MY REALITY SHOW!!

Remember recently I told you that I SO don’t keep up with the Kardashians? The main reason I’m not a fan is because I know it’s all totally scripted.

And this last season, all the stuff they did to that basketball player giant was totally cruel! OK, so I MIGHT have watched just a little of their take New York show.

In this one scene, Khloe and Kourtney put a snake in Kris’ bed. Who does that?? Seriously, I can’t stand MacKenzie and I would NEVER put a reptile under her covers.

And then there was the way Kim treated him. She was always like “Wah wah wah…I’m so rich and SO unhappy because this isn’t the fairy tale I dreamed about!!”

I am usually super sensitive to boy problems because I think we girls need to stand by each other!

But it’s totally obvious she married him for the $18 million she made off their televised wedding, and then she made him look like a dang fool on national television.

SO mean!!

I think that E! should give ME a reality show instead! I can promise that NO 6’9” athletes will be hurt in the making of MY show!!

What will my show be about you ask? And where will the drama come from?

Hello! You’ve read my diaries! You know my life is drama central!

Of course I’ll have to script it just a little. I’m pretty sure I won’t attract millions of viewers with a slow-motion scene of Brianna spilling milk while trying to eat her cereal with her hand friend, Miss Penelope.

And even though the trash-in-the-locker thing was pretty scandalous for my school, I don’t think it would bring in the ratings like the hair-pulling brawls you see on those Real Housewives shows.

Don’t worry…I wouldn’t totally sell out or anything! I’d just have to make my life a little more interesting.

So here’s what I’m thinking: Brianna will need to have some kind of horrible habit that she’s totally in denial about. I think Red Bull would be the best way to go. No, I won’t give her actual Red Bull!!

She’s already crazy hyper! The last thing she needs is an energy drink!

I’d empty a bunch of cans (because I’m not drinking that stuff either! I read it stunts your growth, and I want to be Tyra’s height some day!) Then I’d fill them with apple juice, because it’s pretty close to the same color.

BAM: first point of drama for my very own reality show…my impressionable younger sister is throwing her life away on Red Bull!

The next thing a good reality show needs is constant bickering. I don’t actually like fighting very much. (I’m more the “Can’t we all just get along?!?” type).

So I’m going to ask Chloe and Zoey if they want to pretend they’re super mad at each other when we shoot the pilot (that means the first ever episode!)

I’m thinking it can be over some kind of boy drama. Ooooh! I got it!

Chloe can be like, “You’ve been flirting with Paul like it’s no big deal, and it makes me sick because he’s really your secret, long-lost brother!”

Everyone likes a secret relative!!

The only other thing I can think of the top of my head is mom getting pregnant with sextuplets. But I think that might take some convincing.

OMG I am so kidding about all of this! I would NEVER want to have a reality show!

Seriously, I think those people lose all touch with ACTUAL reality, and they never realize what’s happening because they’re too busy rolling around in piles of money and counting their designer shoes.

I just want to grab them all by the shoulders, shake a little sense in them, and say, “Step away from the camera!!!”

The competition shows are pretty cool though. I’m ALL ABOUT Dancing with the Stars!!

What do you think about reality TV? Good? Bad? And what shows do you like?

Comments

  1. 44

    Taranpreet says

    Omg right my life is just like yours but mine sometimes has way more problems Nikki if u reply to one of my comments I will be the happiest person ever cause I am ur biggest fans and one of ur first fans too we shud seriesly chat :) <3 you

    • 47

      says

      I am a huge fan of Reality Shows! :D
      I admit it…but real shows, the trials & tribulations that real people go through…crowded jails, fiends and teenage pregnancy :(

      They just show off with their money. I’ve gone 2 a lot of places but I don’t have $1 000 000 or something not even half of that!
      $500 000! I have like $1,25! :P :P

      But its great ur doing a reality show! :D

    • 97

      says

      ;A; I have a major best friend crisis going on!! My only friend, Melody, she got really mad at me today. ;A; She kept saying I make up lies about her which I don’t.(It’s just a LOOOOONG story) She broke my secrets to one of my enemy. Darn, why should she be mad at me, I’m the one who should be mad at her!! Anyways, she got super angry at me and went to the girls’ bathroom. I tried to apologize to her but instead she showed me I’m number one (You know)twice…. -_- I glared at her and the lunch bell rang which meant we had to go to fluency class. I was so depressed and sad. :| I was practically cussing in my mind!! Anyways, the really awkward part was I HAD to sit between my Melody and my enemy in class.(The worst one!!!) So my enemy kept on bothering me. I just have such a hard, miserable life don’t I? No more friends(seriously I have none left…),
      —————————————————————
      *** STAR ***
      Mood:…. :\\\\\\

      • 98

        says

        @Star
        Oh, that stinks! :( You know, if you guys are really best friends, it'll work out... in time. What you need know, is to not cling onto her, but let her know you're there for her and you're sorry.

        I'm so sorry to hear about your bad day! I hope I can make it a better one!

        • 99

          says

          -_- I’m not sorry, she had been a bad friend to me. She was racist, she cusses, she’s kinda annoying, and laughs like EVERY 2 SECONDS! Gosh, I handle that kind of stuff like 24/7. I gotten used to it and not act like a bratty idiot about it. >:\\\\\ The one who should apologize is her!

          • 100

            PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

            Just sweep her away like a ball of dust, and I bet everyone cusses now.

  2. 112

    says

    My fave shows are:
    1.Ghost Adventures
    2.Playful Kiss
    3.Ichigo Mashimaro
    4.Soul
    5.Boys Before Flowers
    ;A; NIKKI Y U NO HAVE SHOW!! TT-TT
    AND MOVIE!!!
    It would be the perfect show for us dorks!~ :D
    ———————————————
    *** STAR ***
    AING!!~ :P

  3. 134

    Pinkeverything says

    No,I rather be true to myself!I would like to enter American Idol,it’s not like i’m constantly NOT being true to myself!

  4. 138

    says

    My fave TV shows are:
    Disney Channel ;) jk um
    Shake It Up (not reality)
    Ellen (reality)
    American Idol(IDK)
    Some of the stuff my mom watches like Tabatha’s Salon Takeover and Chopped and Cupcake Wars (or whatever that’s called :P)
    I love Bravo channel :)
    So yeah! :D

  5. 160

    says

    wow and like triple wow.u do have a lot of drama going on in ur life!lol ;)if u reply to me can you say my name so i dont get confused.thankyou so much and i am so grateful

  6. 162

    says

    OMCEEEEEEEEE! my daddy bought me chocolate hand-dipped thingies! for a thank for for temptation crisps! JKJK he just bought em, and he pranked me today :D lolol he did! i can tell ya if yu want. mmm now for my first bite.. AUGh smells SOOOOO good first bite, 2/29, *deep breath* ahh 3:44- CHOMP

  7. 203

    Ashley says

    Guys please stop fighting n if u want 2 keep on calling her names then u dont have 2 even comment on this!!!!!!!!!

  8. 208

    Tori says

    ok, whoever is this “fake Elsie” cut it out and change your name! this blog is only for people who treat others w/ respect!!! and if it is the same elsie pretending to be 2 people, its not that funny.

  9. 223

    Karlee says

    I love your books and All but people think Nikki is real. She is just a character in a book. It’s proboaly just the author.

  10. 225

    Daisy says

    Nikki should soo have her own reality show! It would be a BIG money-maker, considering how many fans Nikki has with just 3 DIARIES!! OMG that would be sooo good! The least that could be done is a movie…

  11. 233

    says

    I think reality shows are both good and bad because like every reality show I watch has SO much drama in it.

    My favorit shows are Real Housewives of Atlanta,and Love in Hip Pop.

    I probably watch more than 2 reality shows,but those are all I know of.

    Although I really hate this reality show called Basketball Wives because:

    1.It has SO much DRAMA on there.
    2.They fight all the time and hitting each other with glasses.
    3.And last,but not least……they are fake. That stuff is SO NOT REAL!:(

  12. 234

    Casey says

    Hmmmmm… reality TV shows… No thank you!
    These people are so scripted and mean to each other! I know some Macs in my grade, but I wouldn’t act that way to anyone. Anyone agree?

  13. 235

    wizzy bee says

    so if thes get out of moderation hi guys if anyone is one and i might not be on when its out of morderation oh and nki that would be cool if you had your own reality show i don’t realy watch reality

  14. 245

    mandy says

    wellllllll lets seeeeeeeeeeeee hmmmmmm oh yeah CAKE BOSS, lady gaga mtv interviews
    ummm hmm my dog ate wut, aspca , umm yeah im really into comedy shows like modern family and movies like feris bueller’s day off that one is MAD FUNNY i wish u had a movie i think as the awsome actress i am i would be well………… dorky perfect XD

    • 246

      PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

      I watch reality shows sometimes. but like housewives i DON’T LIKE them. i like Joan and Mellisa: Joan knows best?, Cake Boss, and Toddlers and Tiaras (IM ALL OVER THAT SHOW) but anything else i hate, except for 19 Kids and Counting (COOLEST CHRISTIAN FAMILY EVER <3 )

  15. 250

    Sarah says

    I think reality TV could be good…I mean like funny and interesting kind of good and it could be bad as in to dramatic and boring..

    Some of my fav shows are Sherlock, NCIS, Amazing Race, oh and The Voice also So you think you can dance, American Idol and hockey

    ~Sarah~

  16. 251

    hailey says

    heeeey nikki u should totes have a reality show….. and u should sing in it! and wat happened with your new singing career?? in the end of the third book, you guys were supposed to be in the recording studio! and shouldn’t you and Brandon be together already??? just go on a date already!!! its about time!

  17. 254

    aniagrace says

    I have never even watched one episode of the Kardashians and I don’t even like it because of all the drama. But one of my favorite shows is The Voice. It’s a great show!

        • 262

          Sapphire says

          You have to be like 16 to enter right? But I wouldn’t really like to become a singer by winning a singing show for some reason, and I wouldn’t want to become famous by Nickelodeon or Disney, especially when I look really young.

          I’d be known as “the girl who was on that show” or “the girl who won so-and-so.”

          I mean look at Zac and Cody! Even when they graduated they still reminded me of the little kids I watched on The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody when I was 7-8 years old!

          BTW random fact: Victoria Justice was on the Suite Life, in the beauty pageant episode Cody has a crush on him, its superold though.

  18. 266

    briann says

    hi,i’m a big fan. i am a dork too. like nikki i have a diary. people think i am a dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. 281

    Ndork says

    i do want a TV show someday AND THE KARDASHIONS R NOT IN IT!it’ll b about a girl whose life changed when she became a Mugician(Magic and music spellcasters)at the age of 5.After being home-schooled 4 a while,her parents decides 2 bring her 2 public school 2 make new BFFs.In the fist day,she got popular in a second!Because of her magic!She had a crush on one of her classmates,Caide.Halfway through the year,they fell in love with each other.It’s comedy,fantasy,and romantic.

    Hey,that reminds me!Videos!Remember 4 videos?The one with the little girl describing the 1st book,the other one with girls doing d.d. scenes,and the others with doing the bathroom thing?can we,i mean WE, make a video of our DORK DIARIES scenes we liked?

  20. 282

    says

    AWESOME ideas Nikki! I like to watch Hell’s Kitchen. I think you’re idea is just FAC, and I would really like to watch it all day/hogging the t.v. 24/7 watching it! xD

    Ran

    • 294

      says

      @Sally
      Cool!!!! xD Sad it had to end but awesome too. I thought he would win, and I loved how in the end, the real people shined when they laughed in the kitchen you know? xD And sure!

  21. 296

    says

    Wow hey guys. Sorry I was gone for so long I had to go to this shopping thing with my mom all the way across town. Then I went to go buy a book from Hastings. Finally I went to McDonalds for ice cream. Long night. But I’m back!

  22. 304

    says

    Listen; you will hear.
    Hear; you will understand.
    Understand; you will know.
    Know; you will speak.
    Speak; you will write.
    Write; you will be known.
    Be Known; you will always have a friend.
    Friends; they will always listen.

    ~the kid in the corner screams~

  23. 311

    says

    I like some reality TV shows! I want to be on a TV show.. I want to be an actress and a pop star… You should have a movie! :0D

    My fave reality shows are,

    Cake Boss(is that reality? I think it is.. I don’t know), and
    American idol
    _____________________________________________
    My fave TV shows are:

    1. FRIENDS
    2. The Walking Dead
    3. Switched At Birth
    4. 2 Broke Girls
    5. New Girl
    6. How I Met Your Mother

    Lalalalala *<:0)8
    ~Harm

  24. 325

    April says

    I love TV! Yes, sometimes it does get really stupid shows on, but yet it’s fun to make fun of and laugh at!

  25. 329

    SAM says

    i know the next dork diary name is!!it’s tales from tales of a not so graceful ice princess.
    its on amazon.com (no pic yet:()comes out june 5 2012

    • 332

      says

      P.S. when I get home, I am going to work on my painting of cartoon characters.. Bunch of AT characters in it! What other cartoon characters should I put in it?

      -Harm

      • 333

        Lulu says

        What about Simpson characters? Can u draw Marceline? Just wondering…or Death. Or..or…Jake? Finn. The Ice King? :D :D :D

        Sorry I just love AT… :P XD

        • 334

          says

          @Lulu
          Iv’e drawn Marceline, Fin, Jake, and Ice King (Iv’e drawn, I think all of the AT characters). Thanks for telling me about the Simpsons, I totally forgot about them!

          I love AT too! XD

          @MT
          That’s so cool!!! I’m not that great at drawing my own cartoon characters >.<
          I will try though! Thanks!

          I will totally show y'all my painting when I am done.
          ~Harm

      • 336

        says

        OML! I love to draw cartoons!!!
        I’ve been drawing ragdolls with different personalities and lifestyles, like, I drew one who’s goth, other is hippie and I’m working on an emo right now :) I’m even ‘ragdolling’ my friends, ahah!
        So I guess you could create your own cartoons! And you cold upload the draws to your blog, what do you think? :D :3

  26. 339

    Sapphire says

    Yeah… most reality shows aren’t REAL! Beats me why they’re called REALITY shows, they should be like FAKEality shows or something… I do like competitions too, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, they are 100% real and still 1000000 times better then so-called reality shows.

    So wats up with life peeps?

    • 340

      says

      Yeah, I think reality shows are fake too! Well, I like Chelsea Settles, which is a reality show, but still I think the story is kinda changed… Oh well, the show is anyway. :P

        • 346

          Sapphire says

          I don’t wear glasses, sometimes I wear fake glasses though, coz I think they’re cute, some people think glasses are a turnoff and completely nerdy, but thats just mean.

          I read online that ROUND FACE SUITS SQUARE FRAMES, SQUARE FACE SUITS ROUND FRAMES if that helps.

          You can get all kinds of awesome glasses these days! Sparkly ones, colored once, zebra print ones, they are SO cool!

  27. 353

    Sapphire says

    LOL Guys! Funny story:

    I have this app called KIK Messenger, its an instant message kinda thing, so my friend was just adding random celebrities right, and she added Elizabeth Gillies from Victorious, and she was like

    HER: Hi! How’d you get my username? :)

    ME: Oh… uh… sorry! My friend was adding random people whose names she knew…

    HER: Ahh… well its okay, I’m gonna delete you in a while because this is my private account, for close friends… but if you wanna chat with me for a while then thats alright! but after today just chat on my public account “lizgillies” is the username.

    ME: Cool! Well alright! Actually we’ve met before a couple of times,, IDK if you remember me, I’m Sapphire, dark hair, blue eyes and my dad told you that I wanted to be as good an actress as you.. haha.

    HER: Oh, right, well I think I might remember a Sapphire, if you sent me a picture of you I might be able to remember.

    ME: PHOTO OF ME

    HER: Oh yeah! that face is a little familiar….

    ME: Well it was nice talking to you, you should maybe delete me now, but I’ll chat on your public account.

    HER: No, no, its all good! u can chat 2 me on this account if u want. I may not get on often though. I G2G now! Byeeee!!! :D

    Me: Bye!

    So now I’m FRIENDS with Elizabeth Gillies. Pretty sweet!

  28. 359

    says

    Status: Typing and drawing my original ragdolls (I’ll might post a picture of them in my blog) and following celebrities random on Twitter :P

    Mood: Happy! I had a nice day :D

  29. 367

    Agi says

    hey peepl!
    i’m outta school cause
    SOME IDIOT CANCELED THE SHCOOL BUSSES!!! :x
    as much as i hate school, i miss being with my friends.

  30. 368

    Ndork says

    today was HORRIBLE!!!!!!my friends became enemies AGAIN,my class is rowdy,UGHHHHH!!!!!!

    oh yea,and i HAVE 2 sit at a lunch table of TROUBLE MAKERS,because once im assigned at a table,its perminit…4…THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR!!!!!!!DARN!!!!!!!!!

    • 369

      PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

      PhoenixWrightFOREVER
      Status: Snuggling in a blnket that came out of the dryer a second ago :D
      Mood: Happy
      What I want to do: go to school
      WHat Im going to do: hang out on Tumblr
      Hashtag: #blanket

  31. 370

    Ndork says

    Debate 4 today is………..
    Should schools allow kids to use cellphones?

    I say Yes.Type ur answer(if u guys say yes,u can make rules 4 cell phones)

    • 371

      PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

      yes but my Sister uses it during class, so there should be some rule like if its an emergency or something, at lunch or bus or somewhere else i guess you can use it…

  32. 375

    Sapphire says

    Umm… okay sorry for being so touchy these days but “duct tape privileges”? is that YOUR sick idea of a joke? You should love and respect your sister no matter how much she talks, and hurting her and taping her mouth is a horrible horrible thing to do, and no matter how much she irritates you-she’s still your sister, and there’s nothing you can do about it, you can love each other and never hurt each other or you can have negative vibes and not get along,

    If the duct tape thing is a joke its a really awful mean one.

    If its true then its a horrible, mean thing to do.

      • 378

        Sapphire says

        Okay I’m really confused, yesterday I was in a bad mood coz of the heat, idk it had an affect on my mood, so I told you off, no need to be so violent though.

      • 379

        Sapphire says

        And are you basically telling me to DIE IN A DITCH?! Is that supposed to be a threat? Well sorry but I’m not afraid nor upset about death, because when I die I hope to go to heaven and there is no evil there.

      • 380

        PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

        @Jamie agreed. but I do it for self defence and not just like pick a girl out of a bunch like Lulu and say,”ew your fat ugly blahblahblah” I only do that if they are mean to ME. I can fight with someone but I know my limits.

        • 381

          Sapphire says

          Why would you want to fight at all? It just makes things a whole lot worse, I always tell a trusted adult or just walk away or say “Whats your problem?” really calmly. It always works, you don’t need to have a full on fight, that doesn’t scare them, it just shows them that you think your better than them, and thats a battle they’re willing to fight. the bullies WANT you to get irritated and fight.

  33. 390

    says

    I think I wanna make a reality show. Lol :0P

    There’s always stuff going around in this house, especially with a clown in the house aka my dad.. XD

    … I want candy.
    ~Harm

  34. 402

    says

    I am here peeps! (And I have not blogged) I WILL tomorrow… heh heh. I have ANOTHER test tomorrow (boo hoo!) and I need to study!

    I’ll pop on Harmz chat though!

    • 403

      PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

      My Favorite Shows are:
      Wipeout
      Modern Family
      The X Factor
      The Voice
      Dancing With The Stars
      Tom and Jerry
      My Wife and Kids
      F.R.I.E.N.D.S
      Whitney

    • 405

      PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

      My Favorite Games Are:
      Ace Attorney Series
      Mario Games
      Phoenix Wright Series
      Cooking Mama 4 Kitchen Magic
      Professor Layton Games
      My Favorite Singers:
      Randy
      MJ (RIP)
      Whitney Houston (RIP)

  35. 406

    says

    ~They tell you to be yourself, but then all they do is judge you~
    My friend hayley. We made up!

    ~the kid in the corner screams~
    Me.

  36. 414

    nikita says

    I actually think that the reality is a decent idea but I kind of think it is more personal. The thing I do agree is don’t put scripts! People mostly like things when it is unexpected. Just saying.
    Bye!

    • 417

      Tori says

      Is anyone one 0n?? If no one is I guess I can post whatever I want YAY! I <3 KFC! Taylor swift rocks! I m a dork! My crush acts like I am invisable……. um yay? I just misspelled invisible! Random! I <3 Eben on American idol! Not really! I am so hyper! I bet you can tel! (Wait, nevermind, no one reading this.) OH WELL!

      <3, TORI!

  37. 425

    says

    I like Cake Boss, The Real Houswives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housives of New Jersey, The Real Housewives of Orange County, The Real Housewives of Alanta, Mob Wives, Cops, and sometimes Operation Repo. There’s more, but Im afraid it will take 2 long 4 u 2 read! And no, I DONT watch the Kardashians!

    • 431

      says

      My answers(don’t hate me for them)
      1: she’s, uh, okay…….?
      2: HECK YEAH.
      3: Not really.
      4: mostly I keep them to myself, but I guess it all depends on the secret and the friend.

    • 434

      Sapphire says

      1) She’s okay
      2) I love it
      3) Yes
      4) I share them if I have them, but I hardly ever have dark secrets, they’re just something attention-craving people do to get attention.

      • 435

        Lulu says

        I have secrets but really weird secrets from when I was little! :P
        Like when I was little I ran around naked and screamed “NO I DONT WANNA BATH MOMMY!” :D :D :D

        Like weird, crazy secrets not like um…when I was little I dated this other guy and we kissed secretly or something…I only had one boyfriend and that’s it but we never kissed or anything…I have never had my kissed… :P :P :P :P :P

        But then…this special guy in my life I don’t wanna be 2 forward. But I would like 2 date him.

        •••• LULUKINZ OUT…. ••••

        • 436

          Sapphire says

          I have embarassing secrets too.

          When I was really little i used to have this THING about Wal-Mart- I hated it! I have no idea why but i just did!
          So every week or so when we did our shop at Wal-Mart when we were in the car and i saw where we were going I’d go stiff, i wouldn’t throw a fit, I wouldn’t cry, I’d just go completely still and stiff and wouldnt move, so when my parents carried me inside and I had no escape, I’d run right to the middle where loads of people were and yell……..

          I HAAAAAATTTEEEE WAAAAALLL MAAAAARRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          really loudly, LOL. My mom told me this in the car in front of my BFF- embarrassing!

    • 437

      Lulu says


      My Answers:

      • Yeah! :D she's as sweet as pecan-pie! :D
      Even though I've never tasted P-Pie! :P

      • Yes! Writing is my LIFE! :D :D I love 2 write! :D

      • Yes...but sometimes my love 4 him flows away. :( sometimes he takes my heart and gives it 2 me broken... :( :( oh well...

      • Yes! :D I trust them! :D they r 4EVER COOL AND DORKALICIOUS! :D :D :D :D

      •••• LULUKINZ OUT ••••

    • 443

      says

      I Like housewives of New jersey, house wives of orange county, and others house wives Mobwives, Jersey shore, Teen mom, Project runway, Big rich Texas, jerseylicious, How do I look, Glam fairy, Wife swap, the Voice, Cake boss, Dance moms, The Kardasions, Toddlers &tiaras, love & hip pop, silent library, and 24 catwalk

      • 444

        says

        OMG we could SO watch TV together and agree on something! I luv all those shows, too! Except The Kardashians. BTW, The Real Houswives of New Jersey is my FAVE housewife show! And I absoulutely love Mob Wives!

    • 445

      PhoenixWrightFOREVER says

      I will love someone for a thousand years, if they love me a thousand more. That is my phrase <3 also: Being forever alone does not exist, Temporary is.

  38. 446

    says

    Hi guys!Do you love Dork Diaries?Me I love this book!This book is awesome!But,actually,I don’t like Mackenzie.Did you know that she is mean but,popular?She does not deserve Nikki as a popular and fashion girl.But still,I like Nikki because she is simple and she does not like mean people.Well,I also like her sister Brianna.But maybe she is spoiled.Well,I still like her.I love Dork Diaries.It’s also a comedy book.Well,it seems like fun to me and I deserve it.I also like Nikki’s best friends,Chloe and Zoe.They also don’t like Mackenzie.They trust Nikki because they are her best friends.If you love Dork Diaries,just write a comment.I love to write comments.Well,thanks for reading my comment1:)

    • 454

      Tori says

      Look, sally. Not everyone has all the the in the world to chat on dork diaries! I m so sorry if you think were ignoring you, but I m busy, and I bet most of the people here are busy. So, chillax! Lets all just get along. ;D

  39. 456

    says

    Sally are you there…………………………………….,,,,………..,,,,.. When you come back yell owl I guess I will
    Watch more. Book hauls

  40. 459

    Nicole says

    Our school sings a lot of songs. I know some are kind of childish or weird, but I kinda like it. I kept singing all day. Here’s some:

    Repsonbility

    I had a thought to other day,
    when I went out to play.
    Should I take care of all the plants,
    and bees and birds and even ants?
    I never knew I must confess,
    who cleans up when I make a mess?
    Suddenly, it ocurred to me:
    IT’S MY RESPONBITIY!
    *Music plays*
    I do my job and take care of things,
    learn from my mistakes it gives me wings!
    To make good choices and see,
    it’s up to me to take responbities.
    It’s up to me!
    Up to me!
    Up, up, up to me!
    It’s up to me!
    Up to me!
    To take responbitiy!
    *Repeat the whole song again and the end it with the last line*
    I guess it’s really up to me!
    *Music plays*

    *THE END!*

    *No title*

    Oh, it ain’t gonna rain no more no more.
    It ain’t gonna rain no more!
    *Read the next part really fast*
    So how the heck you’re gonna wash your neck,
    if it ain’t gonna rain no more?
    *Repeat*

    *THE END*

    *No title*
    The staff has five,
    it has five lines.
    E G B D F,
    E G B D F!
    In between each line,
    there lies a space.
    F A C E,
    it spells the word face!
    *Repeat*

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      Sapphire says

      We had little music rhymes to help us remember notes at school when I was little

      E G B D F is
      Every
      Good
      Boy
      Deserves
      Favor

      And F A C E
      was just FACE

      We also had:
      The last flat is fa
      the last sharp is ti
      If there are no sharps or flats
      then doe is middle C

  41. 461

    Nicole says

    Question:

    Do you have pierced ears?
    Are you allowed to paint your nails?
    Do you have your own cell phone?
    Do you have your own laptop?
    How old are you? (don’t need to answer)
    What country you live in?
    Do you have a crush?
    What’s your favortie color?
    Had you entered my poem contest?
    Do you like me?

  42. 482

    Sapphire says

    You can’t stop an avalanche, as it races down the hilllll
    You can try to stop the seasons girl, but you know you never wiiiilll.

  43. 493

    April says

    Hey guys! New book idea! Here it is!
    Title: Do I Even Exist?
    About: Alone in life, shunned by everyone, Katie has always found some reason to cry. Having to face the hardships of life without anyone to help her find her way. She has no friends except for a golden retriever named Emma. And everywhere she goes, she feels as though everything is laughing at her existence. She faces the one question in her life, Do I even exist?

    This is based off of my life as being a victim of bullying. Half of these parts I came up with, the other half are real. I hope you enjoy!
    Copy Write by April.

    Here are the parts!:
    Katie:
    Emma (golden retriever):
    Sarah (Mean girl):
    Alivia (Other mean girl):
    Trisha (Sarah’s BFF):
    Dare (Alivia’s BFF):
    Nicole (girl in Katie’s class):
    Cammy (Other girl in Katie’s class):
    Tony (Boy in Katie’s class):
    Will (Other boy in Katie’s class):
    Sam (Girl in Katie’s dance class):
    Lee (Katie’s PenPal):
    Maggie (A girl that Katie meets by faith):
    Franny (Girl that Katie meets at a park):

    INFO!: Each charecter part has some kind of significant part in the book, each part must be filled and they all are good aprts! (Hint: Soem parts that might not seem important, might be very important indeed, but don’t come till later in the book)

    Plz tell me which part you would like to be! I hope to have the first chapter up by tonight! Remember, copy write by me!

  44. 506

    Neptune's Pretty says

    I think reality TV show/Dramas are pretty cool!
    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG! ITS THE BEST SITCOM EVER!!!!!!!!!

  45. 508

    Sapphire says

    i’m sick of all the violent and weird things people post on here and am going offline for today until Harmony or Lulu or MT or someone nice who I know really well turns up.

  46. 514

    Sapphire says

    Listen Jamie I’m sorry! I agree its the wrong thing to do to hack your iPod, but you shouldn’t really tape her mouth shut, you could have calmly and kindly told her to not do that, you really shouldn’t mind that much, after all, you don’t have anything to hide on your iPod do you? She probably wanted to play a game, I let my sister play on my iPhone all the time

    • 515

      says

      No, I don’t hav anything 2 hide. She has her own iPod, and I don’t hav any games! She does. She just calls me a suspicious little freak. And in the comment above, she wasnt hurt. And she kept it on 4 like 2 seconds. She forgave me 4 it right after, and I’m not even sure she remembers it. But glad were friends again:)

  47. 518

    says


    ORIGINAL MESSAGE:
    @Lyndserr
    That’s awesome! Chopped is the bomb!
    I don’t know the judges names yet *blushies*
    Did u see the episode where they had 2 use ‘quinoa’ wow…WTHeck IS QUINOA??
    And where that guy bled and put it in the food…*ewww…*

    WE SHOULD GET 2GETHER 2 SEE IF WE REALLY MIX WELL…

    This is for Lulu:
    @Lulu
    IKR? Chopped is awesome!Yeah, I saw the one where they used Quinoa. My mom let me taste it on Thursday. It’s actually pretty good! :)
    And I saw where the guy bled in the food! That was so gross!!!

    And what do you mean by: WE SHOULD GET 2GETHER 2 SEE IF WE REALLY MIX WELL…

    I don’t know.:\
    See ya!

  48. 520

    Awsomegirl says

    I hate it when a populur girl comes up to you and there like o wow i love your shirt my dog has the same shirt i hate people like that

  49. 524

    Raihah says

    If I were stuck babysitting my little brother… I would totally leave him with a stack of pizzas and burgers and unhealthy things in front of the TV and watch a Korean movie on my laptop. Hohoho :P

    • 525

      Raihah says

      GAH ! OMG ! Embarassing, I commented on the wrong post. XD And my favourite shows are : Running Man, Happy Together, Dream Team, Strong Heart and Star King. All of them are Korean shows XD

  50. 528

    cady thorp says

    i’m not into reality shows, but my little pony friendship is magic is SO GOOD! It’s for people who are about 8-14 years!

  51. 533

    lexxe says

    I think u should have a movie series of each book each movie should be sold with the book
    Or in stores

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