful than the last one!” I said, breathing slowly. It was a pink dress with purple sequins, and a white sweater. It also had a matching pink rosy headband. “2 words Caroline, For. Free.” Can you believe it! I got 2 dresses for less than a fraction of the cost! I calmly walked out the door watching Susan gawk at this really pretty dress.
“OMG! Who in their right mind would want to buy that? It’s hideous!” She screeched. Then all calmlike she said: ” It needs a pretty bow or something!” I raced home in the highlander I bought for my birthday since I got my drivers licence. I put on the light blue dress and stared in awe. It was so pretty on moi! I hurried over to MacKenzie’s house right away and barged in without knocking. MacKenzie stared at me nervously with a pen in her hand. She was drawing without me! She had a big dress with a pink bow, white trim, a purple dress, and a daisy headband. I felt so angry at myself, I lost it and yelled at MacKenzie. ” Listen Mac Meal! I don’t care about this stup- silly dress! IT STINKS!” But I only thought it so I only heard it. ” MacKenzie! Hi! I just came over to see if you would like to see the outfits I bought for the fashion show. MacKenzie saw both of the outfits I got from the store. She almost cried. ” I made a dress just for you Caroline! You didn’t even have the dignity to even buy us a dress! YOU KNOW WHAT! WE ARE NO LONGER BFFLS!” MacKenzie screamed at the top of her lungs. “just wait until Grace finds out.” she muttered. Then, she hopped into MY car and drove off to tell her head off to Grace about what I did. She called me today and said I was practiclly SUSAN! She is so mean now! ALL IN ONE DAY!
Tuesday, March 16
Whenever I passed anyone in class, they just started whispering. I looked out at MacKenzie and Grace and they walked straight up to me. ” Hey Caroline, We texted everybody we have on our contacts, including Susan and told them how you betrayed us.” Grace snickered. ” We also threw a party about you leaving the school. Because stealing dress ideas is ilegail, you can’t go here any more.” MacKenzie added. ” I didn’t steal dress ideas.” I said to both of them. ” We saw this in your closet last night!” MacKenzie said while showing me the dress.Dramatic tune!
So how was it so far?!
I hope all dork diarie fans love it!
Sincerly,
Elizabeth
it was great but i dont like mackenzie and grace!
I would be SO embarrassed if that happend to me!
Clue #4 Hey DD fans! Kay kay here is my next clue I have a name that is another language and thats it sorry guys running out of clues. GOOD LUCK!!:)
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huahaaha this story is so freakin gooey. stay dorky nikki!!!
OMG I AM SOOO SRY FOR CHLOE!!!!! I read this blog like two days ago but never got a chance to comment becuz of dance. Pep rally’s in 8 days and I have dance NONSTOP!! LITERALLY!! Competitions in two weeks. April 5, 6, and 7. Well, lemme just say that Chloe is lucky to have great friends like u and Zoey. Hopefully Chloe will have a new boyfriend soon! Well, cnt wait to c next weeks blog!
Oh and I FINALLY learned the cup song in ONE day! Which is today. It’s from Pitch Perfect. Look it up and watch it
;D in my next comment i’ll post the lyrics so look below!
Hey, I’m new.
Like Nikki and Chloe,a boy in my class is CRUSHING on me for years! He’s always staring at me at class. It is really embarrassing. BTW, Nikki, when do you date with Brandon?
To my dear DD friends,
Hi everyone! I’m sorry to say that I may have to leave DD soon. I have no time to come here and chat with you all. Although I may be leaving, I will always remember our times here as DD members. I will remember Cupcake Wonder, MaiMay and Lily and so many other friends. But don’t worry, I will still continue to support DD and read all of it’s books. I promise you I will still be counting down the days till Tales of a not-so-happy-heartbreaker comes out like every other DD fan. I will always remember Nikki and all my other DD friends. And Nikki, good luck with Brandon! And Brianna. Just jk! All the best!
Sincerely,
Chloe
NEWS FLASH!!!
I’m the youngest one here!!!! Cus I’m’ 7!!!!
hi well I like that story a lot and one time it actually happend to me so big deal big deal. had a mealtdown right there on the spot because you now what i mean it was embarresing. Once again love it. See you soon.
im a big fan of dork diaries . I have a crush on a boy named brandon my own self so me nikki have something in common
love the dork diary book they are so alsome and I and ready for the next one to come out so I can read it because I have read all the others
She must have been SO embarrassed!
I’m such a dork, I love this whole book series
like OMG!!!!!
I feel like am Nikki
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hey ppl!
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
If my crush saw me with bird poop on my head I would DIE!! Anyway I’m Meika i live in Sydney Australia and I love the Dork Diaries!! I can not wait untill the next Dork Diaries comes out!!!!!!!!!!!
When is the next blog
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Dork Diaries, Rachel Renee Russel, and people reading this
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I can’t wait till the 6th book comes out!!!! I read all the others!! My friend says she is reading it. I don’t believe her!!!!
My friends and I have been friends for like ever! they have my back too, Nikki but a bird never pooped on any of our heads before! But somthing sorta like that happened. We were walking out of school hanging out, when one of my friends crush walked over to, I looked up and saw him over walking to us and I told my other friends to leave her and her crush alone, so we walked away and we couldn’t stop staring at them I didn’t know what they were saying but, I could tell it was awesome! When she came back over she couldnt stop smiling and her crush couldn’t stop staring at her! then her mom came out and screamed ” Come on Boo Boo lets go, I bought u a teddy bear!” My friends and I just stood their with our mouths open and then her crush just stared at her and not smiling. Then she got in the car and was so embarreseD! I felt so bad for her then her crush came over and said can u give her this note thanks. Then he walked away I didn’t know what it said but I could tell it was good. the next day when I gave it to her she read it then read it again and squeeled with joy! thats what happened Nikki Sort of simulare but the day was funny! Bye and yes my friends and I think we’re total DORKS!
there is a boy in my class and he said i was fat what should i do!
Hey I have a question I have a Kindle Fire HD and I don’t know which one to get? an iPad mini or a iPod touch 5 and my mom might get a iPhone 5 next month and if she does she will give me her iPhone 4 and I don’t know which one to get help
I have a crush but I don’t wanna ask him out cause he dated my BFF!
Nikki, I so love your books. Could you please make more blogs? Since I love your stories (Yup! They’re entertaining!) C’mon Please!!
Love your books but most importantly Chloe talked to her crush.I also have a crush on Seth in class and I’m nervice to talk to him but he is awsome!!!!!=)
Nikki I just LOVE your books
So do I
I love your books
Yeah, Nikki’s books are TERRIBLY great, n I’m addicted to it
OmG IF THAT WAS ME I WOULD CASUALLY WALK TO THE RESTROOM AND CRY!
poor Chloe
Hey, that pigeon poops was a bad thing n good thing. The bad thing is the poo smelled bad, and the good thing is it caught Chloe’s crush, Marcus’s attention! Isn’t it?
BTW, I was figuring out who’s Zoey’s crush. Does anybody in here know?(Desperated)
well now i know zoey doen’t because when a dog peed on my pants in front of brandon she smiled and said omg niki you look like you peed your pants!!! it was so embarrassing!!!
This happened to my friend once
Such a sad story:(
WOOO HOO! I’m 478 commeter! YEAH!
How do you make a picture?
Did you have a similar problem with Brandon?
Yeah, I just CAN’T put a picture, thanks to Gigi who asked this question.
I agree
Wow!! I haven’t been on here in a while! If anyone remembers me, you prob do because my old name on here was Chloe Garcia! I might change my name back to that! Anyways, there are LOTS of new people here! What happened to SMD(Supermariodude)and everyone else? Oh well. If you remember me reply!! And I feel so bad for Chloe! I wonder how it feels to get hit by bird poop. ?
I repeat again, listen girls:
POOR CHLOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just tell Chloe she’ll be completly fine. I mean WHAT kind of man ditches a perfect girl(like Chloe,Zoey, or You) Just because of BIRD POOP?! I mean, PUHLLLLLEAAAASE! That guy SUCKS!
Chloe’s a great girl and she DESERVES to have a nice guy who has mutual feelings for her!
Oh no! Is Chloe alright!?!?
I would be so embarrest if my crush was at the mall and I saw him and a bird crapped on my head
OMG!If I were Mackenzie I would totally dig the bird crapping on her
Mackenzie,you are a big fat meanie!
DORKS RULE!!!
I know dorks rule because everyone on this website luvs dorks!
WOO HOO!!!
OMG!!!So romantic…In the beggining
What flippin guy would bail Chloe for THAT!?!?
Help your BFF! And no one would ditch perfect girls (like you three) for that! And I have a sneaking suspiton that he likes her too! Go for it Chloe!
LOL
omg i feel so sorry for chloe !
i hear you nikki. ive had tons of embaresments xD like calling my frineds my sis.
i feel so bad for clohe.:(
Best stories evaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Thanks!
my moms head is a target for birds to poop on. dont worry clohe. for my mom theres a lot more where thst came from…..
lol
I love her books……. She needs to come out with more because they are awesome
LOLOLOLOL
Hi guys! I’m new and may be a little younger than you guys. I’m umm… 9 years old.
poor chloe !
I’m 9 too!
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE what has happened to me over the last few weeks!!!
I was in the mall with Chloe and Zoey AKA BFFs when they saw this super cute dress and they both legged it. I rolled my eyes at them and was just about to join them when something odd caught my eye…. MACKENZIE!!!!! And not just her…. BRANDON!!!! AKA My crush (shhh don’t tell anyone!!)I hid behind a Queesy Cheesy and looked at them and Mackenzie was pulling Brandon’s head towards hers i felt like shouting
“Let go off him, you rattle snake in lipstick!!” But I said it in my head so nobody heard me.
he dodged and then said,
“Listen, Mackenzie! i can’t be your boyfriend.” he then looked around, “Because.. I have someone else in mind..” He said.
Mackenzie froze then barked at him,
“WHO WHO WHO!!!” Mackenzie snapped.
“Nikki look here!!” Chloe called.
They both looked over in my direction. this time i froze……
if u want more say
MORE!!!!!!!
new here first time my bday today
Happy Birthday!!