Do you have a wacky sense of humor? If so, here’s your chance to share it with the world!
This is a comic strip from Dork Diaries: Tales From a Not-So-Fabulous Life.
The third panel has a blank word balloon.
Make-up your own funny punchline for the blank word balloon and post it on my blog below. Try to come up with something different from the book. Like for example…
“Brianna! How many times have I told you NOT to call me while I’m at school!!”
Have fun! And, make me laugh!
My next update will be Monday, June 13th.
TTYL 
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HEY! WHOEVER CALLED, YOU TOOK MY REAL PHONE!! Wait, this better not be MacKenzie!
SO i dont wanna talk about the comic strip. I wanna talk about your next book. How about your in February and the valentines dance is coming up at nikki’s school. And when Brandon asks Nikki to go to the dance with him things get complicated. A week before the dance Brandon asks Chloe and Zoey if they would give Nikki a necklace with the letters B and N and a heart in between them. He told them to put a sticky note that says “To Nikki From Brandon”. But then Nikki sees Brandon and Mackenzie Hugging because Mackenzie saw Nikki and suddenly hugged Brandon. So then Nikki goes to thank Brandon about her necklace when Mackenzie and Brandon are “hugging”. Then she throws the necklace on the floor next to Brandon’s feet and then runs away to tell Chloe and Zoey. Pretty good stuff,huh?
did you like it?
way too sad , dork diaries is supposed to make you laugh a lot
How about…. Hello?……..OMG!REALLY?………Okay!See you tomorrow,Selena!
When she tells Chloe and Zoey, they don’t believe it. They tell Nikki that if Brandon would give her that necklace he would never do that to her. Nikki doesn’t believe them. The next day when Nikki sees Brandon in biology class they didn’t even look at each other. After class Brandon says “Look Nikki, Mackenzie tried to trick you! I would never do that to you. I like you too much.” Then Nikki says “It doesn’t matter now. Its done. We’re done.” Then Brandon stops trying to catch up to Nikki and then walks away. The next day, Mackenzie asks Brandon if he would go to the dance with her. Brandon says “If Nikki isn’t going with me, then I’m not going.” Now it’s Saturday and when Nikki tells her mom about the dance and Brandon and Mackenzie, Her mom says “My poor little boo boo! But you know what it will get better. I know what you’re going through. The exact same thing happened to me when I was your age. His name was Troy Roberts, he asked me to the dance and then out of the blue he dumped me for Kim Brooks. I was devastated. But if that hadn’t happened, I wouldn’t have met your father.” More stuff to come…..
Hi Victoria! It’s me! I like the idea but according to some people I know part of it is from the Disney show “Good Luck Charlie!” and I cannot use that though I might try that story!
nikki im still am thinking about one
can i help and who is this on the phone stuip
Nikki read my idea on Dork Dish its 100% original its Comment #1950
How did u get a pay phone in your locker i know your trying to get a phone im trying 2 get 1
delany, i have two responses:
1.nikki maxwell is not rachels daughter but she does have a daughter named nikki and
2.i’m afraid there won’t be a 4th dork diary because the third diary did’nt have a sneek peek.TT TT i feel sad too…
Nikki Maxwell are you Rachel Renne Russel’s daughter and how old are you I’m 10 years old and what do you look like? Just curious you don’t have to answer. And is there a 4th book coming? so I haven’t heard of a 4th book,
Please reply!
Yours sincerely,
Dork Girl
LOL I know! I love that show!
I thought I recognized “Kim Brooks”!
Is That Victoria… Justice?
i luv it
Yeah, I like it
woooow that will be an awesome storyyy
hi Victoria
you should try checking out my poems in the “post a cool valentines day poem and you could win” contest
cool
Your idea is so so good I love it.What are you going to be when you grow up?
Why are you talking to me at school. Talk to me at home Brianna.
HI
I think it if he wants to go out, then u should try to go out with him.
thanks you guys are so sweet
Havent you saw a girl using a pay phone
gosh!
Okay I will
no u are because i beat up my big brother and teach him a lesson
how do u get those little faces
hey i think she should say OMG brandon is that you call me back!!!
That was an awesome start!!!!!! I wish she would make dork diaries 4 about that LOL
I can’t wait
SHE IS MAKING 4!!!!
Hello?Oh!Hey Demi!What, you want me in your next movie?! And your writing a song about me?!Thamks! Your my best friend to!Ok…I’ll be there!(kiss),(kiss),by by!
I thought that was really good. You should be a writer yourself and I mean it too.
What do you MEAN!!!!!
i just love dork diaries
Nikki- Hello.. who is this!
man-this is the police on the phone. The phone local telephone booth is the park;s u r underareest for stealing it.
(police is right infront of her)
p.s one more thing POO
Haha thats funny
hey
I love both of your comic strip
@Aidan LOL! LOVE THE IDEA!
Nikki:Hello?
Caller:This is the Fashion Police!!!
Nikki:Okay……
Fashion Police:Your under arrest for wearing ugly clothes and writing in a diary!!!!!
Nikki:Mackenzie,I know it’s you.
Mackenzie:Who is this Mackenzie???
Nikki:YOU!!!!!(hangs up)
u r amazing im pretty good 2 not to brag. read my idea on dork dish maybe we can morf ideas its on dork dish #1950 plz read it victoria n tell me wut u thunk
Good one Wooww I would hate to be a loser I’m in elamentry school in fourth grade I have friends. I’m definitely more like mackenzie I’m not a loser
Um… Please hang up beeeep LOL!
“OMG?! how did this thing get here your a what?ahhhhhhhh!(runs too)”or hello AHHH I’m sooooo happy to talk to you you were soo busy with the tour,see you later(any pop stars name)Bye!!!!”
LIKE IT?!
“what do you Want…
oh um sorry mom I didn’t know it was you,SORRY! WHAT? NO!! Really… $30? K!
BYE!”
off phone
“goodness so we still on for…lunch.
guess not.”
Hello, mom???
Can’t talk right now…
yes I brought the ointment!!!!
Uuuuhhh hello, wrong number please hang up!
nikki: hello? who’s this?
! dear nikki:
guy: this is where you bought that phone and you failed to pay us. we will get it back tomorrow if you dont pay for it in less than % hours!
nikki:uhmm ok…..but may I ask if you sell iphone there
guy: the next iphone will be coming in a couple of months!
head mistress (while walking in the corridors): ms. maxwell public payphones are not allowed in the school and your locker is for books! you will not get to use your locker for 2 weeks!
nikki: (inside her head) this is so humiliating
nikki: hello
;0 
guy:is this brianna’s sister? she read your diary.
nikki: what? this is the police station, i don”t see any crime there!
guy: ooops wrong number! *hangs up*
ccp: nikki why did you totally lie and tell them this is the police station?
nikki:i dont know i was kinda bored
nikki: is the lunch still on?
ccp: uhhmm sure as long as you can pull another prank like that!
chloe and zoey:*walks in* i can”t belive you ditched us and hanged out with them!
nikki:*dumb strucken*
(pls. reply if you think its a great idea)
Hello need a phone bill well stop talkin to me and I’ll get one now scram
HEY we are so alike because i love her books too!!!
lol
i love your books
ttyl. I love that book
i,m glad that scholl,s out arn,t u
If were a teen then I would like school. But, rignt now, I hate school. My bf likes school. You go girl!
@joey i hate skool
thanks for the comet Joey you could be my friend cause nobody els is my friend but igsept for Anie
hi Joey
i had a bf before
sorry operator i got no money could i please make a call
Sorry, can’t talk now. Trying to act cool. Luv u mom.
“OMG! stop threatening me! i told u to give me back my real phone!”
OMG!REALLY? I won first place for Most Dorkiest Teenager in America? Well thank you for draining my reputation and making me more of a LOSER!
i love you too Brandon by i will see u later
i don,t get it boys just say i,m kind of tierd and thats their move and they do that to put their arm aroud u trust me a boy did that to one of my friends
If they want u it’s all like in ur dreams!
i just sign here and it is kind of cool!
Sorry, Nikki cannot reach the phone at the moment please leave a message after the beep! Beeeeeeep!!!!!!!
hello you are talking about my boyfriend
I love you Brandon!!!
i luv u brandon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
don,t be hitin on Brandon
shut up
dear niki i realy mrs you alot and i realy want to see your alive sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek so i think your holding a mike and its about bffs your cruch and you trying to win the sinnging contest the front cover is orange and the title is tales from a not so fabulas life and theres going to by a disco or prom i cant wait to here about it and i realy want to read it too love from leila mohamad osama abdelhak many thanks to niki cause i love you
the Brandon that my sister knows all the girls like him even 2 boyz like him
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
“Umm… is that you, Brandon? You called me at the right time!”
lol so funny
“Grandpa! Im SERIOUS! I dont want to make cookies with you and grandma tonight!” Blushing, and knowing shes dying inside because she secretly wants to so badly:P
Hope Ya Like It!:)
shadow how miny times have i told you yes im coming up to divingport this satur day to see you so stop buging me okay hope you like it love aerionna
you said : Uhh, hello? Yes Mom, this phone works fine.
I’m busy! I’ll talk to you later.
MOM!STOP CALL IMPA AROUNDPA THEPA GIRLSPA
She turns around and sees the girls are leaving and says THANKS ALOT MOM!
Bye, love you, see you after school!
ug this tastes like some one that didn’t wash there hands. Ug i feel like throwing up exuse me BLLL!
hi gramda i miss you and love you with all my heart i can,t wait to see you after tomorro oh and hi jordan hi briny hi ucle tuny if your there text me back love you
nikki: MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM comon not a great time rigt now to busy mom:no missy dont mommmmmmmmmmmmmm comon not a good time and blaaaa blaaaa nikki lisinig:blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaa waa waaaaa waaaaaaa waaa and put this phone on speaker u are in searios trouble missy and u shoud feel ashamed of yourself nikki: tell me what i did WRONG mom: u did not eat your asparagus on your your dinner plate last night nikki:i mist first pereod mom:NOOOOOOOOOOOO nikki:we talked this mornig mom: im talking to u nikki:hang up, NIKKI:finelly!!!!!!!!!!! on to math.
nikki:”oh brandon is that u.”yeah i woud luv to wach a movie with u tonigt!other girls:”GASP”"OMG”BRANDON”.nikkis mom:”WHAT” who is this “NIkkI is that u ansuer me nikki:gigs up mom they left MOM:what gig HELLO HELLO NIKKI NIKKI: hang up’nikki:i forgot to tell her this mornig oh well nikki:next semester i go!!!!
BUT MOM I WASHED THE DISHES YESTERDAY
OMG i love the dork diaries books! My friend started reading my one at camp she absolutely LOVED them and i am going to lend her my other ones.
i have got all of the books. when i saw the 3rd one on the most popular new reads shelf at target i almost screamed!!
sorry not a public phone!
After the 3rd book that’s coming out, (I’m gonna be the 1st one to buy it!) will thare be a fourth?!?!?!?!?!!?!
i was the first one to buy it at 1:00:)
yes there will be a fouth:)
I have all the books. my friend started reading mine at camp and she absolutely loved it!!!!
I have all the books and was wondering if there was any merchandise?
P.S. Are there going to be any more books?
” YESS MOM!!! I PROMISED I’LL TAKE CARE OF BRIANNA AFTER SCHOOL!! “
you said “Hello?! What!? I left my credit card at home?! OMG! I’ll be right over!”
brianna shutup about the toothfairy go runaway or something brianna says will u take me to wal-mart to buy cookies niki says fine but u still got to run away and if u come back its all your fault for running away
“umm may i know who is this??WHAT !! A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!WHO ORDERED PIZZA!!!ME?!!!NO ITS BRIANNA!!!FORGET IT!!BYE”THEN SLAM THE PHONE..
Hello? what did you say dad? YOU’RE WAITING FOR ME OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL?! Dang dad did any one see your “roachmoblie”?
umm..hello? sorry,wrong number.
Who is this? WAIT WHAT!WHAT IS GOING ON?WHY IS THERE A ROBBER AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did I answer the phone.Im stupid!
no your not
Nikki says: Huh? What!? I actually ending the days the the CCP group? O my gawd YAAAAA!!!!
And what? Mackenzie is gone? YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
this is what is in the bubble: ummm who is this? no id did not order a- BRIANNA!!!
Nikki could say
“What? NOOOO YOU BROKE MY IPOD AGAIN BRIANNA IM GONNA KILL YOU, Oh hi mum, Yes i’d love to take care of brianna after school today bye mum, BRIANNA UR DEAD!!!!!!!!! and dont call again when im in SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
” OMG BRIANNA, I THOUGHT MOM TOLD ME THAT I COULD STOP CHANGING YOUR DIAPER FROM NOW ON!”
CCP GIRL: EWWW! OMG!
OMG BRIANNA I BURIED THE MOUSE YESTER- oh hi BRANDON
Nikki Says “Hello Who’s this? Oh you must be from a wrong number! Sorry pal. *hangs up*” Then the CCP Girls Laughs At her and ignores her.
Hello (screaming noise comes out) AHHHHH!!!!
BRIANNA!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!ITS NOT A SCREAMING TOY
A BILLION TIMES DON’T LET ME LOCK YOU IN THE
OLD HOUSE I HAVE THE KEY YA NO wait searches
HEY!!!!!!! U HAVE IT GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU BRIANNA!!!! U NO WAT IM GONNA PUT A SPIDER SOMEWHERE ON UR TEDDYS
o
hi mum ill i will look arftar Brianna ok bye mum
BRIANNA DON’T GO ON THIS PHONE TILL YOUR OLD ENOGH!!LIKE ME OK!!!!!! K
WAT U BROKE MY COMPUTER NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK UR REALLY REALLY DEAD GRRRRRRRRRRRRR get really mad screams louder than fred and the annoying orange crys and gets mad at the same time
ring”by.”ring”by.”ring”by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Um hello? No, this isnt your aunts place and no I did NOT order a large pizza!!!!
nikki says “YES mom…i know i remembered to take a shower… yes i did behind my ears… yes i watched my face… UGH yes mom i did everything you wanted me to do!!! OMG mom dont call me wile im at school! ” nikki blushes and smacks her loker shut. hope u like it <3
nikki..”html hello?”tututututut…
uh sorry wrong number ttyl please don’t call this number again.
yes you do
Shutup at least i don’t have a squeakey voice like you do and maybe just because i don’t have enough money doesn’t mean a thing also i have a boyfriend so bug off girls cause you don’t know how i roll trust me!
also you could have said hello who is this omg your Selena gomez ya ya uh ha and then hanged up and screamed omg i get ot go to see selena gomez and sing with her on stage so i guess that will teach you that when you have a pay phone people will call you that you don’t even know see girls!
Nikki: Um…. sorry sir this is not a pizza place and how’d you get this number???? WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!BRIANNA MAXWELL GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?!?!?!?! SORRY SIR I HAVE TO HANG UP TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
Um…. hello? this is not a spa…. oh thats alright… wait how did u get this number?….. may i talk to the person who gave u this number?…..ok… Brianna: hellllo? Nikki: BRIANNA I AM TELLING MOM U DID THIS!!!!!!!!! ALSO I A- brianna enturups, I GOTTA GO MOM IS COMMING!!!! >:( GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CCP girls:AHHHHHHHH U R SOOO MEAN WE WANT U! Nikki: REALLY!!!! AWSOME! CPP girls: U REALLY FELL 4 THAT?! U LOSER! U HAVE TO BE MEANER THAN MACKENZIE TO GET IN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Nikki:”well, u r just a mean LOSER urself! going around being mean!u suck!!!! But I just said that in my head, so no one heard it but me.
Awesome dudes and dudetts love it
okay that was funny.but that was just funny.it needed something.it needed more.you probably needed to add something even more exciting and funny
hello? mom for the last time i do not have a facebook!!!!!!
Those comic strips were in the book!
that part was a bit funny though!
This is my idea for that speech bubble:
“Hello? Mom! Seriously? You are reminding me about CHORES? Sorry, I’m kinda busy. Bye!!”
All right, it’s kinda long. Let’s just say there is an extra- long speech bubble! (:
OH!! I almost forgot there is my speech bubble thingy!
“Hi?EXCUSE ME!!!! wait a min u- u- ur A DOG!!!! OR A HOTDOG?? erm OH right sorry mister! :0 u got the wrong number but hey can i order a LARGE PIZZA WITH CHEESE ON IT PLZ!man:um OH Nikki it’s you! Nikki(u):erm who r u? LOOK I DON’T HAVE THE TIME BYE!!!! *hangsup*
ok i know this is long but we can extend the bubble can;t we?
YEAH, I THINK THEY CAN
MINE IS:
” Y’ELLO…UHH……ARE YOU A STALKER ORRR…”
Oops I did not read the question right on your blog!!! Umm here is my idea……….
Hello?! NO THIS IS NOT PIZZA HUT!
*I think you have the wrong number*
“omg, how did this get in here?!”
Dad: Uh, how are getting on?
Nikki: Not great, but at least you called at the RIGHT time! (Note: It’s actually sarcasm.)
Hello who is this. OMG brianna stop calling me and do YOU KNOW WHO STOLE MY IPHONE 7?
(phone rings)
Nikki: Hello?
Caller:My name is-
Nikki: Let me guess, YOUR NAME’S MACKENZIE?!?!
Caller:Actually, Mrs. Peach. I was asking if you still had the book. Please return it tomorrow. (hangs up)
Nikki:><…..
hello sir this is not a taco place who gave you this number. oh mackenzie did sorry sir i dont have any tacos …. Dont yell at me yell at that other girl…..for the last time i dont have any tacos
Yep ya ha kanye, T.T.(Taylor swift) what’s shakin ha Jay Z tell B (beyonce)I love her music especcially her *new hit single that no one knows about yet*
*means exagerated
cool idea for comic strip!
um hello, oh um (nikki looks a the telephone) hey what happened to my real phone! (lie)
(ccp girls are impressed and forget about the ugly phone)
Sorry,i have 2 go.My REAL phone is in a GAS STAITION!(with sarcasom.)
nikki:hello mom:hi sweetie you forgot your lukey rainbow hearted undies.doyou want me to take them to you? nikki:no mom bye.(and hung up)
gabby did you go to menrow for kindergarden
Hi sweetie this is mommy!Mom I told you not to call me at school! Well honey bunches of oats you forgot your Bi- actual Ointment!!
Mom, Bye! Well i ‘m in the office come get it! No mom!
Secretary: Nikki come down to the office your mother is here with your ointment!! All the kids were laughing she said it on the P.A.
hi aine
cool you read the third book me too:)
Dear Nikki
This is my idea
Caller:Are you that crazy, lame girl from the Queasy Cheesy Live Internet phenomenon!
Nikki:(Gritted Teeth)Yes.
Caller: would you perform at my kids birthday party, they think you’re so ridiculous !
Nikki:$!£@?!!!!NO I WILL NOT!GOOD DAY!
From Aine (pronouced Onya)
MOM!!!!!!!! What is it? You FOUND MY DIARY?! Were? It was in the freezer with peanut butter on it?! I bet it was Brianna. You say she says it was miss penelope. bye love you
“oh, YOU took my cell phone? Why on earth did you switch it with THIS thing?”
other line: “sweetie, its your mother, what r u talking about?”
nikki, quielty: “not now mom! people are looking!”
Hello 911! I need dork lessons! Can you help?!!
mom how many times do i haft to tell u no to call me at school!
please insert another quarter.*man im making enough money for a better cell*
omg i am the #1 fan of dork diaries!!!
hello?MOOOOOOM!!This is NOT a good time!!!I dont care if i forgot my lunch!!!!!I’ll just eat food from the CAFETERIA!!!Goodbye MOTHERRRR!!!!!!!
hello…..no this isn’t jo’s bar……….. no i’m not a police men why ……………………………… i’m hanging up now
Caller:Hello is this Nikki Maxwell?
Nikki:Yes. Why?
Caller:You Have won $500.
Nikki:YAY!!! and who is this?
Caller:Its Mackenzie. DORK!!
Nikki OMG (hangs up)
Hello Brianna is that you stop laughing!
Nikki: Oh hi…JUSTIN BIEBER! Backstage pass? For dorks only? And NOT CCP Girls?
Under it Nikki should write:
:( NOW THEY HATE MY GUTS!! At least everything is back to normal…
Well, the CCP girls figured out that it wasn’t Justin Bieber and that I had no concert tickets
STOP CALLING ME text U DUMB PRANK CALLER!
Whoever you are why did you put this thing in my locker?! I’m not a freak!!
i love your website!!!!!!!!!!!!
nikki: GIVE ME BACK MY REAL PHONE ! I HAVE A MEETING WITH THE CCPZ AND I NEED MY PHONE!!!!!!!! NOW STOP THREATENING TO PUNCH MY MOM!!!!!!
umm wrong # anyway can i order a pizza
I love all your books i can’t not stop reading them i them almost ever week i lov them and hope write some more
i love them so much hope you keep writing more
nikki: umm hello? no, this isnt harry’s tattoo shop sorry! no, im not his daughter, anita bath! OMG! mackenzie? HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?!?!?! goodbye!
ccp 1: OMG HAHA mackenzie’s so funny!
ccp 2: haha i know right?!?!?
Oh hi Johnny Depp, I haven’t talked to you in like THREE YEARS!!! Sorry, I have to go talk to some mean girls. No need to call security. Bye!
Ummm,hi mr.president!NO I do not know what happened to your wife’s rose bushes!I know I was the last one to take care of them!They wilted yesterday!I was a school yesterday all day!Yes I have a wittness!Good day mr.prez!
so you are a dork
Here’s my idea:
(blushing profusely) “oh, er, sorry mom. Yeah, I’ll be careful not to leave my blankey in your room any more.:/ Ok, bye!”
ummm…….hello? MOM! NO I’M NOT LEAVING SCHOOL FOR FAMILY SHARING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki could say: ” BRIANNA! How many times do I have to tell you? I am in SCHOOL! STOP CALLING ME! WAIT.” (hangs up. then finds her sister.) ”BRIANA! WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME!” (Brianna laughs.) Nikki: sigh.
Heyaa, rebecca i just read your message and have some advice to offer (My friends kinda use me as an agony aunt lol).
This guy has obviously thought about relationships a lot. This could mean that he has either been asked out a lot or he has a huge crush on a girl. (maybe a possibility of being gay but lets keep it simple for now lol)
If I were you I wouldn’t pester him orelse he will get so irritated he won’t even go out with you ever!! Just keep it cool for a while, let him reconsider… How long away is seventh grade?! If it’s only a few months then if your truly in love you’ll be able to wait. If it’s a few years then I understand. Maybe you could even talk to him in person? He might take it more seriously if you do.
In a way I agree with him – never start a serious relationship too early: your still young and immature, things could easily get messed up.
Anyway: if you get this message then could you please reply back with more info? I’d like to help but it is kinda hard cos I’m not farmiliar with grades – I live in Europe.
I hope my advice is helpful in some random way?!
Thanks, Libby x
Ok, this is kind of a weird place to post this, but I need help really badly. So I like this guy ( that’s the statement most tween girls start with when asking for advice:]). he’s super cute, nice, friendly, funny, talented – a classic, right? One problem. He WILL NOT like (have a crush on) anyone. He says he wants to wait till we get into junior high, cuz none of the relationships in 6th grade last long enough, or something like that. My friend told him that I liked him on the last day of school and asked him if he would like me. He said that he would next year. My friend of course started laying out the pretty please with a cherry on top stuff, but he kept sayin stuff like maybe he’d like me at the end of the summer. Finally he said that he’d think about liking me before seventh grade. My questions are: if he’s willing to “like” me next year, does that kinda count as liking me? Cuz it sure shows he’s capable of it. I’m also wondering what I should do. Please help me!:)
Thanx,
Rebecca T.
Look i dont wanna get into your personal stuff but um It doesnt count as liking
And that doesnt count as getting into someone’s personal stuff, that counts as answering a question.
please leave a mesage after the beep….
” Oh um, you umm..Errrr. BYE!!!” * runs off*
*blushing* hey michael, *hehe! i would love to go to your house and party today!
lol! i know, and those girls are brats and….<.< there right next to me….*GULP* bye.*blushing*
No grandpa! I will not play bingo with you!!!!!!!!!
Brianna:” Hello. Is your refigorator running?”
Nikki:” OMG! Brianna, would you stop DOING THAT!?!? Your making me sick!
Brianna:” But-”*hang up*
if u went on poptropica on the first island u went on u would get dork dairies
umm hello………. umm hello…..I SAID HELLO!!!!oh sorry i do not work at bingo night sir.
p.s. [when she screams "I SAID HELLO" everyone in the hallway looks at her like what the heck]
Nikki:”Hello? JESSICA! Please forget about the time I ripped open your invitation!” Jessica:”NO! I can’t!” Nikki:”Can’t we talk about this later?”……………(nikki hangs up.)
“No,Brianna The Tooth Fairy WILL eat you alive and then take ALL your teeth out and make them TEETH FOR OLD PEOPLE! Now please stop calling me when Im at school”
Nikki:”Hi, Dad. I said I’d help Brianna with homework! OK?” Dad:”You don’t have to help her. She just got back from school, and the work is done.” Nikki:”Then why are you calling?” Dad:”To say hi, so Hi!” Nikki:”Okay hi.” (hangs up.)
nikki-hello is jim from the apple store?[trying to pretend that she knows someone from the apple sore]
brianna-no this teddy at peter piper pizza. your lager chesse pizza is ready.
nikki-brianna tooth fairy is not going to like you if you keep doing this
brianna-ok im sssssoooorrrrryyyyy
umm hello who is this who every it is inportant because phone is killing any chance of cool I have
nikki-hello!? hello!? who is this creeper calling me? nikkis mom- hi its me mom! nikki-well ya dont sound like mom. mom-it is me. nikki-WELL I DONT CARE!
nikki:”Why, hello. Who is this? What? The Mayor of Canada?” Mayor:”Yep. That’s me. So, have you seen an American Flag?” nikki:”What? How would I know? There’s like a million of them!” Mayor:”Just wanted to know.” nikki:”Actually I see one every day at school. But you can’t take it. And anyway can’t you just go make a new one?” (hangs up.)
Nikki: Ummm Hello?—-No, this is not Queasy Cheesy…..
(Nikki’s face after they hang up) 0___________o
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Also when is the new Fan Art page coming? I LOVE to draw and i would like to put a fan art of Nikki i drew. Thank you for you time. <3
nikki:”hi. MACKENZIE! YOU NEED MY HELP? WHY?” Mackenzie:”YOUR SISTER TOOK MY LIP GLOSS! MY VERY SPECIAL LIP GLOSS!” nikki:”oh, mackenzie your totally fibbing!” (hangs up.)
nikki:”Hi. Sorry can’t talk right now! Bye!”
u say help me kiddnap mackenzie so we can put her in a crate and shiper tp the zoo as a new animal exzibitt called “vain rich pig with a mouse for a pet”
the person who called u says”want to play a game of hang man?” and then u say”lets play a game of HANG UP!!!!!!!!”
lets play a game called give me back my real phone u wiener
Brianna[talking in a low voice]:Hello this is james from the Amazing Art club everyone was wanting to publish all of ur artwork in our HALL OF AWESOMENESS
Nikki:BRIANNA IF U DONT STOP THIS THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL PULL OUT ALL OF UR TEETH AND THEN SHE WILL SUPER GLUE THEM TOGETHER TO MAKE DENTURES FOR OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!
Brianna:AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH*hangs up*
Hey Brandon; thanks for asking me out on (date and time of Mackenzie’s birthday). Dinner and a movie sounds great!
Hello weird person why are you calling me in school and who are you?
Nikki: Yes You reached Nikki and ya thanks for destroying my reputation
Brianna:What reputation
Nikki:Brianna Shussh
hey are you the person who put this junk in my locker and stole my iphone
Niki:H-Hello
Caller:Hey Jessie can i get a large pepperoni
Niki:Pepperoni? This is a school!
Caller:SCHOOLS SELL PIZZA NOW!
Niki:Sells…pizza? (Hangs up phone)
(i know its lame but give it a chance.)
I think that there should be “vampiers” in this book. Because I just love “vampire” i just got throw wathing this mvie called my baby sitter is a vampire and it made want to bitin by a vampire!!!!!!!!
Nikki could say:
Hello… Brianna! What!!! No I do not have mental issues! Now excuse me as I think of
some excuse that won’t drop me to the MAJOR DORK factor!!!
NIKKI: “BRIANNA! Why are you calling me? Didn’t I tell you not to call me at a time like this?!”
BRIANNA: “But NIKKI, I’m loosing all my TOOTHS! What if the Tooth Fairy takes them?”
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won the contest were I get a new car!? WOO HOO, BABY!!!!!!!!
Hello?…oh Mackenzie is this you…oh and thanx for my new phone you just bought me whats that…we r now BFF’s hahahahaha
Hope ya like it best i could think of at the moment
girl:hello? alissa taylor, right?
nikki:…
girl:it’s lisbeth. well, where did you get that awesome tongue piercing?
nikki:um… wrong number! sorry, my name is NOT alissa and I DON’T have a tongue piercing. so bye! *hangs up*
hello…. no i’m not interested in buying an iphone and a new flatscreen… wait you mean i won those thing omg!!! thank you so much!
hello… thnk you very much for telling me i’m so excited!… haha i just won a trip to see justin bieber and get a recording contract see ya later! yeah! take that makenzie
ummm….hello?Brandon??!!you are asking my to marry you!!!???[inner mind:yeah right...TAKE THAT MACKENZIE!!!!!!LOL]
ummmm no im sorry this isnt cheeses funtown full o cheese???
Brianna how many times do I have to tell you pee on someone else’s floor instead of mine. If you do it again i’m going to find the tooth fairy and have her do kinda harsh things to you. Like when you are showering she will be in the bathroom saying Why why did you bury the teeth why just whyyyyyyy.
Hey girl isn;t it weird that we are standing next to each other but we are talking on the phone to each other. WE are very weird. The only reason we are weird is…. we are Makenzie’s friends.
Hello… Oh, hi Mackenzie. What did you want from me? :/ owwww Yes, your phone is here. Yes of course you can take it today. By the way your friends are here….. Hello? …..Mackenzie? Hello?…
The book is about Nikki becoming a rock star.
OMG! Mackenzie got whacked with pies! This I have to see this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy elizabeth im new here at dork diaries.com.and the books are awsome i read the purple one in 3 days?! sincerely, ariyana
Hello? No I’m not Mackenzie Hollister but this IS her phone so I’ll tell her you called.
I cant wait to read the book about nicki being a rockstar. lol omg ttyl
i love your books
why do you like dork diaries
DO YOU IF YOU DON’T GET OFF THE COMTPURE
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nikki its me serena but i like to be called rena.
that is lol lol lol lol gril friend thatis drop deid funny
dude that is hilarious
Nikki: Hello??? Who is this??
Deep mysterious voice: Hi, I’m looking for Nikki Maxwell.
Nikki[frustrated and annoyed]: Really, BRIANNA!!!??? You have got to be kidding me???!! Stop playing jokes!!!
Deep mysterious voice:[annyoed and angry]: OAKY?? So do you not wanna win 6 grand?[hangs up.]
Nikki[sarcastically]: AWW!!! BOO-HOO!
[Brianna calls]
Nikki: What do you want now?! To play another joke?![angry]
Brianna: Mommy wants to know if you want cookies when you come back? And I didn’t play and joke before.
Nikk[nervous and shocked]: Wait- what…? No, no, no, no, NO! It was YOU!
Brianna[confused]: NO it wasn’t me… whatever you’re talking about.
nikki:umm..hello? ohh,mr. whoever-you-are,please get your phone here now!!! it’s a big waste of space in my locker!!!(then hang up!)
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Ha ha that one’s funny
“MOM,NOT RIGHT NOW, IM TRYING TO GAIN MY SOCIAL STATUS!!
“WHAT?”…how many times have i told u not to call me when im at school i know im bord but ok o.m.g. not even cool dudet,Now i have to wait longer in line just to get a drink i just got out of gym and im so HOT thx for calling me!(“not”)ttyl when i finish getting bord!!ttyl!
i love this book
you know this could be a kids facebook cause it feels like one
Hello? … Oh, hey MacKenzie! … Yeah, I’m giving you back that eye-shadow at lunch… OMG you got a new iPad? Awesome, I want to play that fashion designer game I saw at the App Store… OMG! You already bought all the apps? …. Well, bye! Later!…. *hangs up* MACKENZIE IS THE BEST!
who is this crazy stalker and how did you get my number!?
Nikki:Hello.Oh hi Tyra Banks! You want me to be on Americ’s Next Top Model! And ship MacKenzie to thhe polar region! Your the best
Tyra Banks: No problem Ms.Nikki Maxwell. Remember our dinner in Paris.
Nikki:Yes Tyra.Bye now.
lol that would be soooo funny
Nikki: Hello? Nikki’s Mom: Heyy sweetie, i just wanted to tell you that i packed your specail care-bear shaped gummy fruits. Nikki: Ok mom- Nikki’s Mom: Oh and the funniest thing just happened! A boy by the name of Brandon just called and Brianna told him all about the tooth fairy! Now isn’t that the sweetest?! Nikki: Oh my god, Mom!!!
listen if this is mom i forgot my lunch please bring it! oh sorry miss
nikki could say:”hello?who is this?
the telephone bill…??? but i just bought this??im in school!!bye
you could say:”hello??MOM!!?? ok ok i will put more sunblock ok mom i will take care of brianna!!bye!!”
(Walking back from school.)
Nikki: Okay Brianna, give me the key to the front door so we can get inside.
Brianna: What key?
Nikki:(Trembling) The key to our house.
Brianna:Oh,that key! I left it on the dining table at home this morning.
Nikki: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki: um hello?
Brianna:Nikki, you have got to help me!
Nikki: What now?! (Groan)
Brianna:Can you go to the bathrrom with me?
Nikki:NO! (Slam the phone off)
Phone: Hello is Anita Bath there?
Nikki: Seriously you could have called way later in the day for this stupid prank!?!?
Hello who is this? And don’t ever tell me who you are because you are embarrassed me at in front of the whole school! You’re who? Oh the principal…..YOU ARE GIVING ME A $50,000?! Wait WHAT?! YOU ARE NOT GIVING ME BECAUSE I’M SHOUTING AT YOU!!!! Bye….
weirdo then explained thats not my locker
I KNOW RIGHT! LIKE COME ON! Be real! I hate when people do that! Ii hate that! OMG! But, my lil sis does that! But, when she comes back, I don’t talk, but when she leaves I start TALKIN AGAIN!
i totally love ur books they r my favourite i only read the first 2 but i read them in like just over an hour i can`t wait to read the third OMG i am so excited! Keep rocking as always
sorry just had to say that
You: No mom i didn`t wet my pants today OMG you are so embarassing( she says forgetting the CCP girls are behind her!)
Great review! This is exactly the type of blog post that should be shared around the web. Sad on the Google for not ranking this article higher!
umm… this is not cool mom. not cool why did i do this!… I hate my life.
i love the books i am buying the new book today i am so excitied
cute hair cut!! i wish my mom will let me cut my hair :p
OMG, mom this is like, the katrillionth time you’ve called to tell me that were having spaghetti with meatballs!
AARRRGGHHH! I DON’T GIVE A SINGLE CARE IF YOU BURNT IT!!!!
Good day mother! BTW Brianna scribbled on your face this morning. Bye.
Mom, I already told you! I don’t need a retainer!
Dad, there are NOT any bugs! Oh wait, there are three in homeroom, two in science and 6 in the lunchroom!
NO Brianna! You can’t come to my school! Beacause you are not in middle school! Heck are you even in school?! GOODBYE BRIANNA AND DO NOT CALL ME AGAIN!!!
Mom, if you gave me a real phone I would be cool. Bye MOM!
MOM Stop acting like Brianna! Hey Wait! Brianna, I am The tooth fairy!
AAAHHHH! BRIANNA SCREAMS AND HANGS UP!
Nikki: Uhh… Hello?
Yes this is Mcdonalds. WE NEED OUR PAY PHONE BACK!!!
Nikki: Uh… Finders keppers gotta go bye!!!
(Hangs up)
Mackenzie: What WAS that?!?!
Nikki: Uh… those were just people.. calling me…
Mackenzie: No, i mean what was that PAYPHONE doing in your LOCKER?! might as well just talk through a BANANNA!!
The end of my lame strip…
Did I spell bananna right?
Hello? OMG! It’s brandon! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Brandon: Hey nikki?!
Nikki (in a low voice): Wrong number!
what if your secret crush dosent have a crush on you and he is nice to you?
hi Mom I told you not to call me at school.
no I am not back talking you.
yes i have my lunch bye love you.
makenzies is am ideiot and mean to pour nikki !!:(
hi mom I told you not to call me at school
no i am not back talking sorry
yes I have my lunch love you bye
i think it should be yes dad this time i remembered 2 do my home work
“Uhh, hello… No, I am not from Nothin’ But Tacos! I will not get you the Taco Tuesday Special!!!Look I already told… NO HABLO ESPANOL!!!” [slams phone]
Well, guess WHAT Nikki! I got a superawesome haircut! My hair was at first to the middle of my back, now it’s to my CHIN!! It’s actually almost like yours in the 2nd book, just a little shorter. You actually gave me a great hairstyle idea in that book, and I am wearing it right now! It is a small ponytail, with some hair hanging down around my face that isn’t in the ponytail. It is SUPERCUTE!! (: !!!!
Brandon! Why are you calling me.You like me!I like you to ! But my sister Brianna likes you too !I dont care though.
hehehehehhehe
OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG
YA I LOVE DORK DIARIES SO MUCH I AM LOVIN THE BOOKS
OMG I JUST LUV DORK DIARIES SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phone=click!!!nikki=um hello?!dad screaming on the phone=NIKKI!!DID YOU FAIL YOUR GEOMETRY QUIZ????nikki=errrrrrr……..dad=it says it right here!!!on your report card!!!!nikki=hey…..dad…..i cant……hear…….you………this phones……..cut………maybe…….slams phone into locker.phew!if mom knew about this,id be dead for sure!!
Hello?? Ohh hi mom. I LEFT MY LIP GLOSS AT HOME??!!! I’ll be there soon to pick it up! Okay whatever.SHUT UP MOM!!! Okay bye.
“ok mom!! i get it, you have a new phone!! but please?! can you just leave me alone for 5 min. ?!”
- i think its kinda funny
whyyyyyyyy mom can’t u leave me for 5 minute!
HELLO??? BRANDON!!!! WHY DID U CALL ME?? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER!!!! OMG THATS SO CREEPY!!! OK IM TRYING TO ACT COOL RIGHT NOW SO IM HANGING UP!!!!! BYE! YES I LOVE YOU TOO… OK BYE
thanks mackenzie. but sorry you can’t win the art show, so jump in the cloud ,cry me a fall of rain, I’ll make rainbow.your such a CRY BABY!
title: pay back!
I don’t think breanna make sence at the second period!
if brianna pee on everything that belongs to mackenzie that would be funny.
i do not care about that dork those girls are such a dork and those girls are such meaning to that girl
oh my God….
I left the stove open at home??!
Be right there,
(at home)..
Mom:why are you so early dear?
Nikki:Me?…oh yeah i forgot my ummm calculator??:D
Yeah! i just got it today! i can’t wait to read it!
OMG!!!!! i FFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DORK DIARIES #3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i T’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki:Mom! Do you really need to call right now OMG this really ruined my reputation momm ! Bye.
hey this is not my looker and this is not my phone oh crap sorry
BRIANNA!!!!!!!!STOP CALLING ME YOUR GONNA MAKE ME LOOK BAD;(
Hello WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME CANT YOU SEE YOUR RUINING MY REPUTATION!!!
Nikki:Hello
Man: is this Paco’s tacos?
Nikki:NO!this is Nikki, I have to go.(tries to hang up)
Man: Um… Can I have Three burritoes? Uh… no beans though, my wife doesn’t like it when I’m gassy… Hmmm…
(Nikki hurriedly hangs up)
Man: Uh… hello?
I think Nikki should say”What?!No…I did not eat your cookies Brianna!
Okay I know you said only 159 comments but I’ve got a really good one…
*RING!!!*
Yes mum I’ll remember to buy more underwear from Wal-Mart!
CCP GIRLS: EWW! OMG!
You: MOM!!? ARE YOU KIDDING? No mom. No. No. No. Yeah, I fed the dog. Yeah. Sure. Stop talking. Please. Stop. CUT IT OUT…
Mom, I just want to let you know, NEVER CALL ME
DURING SCHOOL AGAIN!!!!
OMG!!! you mean i left my designer notebooks, pencils, and hand bag at home again!? I guess all that hot new celeberity lipgloss that isnt even on the market is getting through luxery head scarf and into my brain!! well, bye! (click)
like ummmm not everybody with a diary is a dork because i have a diary and i am not a dork but i am still really smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um you know every cool kid act popular because they are jealous of somebody. omg did i just say that i think i did so haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
uh sorry wrong number (actual words from book!)
I love nikki she is a dork but she is nice and her
Dorkiness is so cool love it
hey stop whereing makeup and be your selfs be like ask a boy why do you lik you and then see what happens and by the way i am 8 years old and i am gonna be 3rd gr whoo hooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello MOM DON’T CALL ME AT SCHOOL!!!!!PLEASE GET ME A NEW PHONE!!!!!
Hello?!! Grandma??!!! What. Really! do i have to sleepover and go to Your cousins babys elmo birthday party? can i just babysit Brianna? Ok thanks i do not want a batch of the elmo cookies to share with my school friends! got to go bye!
I just finished dork diaries #3 like 1\2 an hour ago!!!!!!!! It’s so sad and depressing yet so funny!!! It only took me about 2 hours because I took a shower in the part were Mackenzie’s group just finished.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I luv your books they are soooooooooo good!!!!!
‘yes mom….u can have my leftover casserole’
you r so funny lol
‘uhh hello? who’s this’
Wow, your books are stunning by the way!! I live in Wales and so the next book isn’t out yet but I am attempting to persuade some friends in the USA to post the new book to me and ASAP!! I’m such a dork too Nicki lol
This is for the 3rd panel:
Mum! Yes, I did flush the toilet this morning: it must have been bratty Brianna who didn’t!! Sorry I have to go before I lose my will to live, byeee!!
MACKENZIE!What do you want???NO!I will NOT rub my self in beetle juice!!!WHAT DA?!?Oh,so I’D smell better with beetle juice!STALKER IN DESIGNER PURSES!!!BRING IT, SISTER!
U R RIGHT GIRL
TELL HER GRIL
OMG
Hilarious! just what id say! Lol
Hello ? Who is this ? I don’t know u sorry hun u called wrong number
hehe ttyl
‘yes mom…..u can have my leftover casserole’
“Hello? I’m not Grandpa Billybob . Stop crying how old are you? 32? Haha bye!”
MOM! BRIANNA! Stop calling me to check.Hello,i’m in 8th Grade!!!!!!
It’s me Miss Penelope. I love you Nikki. Brianna, shut up! I know its you.
stop calling me!
You really said,”Hello? Umm…sorry. wrong number.” but it would be so uber funny is you said,”Did you just switch my phone, oh my god servent Makenzie, oh and by the way you need to give me back my designer purse you theif!!!
IT HASNT COME OUT IN MY LOCAL STORE YET!!! IT LOOKS SO AWESOME!!! CANNOT WAIT MUCH LONGER
riiiiiiinnnngggg riiiiiiiiinnnnnngg u say NOT MOM AGAIN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
my view ” riiiiiing riiiing nikki says {OH NO NOT MOM GRRRRRRRRRRR
Did you have to call at this time?
nikki:”Hi.Hello?” Mom:”Hi!You forgot your backpack.” nikki:”NO!I have it right here.” Mom:”Oh, sorry.This is Brianna’s backpack.” nikki:”bye!” (hangs up.)
nikki:”oh, BRIANNA! i know you bought a new toy, but it’s not a big deal! now leave me alone!” (hung up.)
You say.”Umm, hello? What? No, this is NOT the pizza place. I’m sorry, I have to go!”
*Hangs Up* (:
nikki:”hello!who is calling?” Person:”i am a cop.”nikki:”well, what’s up?” cop:”we found a dog outside your school.” nikki:”it isn’t mine.” cop:”it’s collar says Sniffles.” nikki:”i don’t know anyone with a dog named Sniffles. it doesn’t even sound like a real name. now good day.” (hangs up.)
Brandon, thanks a lot for making me look like an entire dork in front of all these people!! And one more thing, your breath smells!!
“Nikki J. Maxwell service, how may I help you?…and this is? Oh…mom.Hey?
nikki says “ok bye. meet you there.” then she turns to the CCP girls and says” that was my totally hot boyfriend who goes to another school. and there all like, YA RIGHT. then she shows them a pic that she printed off the computer and says its him.
Nikky: Brianna!! For the last time, Terminator will not come to your room dressed like Lady GaGa and sing “Single Ladies”!!!
RING!!RING!! Nikki:Um…Hello? POTP(persone on the phone):HELLO,THIS IS…UM-Nikki(interupts):BRIANNA!!!!!!HOW DO YOU KNOW MY-Brianna:-Public pay phone number?Nikki:I WILL TELL ON YOU,BRIANNA THE BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brianna:And I will tell mommy you bought a public pay phone on EBay without telling mommy!Nikki(Madly sweating now):Ugh.You win.Brat.
END!
Mom! Why the heck are you calling me right now I’m in school for christ’ sake!
Mackenzie! You are trying to embarrass me by calling my phone in front of everyone now?! Right?!
Hey, I don’t want any of your double-glazed windows!
Hello?Who are you?A Hobo but hobo’s can’t afford Phones.Hey it’s not my fault you got it in the garbage!Hey you’ve gone to far!BYE!
What the HECK!!! STOP RINGING! AAHHHHHHHHHH!
you stole my idea you little…………..
Yes mum, I am wearing the unicorn undies I got from grandma!
Dad? OMG! You saw my diary? No….Not being grounded for a year…!
“Hello…um,did you just say you are Principal winston??? Um,SORRY BUT YOU HAD CALLED ME, NIKKI MAXWELL! AND, please Principal Winston, IF YOU WANT AN EXTERMINATOR, you can call my house number. REMEMBER! Not my phone, but the house one, okay? Wait, what do you mean you don’t know my house number? My dad is the exterminator and you should know that. My dad has been helping you. Hold on please. Girls, do you mind your ‘ewwing’?? I am having a talk on the phone. Thanks! Hello? Principal Winston?! Hello?! Hello?!” Then, turn to the girls,”Huh?Where did they go?Oops!I think i accidentally told them that my dad is the exterminator!”
“Hello? Um, wrong number. Oh Brandon! I”m gonna kiss ya…”
She should say: “Hi… who is this?” then you hear screaming from the person on the other line. then she says ” Mom, im sorry i forgot my lunch at home, but if u noticed, i buy lunch at school.” more yelling… “I have to mom. Bye.” Nikki hangs up the phone and the CCP girls look at her like shes a complete moron, then laugh and walk away.
HELLO. WHAT? I DON’T KNOW ANYONE WHO ORDERED LEMONS. I DONT EVEN HAVE LEMONS. DUDE, I DON’T EVEN HAVE MUSTARD. WHATS YOUR PROBLEM? GOODBYE! STOP! WHATS YOUR NAME?????????????????????? WHAT? DUDE, I DONT KNOW YOU. BYE
NO BRIANNA MY FRIDGE IS NOT RUNNING BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE ONE!
NIkki: “Hello? Huh? Umm… No. NO. NOOO. LISTEN HERE! I’M AT SCHOOL BRIANNA I CAN’T HELP YOU DESTROY THE TOOTH FAIRY… NOPE. NO! I DO NOT WANT TO HELP Y- Brianna?! Did you just… great… Nikki’s mom: YOUR RESPONSABLE FOR HER ACCIDENT YOU MUST CLEAN IT UP AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME!! Nikki: MOOOOM!
Mooooooom, I cant take it any more. You’re always calling me at sch..wait what!! Brandon?! OMG! I’m so sorry! I thought you were my mother and i was…Wait! Brianna is this you?! OMG, IT IS?! I WAS ABOUT TO TALK TO COOL PEEPS AND YOU RUINED IT ALL! YOUR SO DEAD WHEN I GET HOME! SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOM?! You are not to suppose to call me on my phone at school!
Uhh….Hello? Oh, I’ll have a X-large pepperoni-sausage pizza and a large rootbeer. Bring it to me ASAP.
GIVE ME IPHONE!!! GIVE ME IPHONE!!! GIVE ME IPHONE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm, no mom I dont need a clean pair of underwear for gym:) lol <3 luv ur books n i luv ya
OMG Brandon? Is that you? How did you you get my number… ?!
OH MY GOD DAD!!!! I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME MY CELL PHONE BACK YESTERDAY!!!! YOU ARE HUMILIATING MY PERSONALITY.
omg i love all of your books i got the new one not even 3 days ago but i finished it oh my favorite line from book 3 is …tryin to it in school, but kids keep telling me a dork ain’t cool.when ever teasing gets vicious i remind my self im super dorkalicios and dork, nerd , geek freak is all you see but back off me and let me be. i already said enough but they should make a movie!!!!!!
for the second pic niki says
o my gosh is that a phone we are not allowed them i wonder who was brave and cool an enough to bring one
hello,you!why you you gave me this stupid phone!. now everyone thinks im nutz even the boring ccp girl……oh not you guys you guys are awsome
Hello? Mom, I thought i told you not to call me when I’m at school!
OMG I DONT CARE ABOUT THE ROACHMOBILE RITE NOW DAD WE CAN TALK LATER WOW!!! BACK TO ARE CONVO (were did every one go)
“Hello? I Thought I Had Told You To Add Breadsticks With My Pizza Order!! Uh huh Love You Too Mom”
Hello, wrong number sorry! (hangs up) Sorry about the horrid phone, my Mom won’t let me take my REAL phone to school, so i’m stuck with hers.
HI
Your third book is awesome! It’s really different and funny. Anyways, to fill out the comic strip I’ll do this:
Nikki: WHO IS THIS!? Oh , it’s Brianna. Brianna, I told you that this is not a Barbie toy this is a phone!
Brianna: Well, I’ve been trying to play with it all day but it keeps on ringing!
Nikki: Hang up now!
I love ur books!!! I can’t wait read the new one!!!!!!!!
JCP Worker: Hi, this is JCP. Your Barbie sneakers have arrived! Come get them outside. I’m waiting outside ur school.
Nikki: [whispering] Can u drop them off at my house?
BRIANNA(whispering): Nikki!I think the tooth fairy is outside…
NIKKI: I tell her where the spare key is hidden if you don’t stop calling me when I’m in school! Anyway she’d be in bed now because she only comes out at night!
BRIANNA: Ok…but I’m not going to unlock the door… just in case.
NIKKI:Bye Brianna.
my friend had a boyfriend and she kissed him on the cheek and got snot on his face
Well that’s both sad & gross.
Hey Nikki, I love your books! But, I can’t actually read it until I find an ebook or an ediary.
NO, NOT U! BRANDONS COMING NOW!!! HANG UP, BRIANNA!!!
nikki’s phone
ring ring
(nikki answers)
nikki
hello?
brianna
hi sissy cat caught your tough? *lol*
Hello? Oh um, who are you? Uh huh, yep I see, so you live in a nursing home and this used to be your granddaughters phone. Well she must have had a horrible live because I bet that when she brought this dumb phone to school, to CCP girls wanted to see the phone because they thought that it was one of those cool new models, but the phone rings and it’s you! She is sooo embaressed and the two CCP girls run off screaming. You ask how did I know that? Well it’s a funny story… (10 minutes later) So that’s how I know, so now since you so RUDLY made MY life horrible I must now go scream in the girl’s bathroom, bye!
You had to pick right now to call me?! Oops, sorry mom! Luv ya!
Hey, friend of Mackenzie. So, yeah finish off. I know right she is such a ugly person. She puts on lip gloss. Next time, I’m putting glue to replace her lip gloss.
“Mom! I can’t come home now! I already did the laundry!”
OMG you guys give it up you will never win p.s really MAKANIZE
Cousin Billy Bob I AM NOT STALKING YOU! I dont even know where you live and..HEY! How did you get the school number!
your funny
Trust me nikki, I AM a TOTAL DORK:) NO DOUBT!
Anyway this is what it should say…
Hello? Who is this……MOM?! stop calling me every five seconds, I WILL NOT bring my lunch to school! So quit telling me “Honey, please come home and pick up your lunch! You forgot it when you got on the bus! Like I left my lunch at the bus stop on purpose! (I did)
Nikki your little sister Brianna is so cute and its funny when it seys love at first sight.
Yes, I would like to order a large pepperoni pizza extra cheese. OK bye, mom.
grandma I love you and all but… oops wrong number!
I have read all or your books and now I’m struggling to find a new one. BTW,brandon is soooooo cute! Btw, (again) Chloe and Zoey, are they your reall friends? Mackenzie and Jess, I can’t belive they won and that Cloe and Zoe quit Mac’s Maniacs!!!!
Mackenzie on the other end: 911, what’s your emergency? Oh wait, I already know! Don’t tell me. You need to evacuate from school to go to the hospital and get cosmetic surgery right away!
Nikki: ACTUALLY… My emergency is that I have to go NUMBER ONE! But don’t worry about me, Mackenzie. I think you have enough #2 pencils! Now you can hog the bathroom all day, with your NUMBER TWOS!
Hello.Who is this?! I’m kinda of in a conversation! Oh hi Brandon. Got to go, bye.
HELLO!?!? Hurry, I’m losing my new life! BYE!
HELLO!!! What do u need mackenzie…IM RIGHT BESIDE UR LOCKER FOO!! I thought you were-hello…hellooooo???
Sorry I need to take this it’s my boyfriend (picks up phone and talks ) and says i like you too and yea i’ll go on a date with you ( and mom start yelling ) and you hang up phone !!
Hello? What?!?! Are you prank calling me?!?! Brianna!!!
“Uhhhhhh……no I didn’t steal a public payphone. What are you talking about? Pshhhh….yeah right. Payphone? Me?”
(Nikki’s cheeks turn red and she walks away embarrased)
Hi…OOPS! This isnt my locker!!!.. “To return a message press 1. To talk, press 2. To hang up please, put the phone back.
I think your comic is magnificent!
Ummm….hello, sorry you’ve reached the wrong caller.
HEY! GIVE ME THAT BACK. NO. GOT IT. GRRR!!!!!!
Dear Nikki Bye I am never goIng to be ur fann any more the end (not forever)
Hi, I love your books. I have all of them. It’s amazing and the best book in the world
P.S. Will there be more books after this?
“Hello? Oh, yes? Insurance company? Yes, I know my sister,Brianna has a sock puppet. WHAT?! She dipped it in rotten eggs and licked it clean?! LOL… Well… um, sorry we have not applied for any insurance… so… have a nice day!” *slams down the phone* ” YAHOO! I’m SO gonna rock the house! Brianna’s gone! YAY!” *does her Snoopy dance*
hello?whose that calling??um…hello?oh its just you brianna . i thought you are some kind of ghost and,HOLD ON BRIANNA!!!!how many times did i have to tell ya?? DON’T EVER CALL ME WHEN I AM IN SCHOOL!!!what do you mean who is screaming??oh it is just some ccp girls .wait!BRIANNA!now my life is ruined by ya little hands!! WHY BRIANNA WHY !!!!@#$## *hangs up*
My idea for the speach bubble :”Hello? BRANDON?!…. what? you are looking for him….? oh..” *hang up*
NO!! I don’t want chicken from your resturant. Wait do you have steamed veggies
!
Ha ha! Hope u like it.
HELLO?! IS ANYONE THERE? OH GREAT, ANOTHER PRANK CALL! PERFECT TIMING!!!
OMG mom, don’t call me at school. I am gossiping with my friends. And, you stopped me.
Huh!? Who is this? Mackenzie, go bother your ugly boyfriend! Oh wait, you don’t have one because your so mean
!
Mom!!! This is embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!
you have to say how it all begun
“What is it now mom? No mom, I don’t need a change of underwear. Mom, I stopped wetting my pants this morning. Bye.”
omg i love the books i read them before i sleep in school t the park i never get tired of reading it sometimes my mom trys to make me but the book down for a min but i never get tired of it i cant wait to get the new on e
heyy i got your firt book to day at school at the book fair and i loved it ur just pure amazing lol love ur books
Do the new update pleez!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhhh nows a very VERY BAD time can you just never call again.Oh opps sorry mom.But seriously dont call me.
you have really bad timming brianna. WAIT BRIANNA!!!!!! how did you get my phone number?!
hey you loser get a life and call someone with a real cellphone! your ruining my reputation and dont you have work to do!
nikki:hello???
Walmart: u have been selected to have a new linty hooddie just for 5
nikki:ARRRGGGGG!!!!!*whisper* sure, i’ll come to walmart
i agree with samhorselover! u said ud post something new on June 13th! Well, guess what Nikki, ITS JUNE 13TH!!!!!!!!!!! whats the chiz!? :p!
I will just so love this book just like all the other dork diaries that i lovvvvve!
Nikki: Hello…..Oh…Yea, I cleaned my room…but!…MOM!..I…can’t talk right now…yea yea….love you too…
Nikki: A hi! This isn’t a good time to call me!
Phone: Why honey bunches?
Nikki: Because I’m at school!
Phone: Soooo……..
Nikki: SO KYLE I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND YOUR BOTHERING ME BY CALLING ME EVERY DAY! AND I DON’T CARE IF I YELL BECAUSE YOUR MAKING ME! WERE DONE!
(Now everyones going to know I Nikky went out with Kyle the biggest dork in the whole school! OMG what will Brandon say? All I wanted to do is get the word out that I’m well hard to get! But all I wanted was a cool fake boyfriend that would call me on my cell phone and NOT HUMILIATE ME AND RUIN MY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR PICTURE!)
*whispering* OMG Brianna why are you calling me during school!!!!!!!
Brianna: Cause Miss Penelope wanted to emberess you in front of that Mackenzie girl you said you were so jealous of.
Nikki: Brianna I’m going to kill you!!!!!
”NOT NOW!!!!CANT U SEE THAT IM IN SCHOOL?! (whispers)yes i will help you clean the washroom after school…NOW BYEEEEEEEEE
Hello maxwells bug extermination, Sorry the line is busy may i please put you on hold?
i just got the 3rd book and its awsome. oh anyway the comic thing.
hello?
um who ever is calling the owner of this phone is not here
plz leave a messege after the noise thing.
*nikki makes the noise*
OMG…. I LOVE YOU’R BOOKS SO MUCH …THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR MAKING NEW ONES… AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE MAKING THEM I WAS FREAKEN OUT …. :-}
Arg! DAD! Why on earth are you calling from MAXWELLS BUG EXTERMINATION??? WHA…?! BEEP! (hangs up)
is this mackenzie!!!!omg! you deserved the super glue.well at least i,m not a fashion freak who puts on three gallons of makeup on every second!!!!
MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!out the cATS LITTER box and wash my hair and hands becuase i have not washed my hands in a month promis i will later bye MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES LOVE YOU TO GOOOOD BYE MOMMY
Hello! MOM!! I,m in the middle of school mom.NO MOM don,t do it.You know I HATE MUSHROOMS!!! I,m Hanging Up on you BYE!!!
i luv da first buk i wonder if da others will even be better!
(excuse the email adress- mom picked it out)
Nikki: Who are you?!?… No, I`m not the pizza delivery person… I TOLD you! I`m not the pizza delivery pizza! What is WRONG with you! Good day to you sir!
hello?briana???!!!why are you calling me again you are wasting my mintues!!!!if you have to go pee then just yell at the tooth fairy so she can go to ponyland!!!!!
NO Patrick this is not Pizza Castle!!!
I decided to use something from book 3.
Money?! Well,your NOT going to belive this but… BUT…
You say “I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN!!!STOP CALLING FOR LIPSTICK MACKENZIE!!!I DO NOT HAVE ANY!!”
OH HI BRANDON
u would totally wanna go on a date with me?
where? when? OMG NOW I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL DORK ASKING U THESE QUESTIONS! OK WELL BYE MEET U THERE! *HANGS UP* *PHONE RINGS* MOM YES I WILL CHANGE BRIANNAS DIAPER! *EVERYONE LOOKS AT NIKKI* I AM A TOTAL DORK! *HANGS UP* *PHONE SAYS U NOW HAVE 23 MINUTES ON UR PHONE* *SCREAMS* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Oh wow!!!!! Hi Bigfoot! Sorry. WRONG NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!! wait, you want me to say hi to Nessie?! Okay…… BYE!!!!!
9/06/11
Nikki picks up the phone and says:
Hello? Nikki-residence? Hey, this is not a googd time now! And ho did you say you were?
Brandon: hey nikki can u meet me after skool 2-day i want to ask u somthin`
Nikki:ok
mackenzie:(listining very closly)
Brandon:i want to go out with u
Nikki: OMG!!!!!! yessssssss
Mackenzie:WHAT !? UR SUPPOST TO DATE MY NOT A COMPLETE LOSER LIKE HER!!!!!!!
Nikki: well mackenzie ur the loser and just because ur rich and popular does not give u the right to be mean to other people o and by the way u r not all that ur UGLY
Brandon:i dont blame u nikki ur really pretty and mackenzie i never liked u
Nikki:THANKS SPANKS BYE
Brandon:bye
Mackenzie:*hangs up*
Brandon: hey nikki can u meet me after skool 2-day i want to ask u somthin`
Nikki:ok
mackenzie:(listining very closly)
Brandon:i want to go out with u
Nikki: OMG!!!!!! yessssssss
Mackenzie:WHAT !? UR SUPPOST TO DATE MY NOT A COMPLETE LOSER LIKE HER!!!!!!!
Nikki: well mackenzie ur the loser and just because ur rich and popular does not give u the right to be mean to other people o and by the way u r not all that ur UGLY
Brandon:i dont blame u nikki ur really pretty and mackenzie i never liked u
Nikki:THANKS SPANKS BYE
Brandon:bye
Mackenzie:*hangs up*
Ummmm….Hello…. DAD?! Why are u calling me? It’s the middle of school!…. I can’t babysit brianna today! Ask Chloe or Zoey! I have a plane ride to Hawaii!
Hi Nikki Maxwell isn’t here right now…um.. leave a message at the beep! BEEP!
Nikki: Hello?
Brandon: Hey Nikki this is Brandon. I heard you got a n…
Nikki: Um…Hi Brandon i gotta go! Bye!!
My Finsh for the Comic strip:
“Mom! can’t you see i’m trying to be poular with the Cute, Cool, & Popular’s!”
me and my friends look exactly like Macenzie Hollister,Sarah Grosman,and Lisa Wang… it is almost kind of scary!
this is what i would put:
“NO mom i will not babysit Brianna!$50.00 you say?FINE!” (hangs up)
uh, hi, you called at the wrong time- Brandon? oh, no, this is the perfect time to call!!!
hello? mom?! Wat do u want? a foot rub?! NO I’m with 2 popular gir-ls never mind i’m tell u when i get home…kk luv u 2 bye
No! No! No! I did not want a frappuccino! Have you seen the weather lately? Uh huh….. uh huh…… ok BYE BYE!
HELLO !! YES MOM I REMEMBERED TO BRING MY UNICORN COOKIES ! NO !! NO !! BUT MOM I DONT WANT TO BE GROUNDED. Ok fine. Fine. Ok. Bye. Mom Im not gonna say it. FINE. I love you. Bye.
I JUST READ DORK DIARIES PARTY TIME,ITS SO GREAT IM WRITING A STORY 2 ACTULLY ONE I MADE UP AND ANOTHER I MADE UP WITH MY FRIEND
Hello? Brandon? Oh hey … Um why are you calling me in school? ( looks over to see Brandon on a payphone too . Blushes ) Oh so you wanted to ask me out huh? Where ? To the movies and dinner … Eh . Whos gonna drive us? Your mom? Ok . Where to eat and what movie? Jasons and … What? Oh pirates of the carribean . Uh. Ok picke up at 7. See you. ( Nikki looks over to see the ccp girls looking shocked and confused that Brandon asked nikki out. Nikki blushes in embarresment . Tip toes off . Face is completely red in embarrassment . )
Uhhhh hello, ohhh sorry I didn’t oder a pizza with DORK written on it
Stop talking to me
Beeeeeeeeeeeeb!!!!!!
lol that is so funny whops my phone is ringing ahh mum!!!!! what r u doin (hanged up) sorry g2g now i got to tell chole and zoey about that yeeep!!! that was so hilmiliating aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!
“Hello? The CCP girls are standing beside me! Umm, not being a total dork, please put down the phone, Dad!! I will talk to you at home, not when you’re going to destroy my reputation at WCD!!”
hello….”HI” Mom is that you cuz I am kinda in school right now!!!! “No I’m not your mom I don’t even know you!! I’m a hobo and I finally got a quarter so I decided to just call a random #. So bye sweet pea!!” um um bye..,..
It’s so wrong that she has a payphone her dad needs to get a life don’t you think she needs a real phone well a phone she can hold in her hands when people won’t talk bad about her but she will get it one day.
Hello? OH MY GOSH! SERIOUSLY?! I’m on my way! *hangs up* Gosh why does Brianna have to be a brat at daycare? Can’t she just SHUT UP about the stupid Unicorn?!?!
AND SCENE!C:
Ummm…Hello…are you….? DAD!!!! GOSH!!! Can you just leave me alone for a second!!! YES!! I brushed my teeth this morning! No DAD!! I didn’t forgot my lunch! BYE DAD!!! I SAID BYE DAD!!!
mom I told you already I have the quarters for the pay phone no no- i don’t want to talk to brianna mmmmmoooooommmmmm ugh hi brianna no you can not draw in my room!!?? beeeeeeeep—….. Hello? DID SHE HANG UP ON ME THAT DINOSUAR UGH!!! :O ._.
NNO NO BRIANNA YOU CAN’T USE THE BATHROOM ON MY BED GO PEE IN YOUR ROOM NO I WILL NOT COME FROM SCHOOL TO CHECK THE BATHROOM FOR YOU HANG UP
NIKKI: um hello who is this?
MOM: hi honey im calling to ask if you left the water running
NIKKI: um no mom why ?
MOM: oh it’s just becuase i found a tooth fairy doll in the water
NIKKI: — GULP! – silence- well uh that’s uh Brianna’s yeah she loves the tooth fairy hehe GULP
MOM: Well thats nice but why does it have this death look on it’s face?
NIKKI:—– ( hangs up phone ) ——-
MOM: Nikki ? Hello? Are you there? hmm maybe she lost connection ?
hi nikki its me serena but I lik to be called rena.
MOM! I DON”T NEED MY OINTMENT TODAY!! STOP CALLING!:(
Nikki: Hello? Who IS this?
Chole: Hello Nikki. Are you afraid of balls?
Nikki: No. Oh and I don’t appriciate that I had to hit the showers in tennis.
Chole: Zoey’s bad.
Nikki: Let me give Zoey a piece of my mind! Where can I find that girl?
Zoey: Um I’m right here Nikki.
Nikki: Meet me at the janitors closet after lunch. For punshment I’m not giving you a tatto for library week!
Zoey; (Sobbing) Oh please Nikki this is my big break!
Chole: No! This is MY big break!Nikki you’re out of you’re mind!
Nikki; I guess I’ll just form a freindship with Jessica or MacKenzie.
Chole: Not after MacKenzie called you a gorilla and you tore up Jessica’s envalope.
Nikki: Im hanging up!
hello? who is this? why are you telling me you have quilts?uhh… no i do NOT want to buy girl scout cookies…..please stop calling me….*winces*i just got my tonsils removed….OKAY WHO IS THIS!?!?!?! WHO’S RUFF RUFFMAN?????………..MAKENZIE?!?!?!!
Hiiiii Nikki!!!!! I’m sorry but I actually have ideas for your NEXT book!! Book 4! Also, I think there should be a dork diaries movie and it should be in Toronto Canada and auditions should be in Toronto Canada, just saying….. Anyways, Here are my Ideas: I think brandon should finally kiss Nikki in book 4, but I also think mackenzie should kiss Brandon first in front of Nikki to make Nikki jealous. I also think the main thing in this book should be for a play, and mackenzie has the lead role but breaks her ankle so Nikki is chosen for the lead (romeo&juliet) and gets to be Juliet while Brandon is Romeo. okay can’t wait for book 4!!! I got finished book 3 and it was great!!!!!
I’d put ..
Oh mother, I will give this phone for charity..
Alright.. and thanks for the iphone mom (:!
HELLO NIKKI!! PLEEZ UPDATE YOUR BLOG… PLEEZ!! Sorry if I’m a little impatient!
P.S. This is to Rachel Renee Russell:
How old are your daughters? I am 12 and I would like to know if they are almost my age!
-Samantha <3
I LOVE DORK DIARIES SO MUCH I HAVE ALL THE BOOKS I READ THEM EVER DAY I AM A FAN OF DORK DIARIES AND I AM DONE WIT ALL THE BOOKS SO I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE THIS WEBSITE ON POPTROPICA
LOVE TYLER,
‘Hi, how are ya’..Ok gotta go ‘DAD’! Uh haha ok bye dad!’
Ok there is my sentence but I also have a question/thing to say.
Q. Is there gonna be a 4th book?
& uhm if there is a 4th book i should be named
” Tales from a NOT-SO-Best frine, or somethinglike that!
thanks Rachel! & omg i finished the first 2 books in 2 days & finiesed the 3rd one in this whole afternoon!
ok bye Nikki/Rachel!
Brandon and Nikki are so cute
Hello? No I did NOT forget my lunch money mom!
Hey Justin Beiber! What’s up? oh i can’t go to the mall sorry!!
“Hi is this mom” “this is Nikki and i really have to talk to you about what brandon said to me……………”Um i think you have the wrong number because um this is the public sewer place but my name is brandom and it sounds to me you want to be my boyfriend! (hehehehehehehe wrong number)
i LOVE dork diaries! I AM A HUGE FAN!!! i actually think mackenzie is ugly becuz she is always mad! i feel bad for the nerd guys who made her lunch(i would DEFINETELY NOT DO THAT)and mackenzie made a BIG AND Mean excuse saying ” sorry, i would love too(yeah right) but i havent had a cootie shot! I have dork diaries #1 and the 2nd one too. But i am SUPER EXCITED to see the new one! I LOVE VICTORIAS IDEAS FOR THE NEXT DORK DIARIES BUT VICTORIA PLZ WRITE MORE! IM INTERESTED!
I’m a bookwriter and if you want sneak peeks of my book,The personal diaries say OMG! At the end of your sentence.Like for example, Bla bla bla bla bla OMG! If it goes over three people I give you Sneak peek,SP.
Your a bookwriter!? PEOPLE SAY OMG!!!QUICK PLEASE!I WANT A SNEAK PEEK!AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!:D
Hello?Oh hi Zoe what?The librarian needs me?I’ll be right over Bye.
I think that the bubble should say: No! I am not going to buys a Snuggie!
woww your one is amazing!! Hannah no. 341 – you should win!! wowww x
“What santa but you-” (blabber on the other line) “OFF YOUR NICE LIST?!?!”
Hello? No I do not want a latte! Shut up I said I do not want a latte! What part of I don’t want a latte do you not understand?! I am not buying what you’re selling! Now leave me alone before I call the cops! Wait, MAKENZIE?! Oh I am calling my mommy and telling on you!
hey mom WHAT! no i do not needa diaper!
sorry if this dosent fit i never red any of these books but i will!
aaaaahhhhh wait a minute aaaahhh WHOS THERE AAAAHHHH!!!!! I THINK IM GOONA GO CRAZY!!!! WHOS THERE!? BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! AAAHHH!!!! WHO EVER THIS IS THERE IS DEAD!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH (clic) hey whered they go aaaaawwwwww
Moooom your soap is under the kichen counter!!!
dont worry thats just my wicked new ringtone!
ummm… i thought i put it on vibate. Mom can you please not call at school?I already told you I wanted pizza for dinner. NO I will not see if my teacher knows charlie Parker!You are going to scare the CCP girls!
Way to go you already did! thanks mom!
GOOD-BYE!
OMG!!!! i cant believe thats your phone!!!lets go girls!
mom!its really embarasing!PLEASE DO NOT CAL ME AT SCHOOL !
hey its time to celebrate because the 3rd book came out
ok i have to admit 2 things
1. I AM TOTALLY A DORK
2. I THINK THIS BOOK WILL BE BETTER THAN 1&2
nikki:brandon thats you oh thank goodness you called you know i made a find the diffrence thing about you but there was no diffrence hey do you by any chance have reservations to queasy cheesy brandon:… nikki:well oh well brandon:im goona kick you (CLICK) 3 minutes later… knock knock (open) (kick) ooooooooowwww wad you do that for i told you three minutes ago i was goona kick you ddduuuu
i think it should say “mom i love you to.What i forgot my lunch!!!”
“hello?no,this isn’t zim…what do you mean,’suffer large,alien’?what?im not an alien!okay,dib person or whatever,leave me alone!”
Dad I told you never to call me here…because it is embarrassing.
“Hello who are you!Don’t know you! BYE!…
Hey, yea whoever this is can you get me a taxi to heaven because the phone i wanted is totally there, and so it m popularity.
i love your books there the coolest in the next book can nikki get a puppy, and a iphone please put my name in the next book
Omg hi brandon, whats up?
U TOTALLY WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
SURE!
WHERE
WHEN?
OMG NOW I FEEL LIKE IM A DORK BRANDON!
I THOUGHT MACKEN-
WHAT? SHE A LIAR! XO
OK BRANDON ILL MEET U THERE
*BEEP* *ENDS CALL* *PHONE RINGS* YES MOM! I WILL CHANGE BRIANNAS DIAPER! WAIT WHAT UR THE MOTHER! *EVERYONE LOOKS AT NIKKI* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey…..
wait who is this?!
BRIANNA!!!!!!
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD TO NOT CALL ME ON DADS PHONE!*HANGS UP* *PHONE RINGS* HELLO,…..
OH HI MOTHER… *MOTHER SAYS HI HONEY WHY DID U SCREAM AT BRIANNA?,, BECAUSE IF U DID IM GOING TO TALK TO U….” * NIKKI SAYS”UM MOTHER Y DONT U TOUGHEN UP AND GET A BETTER EYE ON BRIANNA!!!!!!!! SO U DONT CALL ME 24/7!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!I love your book it makes me LOL!!! I hope there is a Dork Diaries movie!!!!!!
Hello?…..
*SILENT ON PHONE*
WAIT WHO IS THIS?….
*SILENT ON PHONE*
IS SOMEONE PRANK CALLING?
*UMMM HI ITS UR DAUGHTER*
WHAT THE!?!?!?!?!
* JK ITS CHLOE AND ZOEY!!!!!*
@#$%@! U SCARED ME!!!!!
HAHAHA BYE *HANGS UP*
Hey mom OMG!!!YOU BOUGHT ME THE PHONE I WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS!!*AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Hello?!MOM?!Yes the phone works-wait-why are you calling me!No!I did not use your razor!
Why are you even asking me that?! @#$%&!How
should I know!Ask dad,he has a cut on his right leg,I’m starting to wonder if the razor got caught in his leg hair…(shudders),mom, I’m busy…well sort of, okay mom,I’ll call you if I find out anything about your used razor,okay,bye.(hangs up).(looks at the girls),so…..yeah.
i luv these books i mean I Hve all of them i luv them its awesome i mean it
mom your embarrassing me
Hi Brandon! Cant talk now! TTYL
That is soooo cool I wish I could write as well as that
Hi Rachel/Nikki
I left a comment for the comic strip thing but I cannot see the comment on the list. It doesn’t really matter though because mine was rubbish; some of the comments above are really good though!!
Anyway: recently I have began a book and kinda need people’s advice on the first chapter, (Sorry if this sounds ‘showy-offy’ or ‘snobbish’!!) so here it is:
Dazzled, I scrambled up the winding steps above me, climbing higher and higher. I could her a faint buzzing sound coming from below me, followed by cracking sounds the floor began to shake and I knew, I had to escape, and fast. Abandoning the secrets I would have found at the top of the towering staircase I scanned the darkened room for an exit, there wasn’t one.
I started to panic, and let out a loud, clear shriek for help. But the only reply I heard was my echo, fading into the distance. I scurried down the steps, desperate for daylight to reappear. I shrieked once again, begging for my life, once again, I heard my panic-stricken echo respond. Suddenly I tripped and tumbled, further down the staircase I fell, until I started to slow and finally came to a halt. I felt tears prickle my eyes until all I could see was a blurred brown mess in front of me.
I thought, “Faye!! Faye!! Think!! THINK!” Finally, the answer popped into my head. Impatiently, I stamped my feet, once, twice, three times!! Immediately, my pump shoes sprouted a brand new pair of wings, the wings fluttered, lifting me higher, and higher. I spread my arms to stop me from banging my head on the ceiling and then tilted my body forwards. “Yes! YES! Ha, suckers!!” I thought. Now flying down the flight of stairs in ease. A few rocks swayed and fell from above me but that was no problem, I dodged them every time. Gradually, a grin spread across my face as I saw the first few beams of daylight filling the tower. I had made it! I sighed and gasped in relief as my feet touched the floor. Then elegantly strode out of the castle door, feeling like I was capable of anything.
^^ thats the end of the first chapter. If you have any advice it is welcome!! Thanks
xx
That’s a good chapter, girl! You are an awesome writer!! (:
OMG Nikki I know exactly how you feel.
MOM!? i told u not to call while im in school.then mom says im sorry BOO-BOO, i juss wanted to tell u that i wov woo.Nikki says i luv u to mom bye
For Livvie that was a awesome story except how did she get the wings on her shoes? Oh and for bookwriter OMG!
Hello? Beyonce? How’s it going? We really need to keep in touch better!
Oh hi mackenzie
wait what?
Now youre mumbling
WAIT WHAT DO U NEED?
OH NO I DONT HAVE ANY SUPER CHICKY FASHION DRESS!!!!!
I DONT HAVE NEW GOSSIP ON A JUICY PHONE I SAID A NEW PHONE WITH JUICY GOSSIP!!!!!!
NOW UR CRACKING UP!!!!
MACKENZIE???
Y AM I CHASING ‘U’ AND ASKING ‘U’ QUESTIONS?
*HANGS UP*
*SIGHS*
LOL
IM SUCH A DORK
I will never say never song is a little dumb because he ””is”” SAYING NEVER!!!!!!!!
I LOVE DORK DIARIES RACHEL RENEE!!!!!! HOPE U MAKE NEW BOOKS IM REALLY INTERESTED! IT TEACHES U EVEN DORKS CAN BE SMART AND POPULAR!!!
hey im still reading the book but so far awsome!!!
OMG! she is soooo weird. Like, i got ahold of her diary and she totally bad mouths me in there! I mean BTW, she should NEVER say HON! Thats MINE!!! Anyways, I would never write in a diary. Thats Whay FaceBook and cell phones are for! Oh wait, I forgot she doesn’t have a cell phone. Why? Because her MOMMY and Daddy won’t let her have one! But I have the new iPhone 4G and I would NEVER give HER my old one. I’ll probobly give it to Jessica. She can have two. Well, TTYL!
MacKenzie
(kiss) (kiss)
Huh? Sorry, we don’t deliver. What??? This isn’t a restaurant, dude!!!!! What???
Just call……….who am I kidding? Hang up!
what!!!!!!
Nikki, I know everyone says this but good luck with Mackenzie! You need all the luck you can get! (: I know you probably get discouraged about it a lot too, so I just wanted to post it.
Telemarketer:Hello, would you like to buy a-
Nikki: No! Where did you get my number? wait- no- Never mind! *hangs up phone to see girls sprinting down hall*
i would say “hello? oh, oficer. have you found who stole my real phone yet?”
omg!!!!!briana i told you not to even to respond to that toaster slot thingy in the middle of the MORNING!!!!!Put this phone down!im losing my popularity sense!!!
Hello? Hi, Great, whatever, BYE!
Nikki- Hello? Sorry I’m busy right now. Yeah you know CCPs freaking out because of my not from the mall clothes. No I don’t need help on my car insurance. Why am I talking to you anyway?
mom,i am kinda busy right now so.. i do not care if i forgot my lunch… wait i forgot my lunch i will be there soon. next time do not call durning school agian!
Oh sorry sir,this is not Amber in Mexico please try again!
dad !!! not a great time !!! no you cant wear my shirt !!!fine!!! bye!!???
(gasp) OMG! OMG! STEPHEN TYLER! you really want me to be on AMERICAN IDOL? you, you think i could be the next jennifer lopez? Whats that? wait, i know that voice, Mackenzie, what the heck are you doing calling me? (sigh)
Hello? NO, U CANT BORROW MY CHEESE FLAVORED RAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont even own… oh neva mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! must be a wrong number. ARE U SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO I WILL NOT GO TO YOUR HOUSE TO DRINK LEMONADE FROM THE TOILET!!!!!!!!
BRIANNA! I’m at school you little bum!
Nikki “Hello?No there isn’t a Harryman here!No there is no Inead Amanda!”she looks at ccp girls who are laughing and pointing at her.Nikki”UUUUUGGHHHH!!!!” she runs off to the bathroom.(By the way totally in love with Dork Diaries! When I saw the new one I got super excited!Have it and love it!squeeeee!!)
“Brianna did what in the potty today Mom? Thanks, I really wanted to know that!”
(Other girls) “Eww! Gross!” (As shown in third panel!)
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOONE & GIMME BACK MY PHONE STALKER!
Hello? umm… You’ve reach Joe’s Pizza! We can’t get to the phone right now. Leave a message at the tone… umm… BEEEEEEP!
Hello? Oh! Umm… you’ve reach Monkey Joe’s Pizza! We can’t get to the phone at the moment, but leave your name and number, and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible! Umm… BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Hello? … What! Your the one that took my phone! … Give it back! … *yes i did forget my lunchbox at home* … *i love you to mom bye* Now I will tell you one more time to bring my lunchbo.. I mean real phone to my school and drop it off at the office or else I will starve or not be able to call my friends! BYE!
WHO EVER CALLED ME THIS IS THE WRONG TIME.
MALIA! YOU JUST EMBARRASED ME IN FRONT OF BRIANNA&LEA. NOW THERE GOING TO TELL EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL THAT I HAVE A PAYPHONE IN MY LOCKER.
Hello, whos there? This is Nikki.
hello? BEEEPPP!!!!
(annoucer: Please submit your quarter to make a call)
-Hello? this is Nikki Maxwell. Whos theres?
-Sorry wrong number. (BEEEP!!)
(annoucer: please submit your quarter to make a call)
-Hello? this is Nikki Maxwell.
-Hey honey its your mom. I forgot to tell you to have a nice day.
-Okay mom. Byee!! (BEEEP!!)
(annoucer: please submit 35 cents to make a call)
-Hello? this is Nikki Maxwell.
-Hey Nikki its briana, im scared, come home before the tooth fairy comes. and umm i had an accident on your carpet.
- No the tooth fairy is not gonna come and clean up your pee. Beeepp!!
Hey ppl anyone read the first dork diaries book? I just it yesterday and i’m on page 116 awesome, right? Well so far I just L.O.V.E. them they are like soo awesome.
Umm… That’s not my phone ringing umm.. that’s Mr.Snot calling for MaKenzie to go to the princables office cause umm.. I think she just won the umm..Avant-Garde Art Competition. (Thinks to self-Why do I keep studering? Oh yeah, i’m only talking to the most meanist person in the whole Westchester Country Day school!
Telephone opperattor: Hello I am from Nashon Wide and i’m on your side…for only $14.99 a month. If you want car insurance only pay…
Nikki: Quite calling me i’m only 16! What does a 16 year old girl need with insurace?! My parents already have that for my whole family! Oh and it’s with State Farm. So QUITE calling me stupid opperator! *The two girls fast walk down the hall to go tell MaKenzie to ruin Nikki’s life (forever)*
today i just started your book my bf is brandon sanders he is 10 i’m 11 seen it’s summer i went to his house he has bone cancer but he is my ture love we play mario all the time. it’s allfun and games.
I ALWAYS READ DORK DIARIES
Hello, hey Mackenzie. Really you want to invite me to your party! Oh, your just kidding. What!Your moving into my neighbor hood!
nikki: hello chole and zoey: hee hee nikki: who is this? chole and zoey: yes this is the principal saying she needs to see u in the principal’s office right now hee hee nikki: huh what did i do ? beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (nikki looks at the caller id) I”LL GET THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE END how do u guys like it
help!I NEED SOME HELP! Give me some names for my new book! Give me some names. And when the movie comes out I’ll try to find you and put you in my movie
Hello, Mackenzie you really want to invite me to your birthday party! Oh, so you don’t. But your moving into my neighborhood!!!!!!! Right next to me!!!!
THERE IS THIS BOY I LIKE SHOULD I TELL HIM THE TRUTH??
“Oh Hi, yes yes, Not now mother” Nikki mumbles. Then she slams her locker shut.
The CCP girls walked away laughing at Nikki.
Nikki felt like she’d die. She curled up into a ball and slild down her locker with a sad a sarrowing face. Then some two girls tapped her sholder it was Chole and Zoey. Chole made the first move and held out a hand to
help Nikki and make her feel better
PLEASE USE MY SMALL LITTLE PARAGRAPH
FOR
THE
4TH
DORK DIARIES
-Grace
Keep on writing, Nikki!
Do you have a Facebook page or Twitter? Would love to follow you there, I’m on my iPhone and love reading your stuff!
ugh! no mom, i didnt forget my lunch
i just finished your latest book, it was great! im kinda like you. i have a little sister named merick and a mean girl. Luv your books!
“Yes,Mom….mmhhmmm..I didn’t forget my lunch…mmhhhmm….yeah so BYE!” BEEEEPP!
See this is how it would go!
Mom: “Nikki, remember those gummybears toys you absolutely LOVE?” *Loud so CCP girls can hear*
Nikki “Um mom-”
Mom: “I Got you like 5!!!!”
*CCP Girls laughing*
Hey I luv Dork Diaries !
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mom this is not a good time(yes i have my math got to go) %( #{
brianna i dont care if you picked a buger that is orange.
i <3 dork diaries and this is my strip
……… they have hung up. the 2 cool girls say i hate it when that happens so are we still meeting for lunch? cant wait to see ur new phone! niki yeah
As I said mom, if you won’t buy me an iphone, I’ll steal the home phone!!!!!!!!!!
mom y would u call to ask me this during 3rd period? i told u to call me at lunch. of course i used the bathroom and took a shower this morning. i dont need u to remind me just becuse u went on a buisness trip. i can do that myself. o man everyonwe was listening! i have to go.
Yes mom, I have my lunch!
I KNOW THIS IS MacKenzie TRYING TO PRANK ME
SO BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF THIS IS SOMEONE ELSE I HAVE CALLER ID
Hello? Um… No this isn’t petsmart. No I do not have your Cat food! Mame please I’m at school right now, and no I don’t want to hear about mr. Mittens. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend you, please just hang up *CLICK* finally that’s over. *RING* hello? No I do not have your cat food!!!
Here is my 3rd panel I know its late…
“No Brianna, for the 16th time, the tooth fairy is NOT hiding under the toilet seat!Geez!”
hello. let me see. is there a I NEED A BATH here.you sure do
A soda and cheese burger please!
Um hello? NO! I dont want a chesse pizza……………hold the sauce, thanks!
B-B-Brandon? Is it really yo-BRIANNA!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?! Boy, is Mom going to get a load of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nikki: why are you following me shadow?
shadow: ……………..
nikki: copying me? really?
shadow:……………
nikki: halloween yay!!!
shadow:…………
briana: heh heh heh
nikki: briana im not fallin for it!!
briana:this time she will get scared [puts REAL spider on shoulder]
nikki: she wont scare me!!
SHADOW……. COPY
briana ooo and its a red back!!!!
nikki: ugh dumb shad EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
hello who is this?… Brandon! Sorry this is a mexican restaraunt. Please leave a message… beep
Hello who is this?…Brandon sorry wrong number. Please leave a message…beep
Hey Nikki
Ok here is the comic strip I would put in.
Is this the pizza store?!?
The person on the phone said yes.
Nikki gets a large cheese pie for 19.99 nice deal Nikki says.
She calls another place.
She calls Disney for a trip to Florida.
She is at Disney right now.
She found out the trip had been free for just the day she was there.
She starts to whine at the trip.
At least she got to go.
So she goes to school and finds Mackenzie walking to Nikki.
So Nikki goes to the phone and orders a company called…
THE POPULAR GROUP!!!
They came as soon as they can and sat next to Nikki with Cloe and Zoey.
Mackenzie got so mad at Nikki she burst into tears.
As soon as she was done they left.
So did Nikki,Chloe and Zoey to Nikki’s house for a sleep over.
That is the end of chapter 1 on the comic script.
See you for chapter 2!!!
Hey Nikki
This is the next part of the comic strip.
Nikki becomes popular at her school.
A group of girls and boys circle around her.
Mackenzie never came in for the whole month because she was so mad.
But there was more school to put part in.
Nikki felt so proud just one call to THE POPULAR GROUP made her in the fame not the shame.
So she became the best one in school.
That was the 2 chapter that will be the shortest.
See you for chapter 3!!!
Hello? Oh, it’s Chicken Express! Yes, i would like to order a double meal with Fizzy’s All-Natural soda and with mashed- potatoes soaked in chicken fat on the side please.
For the bubble:
Are you for real! I just won two first class plane tickets to unicorn land! How much more lame could this get???!!!
Hi! This is for that comic. I was trying to think of what to put in the third bubble, but this is all I got. “Brianna? Don’t call me at school just to tell me a boy in your class ate a bug!”
Do you like it?
It should say
HELLO BRANDON!
OH THANK GOD I LEFT MY PHONE AT UR HOUSE I THOUGHT I LOST IT! NOW I CAN DITCH THIS SICK PHONE
GIVE IT TO ME LATER
BYE BYE!
no.1:
nikki-hello
person on the phone-salamat kibigan ko ano pala pangalan mo?
nikki-aaahhhhh!!!!leave me alone whoever you are from phillippines!wait are you from philippines
person on the phone-hindi ako si MACKENZIE!!(no im mackenzie)
(mackenzie walks by hi loser)
no.2:
(accidently presses speaker)
nikki:hello?
person on the phone-hi honey you forgot to give me kissy kissy
nikki-ooohhh sorry mom but thank you for ruining my life!!!! OH AND IM TO OLD FOR KISSY KISSY
In the chat bubble, I think you should put, “Hello? AUNT CHARLOTTE?! How did you get my number?!” Funny, huh?
cool megan talk to me i wann to be your bff
So, for your FOURTH Dork Diaries book, I think it should be winter break, but Nikki is love-sick because she hasn’t seen Brandon in two whole days!!! Then, after she gets over that, she starts to miss-none other than-MACKENZIE!!! But, not miss her as in WANTING to see her, but missing their fights! Just then, Nikki’s mom says that a new employee was in her office today and she has a daughter that she wanted Nikki to have a sleepover with, because the girl was “nice”, then after Nikki gets to the house, she figures out that the girl is, MACKENZIE!!!
Wow Your site is of the chain
nikki: …hello??? no brianna i am not going over there to check if the toothfairy is hiding in your closet, i just checked this morning…and no i won’t read you a bedtime story cuz i already did remember?? THIS MORNING. no. brianna. U BETTER NOT GO NEAR MR.FUZZYWUZZY. IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON HIM I WON’T PLAY TEA PARTY WITH YOU TODAY. BRIANNA DON’T MAKE ME GO OVER THERE. HELLO??? BRIANNAAA!!!
“What? You’d like a pizza with extra sauce and boneless chicken wings? What? AND an extra large pepsi? Sorry, this ISN’T Sam’s Pizza Parlour. What? No! Wrong Number!” *Nikki sighs and puts phone down.
Haha I Thought Of An Other One!!
“Hello?”
“Pardon me ma’am did you order break sticks along with your pizza?”
“Uh no, I Asked for a small plain cheese pizza, with olives on half.”
“Oh well i have written here you wanted bread sticks with a side of bacon.”
“Um no Hold on Briana?! Why Are You Posing As A Delivery Man For Pizza Hut?
“See Ya At Home Love Ya Lady Buh-Bye
LUV THE DIARIES KEEP WRITING LOL ll WINK ll
Brianna! I think this is the umpteenth time I convinced you not to call you! You’ve made a scene in my school! I will never talk to you again !
briana; nikki,nikki!nikki: what Brianna! briana:the shelf had a torn book inside!
nikki; really u had 2 tell me this now ! brianna i’m so going2 tell mom!
Mom I told you not to call me that. I could not believe she said that then I screamed “If im am you lovely honey bun well then you can get Brainia out of my closet.” But I said that inside my head so no one else heared it but me.
Hi Nikki, this blog totally rocks! I was wondering if you wanted to come over today?
my story would be like she would open her locker and pick up the phone and says: “UMMM WHO THE HECK IS CALLING!!!” Makenzie: LIKE ITS ME AND I CANT BELIEVE YOUR WIRTING IN A DIARY!!” nikki:”UMM LIKE WHY WOULD YOU CARE?!” CCP grils running down the hall:”OMG! SHE WAS TALKING TO MAKENZIE!!!!” Nikki:”UMM SORRY MAKENZIE HAVE TO GO BYE AND NEVER CALL ME EVER AGAIN!!!” makenzie:WOULDNT DREAM OF IT LOSER!” Nikki hangs up. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USE MY IDEA!! PLEASE!
<3
yes!:)
Um hello? sorry i dont speak german Bye
Your books/diaries rock nikki!
OMG!!!!! I told u not 2 call me during business hours boyfriend!!!!! what???? you dumped chocolate milk on ur head??? tsk tsk. im hanging up!!
Hello?
No, I did not steal this Pay phone.
No I didn’t take it from the Phone booth outside your house!
Okay fine I’ll return it later grandma.
Nikki- Um,Hello?
Random person- Yes,is Anita Bath there?
Nikki- Anita Bath? (I need a bath)?
Random person- You sure do!
The two girls- EWWWW! OMG!!!
Nikki:hello?
Dad:(in a REALLY loud voice, like its on speaker or something) HI PUMPKIN!!! HOW’S YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL GOING?
Nikki:O.M.G DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME AT SCHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
(right then the ccp girls pass by)
Dad:SO YOU’VE PROBABLY MADE FRIENDS BY NOW RIGHT? Whoops i gotta go… BYE PUMPKIN!!!
Nikki:WHATEVER!!!
(Slams phone back into her locker
Umm… hello? no I didn’t order a pizza, but could u still send it for free?
“Hello? YOU have my Juicy Couture phone? and I can never have it back? THE HORROR!!”
omg one time in 1st grade i was in a store n i had to go to the bathroom n i peed in my pants OMG! so embarassing i cried!
I love Dork Diaries
I’m a dork myself and I love getting all these tips from nikki !! I wouldn’t call myself the biggest fan but um er… all the same!! I love it ;P
Nikki: Hello?
Caller: Hello? Is this Lady Gaga?
Nikki: Ummmm… Who is this?
Caller: This is Selena Gomez I’m looking for Lady Gaga to star in our new movie.
Nikki: Oh! Ummmmm… Yes this is Lady Gaga.
Selena: Oh! Great! Meet us at Hollywood!
Nikki: Ok! Uh… Goodbye!
Selena:Goodbye (hangs up
Nikki: Yes! (Calls her mom and dad)
Nikki: Mom, Dad pack your bags cuz’ we’re goin’ to Hollywood! Woo Hoo!!!!
Dear Nikki,
Dork Diaries : Tales from a Not-So- Fabulous Life. Is turn my life in to your life .
1.I am go to the mall today!
2.Eating sushi today at lunch
3.looking at dolls, books,diarys,and fashion.
4.writing in my diary.
Your Friend,
Breezypup112
Hi
Brianna: hey, nikki totalidiotsaywhat!
Nikki: WHAT? brianna! >:(!
Jay-Z, how many times have I told you NOT to call me while I’m at school??!! If Beyonce finds out, she could get pretty mad!! What?
NO! Fot the hundreth time, I will NOT elope with you!!! buh-bye!!
ROFL!!! I <3 that!!!!
I just want to ask if you will have a 4th book Nikki.’Cause I have a great idea!! You will have a December Dance and you ask Brandon to the Dance and he says yes!!3 weeks before the
Dance Brandon gives you a bracelet!!At the dance you try to find him.When you find Brandon you see Mackenzie trying to flirt with him. “Brandon! Can I dance with you?” you say. “Sure!”Brandon gets up. Then you start to dance. Mackenzie is so angry, that she soak’s you with her water. you shriek out “MACKENZIE!!” then grab some paper towels.Brandon looks at Mackenzie. “You are the worst person I ever saw!”then he turns to help you with you’re dress. Once you’re dress looks okay, you have a great time at the dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
That’s a great idea!! Nikki should put it in her 5th book cuz’ she already made a 4th!!
&%@$#! Brianna, this phone can call the tooth fairy!! If you keep up the calling I will tell the tooth fairy to come to you ‘re room tonight to do you-know-what!!
Gee thanks, samhorselover!!
You’re welcome!
lol,tht was a good one lara kang ross i bet briana would b so scared she would do anything for u hahahaha
That would be funny!!
yea brianna deserves it cuz she ruiend nikki and brandons moment after the talent sh
Totally!!
Emily?
Yea Brianna is so annoying srry Lara kang Ross I was at the mall and playing on a website a lot of the ppl o dork diaries gon on it’s called http://www.imaginetown.com u really need 2 go on it if u haven’t already
Good nite guys I’ll try 2 come on here 2morrow morning nite nite dont let the bed bugs bite
listen brianna,for the last time,barbie is not attending my school!
nikki what i will not marry you you have the wrong number because what who is this brandon omg hold one sec aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brandon i take back saying no to that questoin i mean yes i will brandon meet my behind the school after school
hey i cant wait to go to middle school and i luv your books i think your book is inspiring becuz in middle school those things do happen to some people and i just cant wait to read your books in middle school!!!!!
Why!? Why did you have to call when two ccp girls asked me to sit with them at lunch!?…
OMG! I’m sorry Brandon!…
I’m age eight and I have a cell phone:}.
:}!!!!!!!
My ending for the comic strip is when Nikki tears the pay-phone from her locker and it shows months later where the girls come again and try to mock her by bringing all of the CCP girls with them. Nikki opens her locker and shows an iPhone!!!! And all of the girls stare in awe!
OMG, NIKKI!!!!!!! Your totally giving these people bad advice! Hey, there! its Mackenzie and i luv all of my fans out there who are reading this!!!! If you ask me, i think all of the worthy people out there should totally be pop-u-lar!!!!!!!! I mean, Victoria, sweetheart! Your a fan of Nikki?!!?! Thats hilarious!!!!!
Hey, nik! its your bff and romance guide, Chloe!!!! Tell me what your fourth book is going to be about!!!! Will i be in it? DO NOT put that lousy snob, Mackenzie in it!!!! Also, i so sorry about going to Mackenzie’s side when the talent show was coming!!!!!! Me and Zoey didnt mean it!!!!! Anyway, Please write back, Chloe (winks)
OMG!MOM! I told you a million times NOT to call me between the hours of umm.. when I get to school and um.. after I get home!! Wait… BRIANNA!!! (Sees CCP girls running away screaming) OMG BRIANNA You ruined my chances of ever getting a social life! (Hangs up angrily.)
Nikki: Who Is This?
Me: Hey nikki wondering if we could hang out tonight?
Nikki: Sure, i Would Love That
Me: Okay And Come In Your Fanciest Dress Ever. And Anyway I Really Want To Talk To You. I Love You. Wanna Go On A Date Today?
Nikki: OMG BRANDON YOU DID NOT JUST ASK ME THAT!?! [screams] Okay Bye!
Hi Nikki and Rachel I love the books.But i think that Brandon can throw a rock at Nikkis window and then nikki wakes up and leets brandon in and the dose a KISS on nikkis cheek and then brandon go,s pink.The nexts day at school mackenzie flirts with brandon and brandon tipes his food on mackenzie head and mackenzie… SCREAMS and mackenzie never ever picks on nikki. Nikki,YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ok briana for the last time princess shugar plum is NOT attending my school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and btw i LOVe your books a whole lot i own them all.
and if i were you id kick macenzie in the face then lock her in a closet
I would do a lot worse things 2 makenzie bur they r 2 violent and mean….mwahahaha just kidding!!!! And prince surger plum brianna lives in another world and she doesn’t go to anyones school
OMG! grandma????? um… this is NOT WalMart…. :/
or:
!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I WON WHAT?!!?!?! A NEW IPHONE?!!!! Are you kidding me?!!!….. -PLUS $1,000????!!!!
Srry, on the first one i meant 2 put:
OMG Grandma?! oh wait no… sorry nevermind; what were you saying?________ um.. this is NOT WalMart….?? :/
Just stand up for yourself. Be brave and strong. If she continues to bully you tell your parents. Say something to her like, “Why do you bully people? Is it because you were a dork or are you afraid to be nice? and you just want to bully people just to make yourself fell better? That is just cheap girlfriend! Do the Tyra Banks neck rolling thingy. If she asks for forgiveness accept it. If she continues to bully you say really mean stuff to her or embarrass her and shout at her. If you land up in detention explain that you were trying to stand up for yourself. Use evidence so like bring your phone and take a video of her bullying you. Use lots of clips. And I’m sure she won’t bully you anyomore.
Hope this helped!
Tiana I’m Dork Girl. I posted that comment on there was a girl bugging you. Was she bullying you? Or just hanging around you like disturbing you? You can answer so I can give you a differnt solution. I already gave you one on if you have someone “bullying you”.
Sorry Zarah I didn’t read your message properly I thought your name was Tiana! Whoops Sorry. Well that message that I wrote that said tiana was meant that message for you
I really wanted to help you Zarah because I just can’t stand bullying! I always want to help people that are bullied. No one should be bullied!!!!!
Hi there is this girl bugging me like 247 she won’t leave me alone!!! please tell me what to do! By the way her name is tiana
Hey same as victoria Im hear to talk about your 4th or
5th or whatever book is coming out next well nikki
should uncover some dark secret about macanzie like
she’s adopted or once was a dork, so she would like see macanzie do it or like read macanzies birth book or whatever and so like macananzie should do something really mean to Nikki like insult her infrount of everyone and then Nikki would like shout back ” Macanzie just
give it a rest! Okay?! All you do is insult people! like
are you good at anything else?! okay your just a stuck
up little girl who hides her true life behind make up and
lipgloss ands too afraid to let every body find out (some
deep secret of macanzie, I’ll leave you to write that bit) and like everyone should go silent and macanzie should like start crying and run away and then Nikki should chase after her and then macanzie and Nikki should have a big emo convo and like macanzie should say nikkis right or something!
Think about?!
X Snoopy
Nikki:er…hi,this is Nikki maxwell speaking…may I know who is this?oh,and PS pls schedule ur time properly?
)
Caller:is this mackenzie’s phone?I would wish to speak to her…
Nikki(smiles like a shark-about-to-devour-goldfish and shouts):Mackenzie!!!someone wants to call u on ur phoonnnee!!!(whoops-not!)
CCP:did I heard correctly?!Mackenzie?!(pats her friend)did u video this?I sooo wanna post it on youtube!!!*Mackenzie screams pierces through the convo*
hey nikki i luv your books i have all of your books i read them all and i hope to get your new one u know the one where u make ur own i am totaly getting that book luv u nikki bye. p.s. luv u SO MUCH
OMG!!!!!!! I just won wheel of fourtune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
um..hello,Mr. Pizza guy,i think you’re calling Nikki Maxwell not Imma Bottom
Ummmm…. are your ears ringing too? Heh,heh?
I think the next book should be like this brandon finallly ask nikki out for a date but mean mackenzi is so jeolus she makes a plan she was going to emberes nikki in front of brandon i now what can happend next and if you wanna now just sayit and tell me here if you wanna now the rest is awesome.
so i just tell you another part of the story is brandons birth too and he has a beautiful before the date he was going to celebrtae his birth macenzi gets envited to brandon envite the holl school in the party makenzi steps on nikkis dress and makes it fall then nikkki stand there she was whering a bikini incase brandon let her go to his pool everyone is laughing and takink pictures makencine post it in youtube the other day nikki comes to school and fines brandon laughing in the computer whit other kids and they all where watching nikkis video and photos! wanna now what happends next dont worry i will rhit it soon
after that mckenzine should have a dark secret i now she could have being a dork before and she was so mad about that that she wants to treat someone else like a dork and we all now that someone is nikky nikki could have read it from her diary of makenci that nikki found in the garbage that makensine trou out her diary b because she does not want anyone to now
Nikki- HELLO SIR CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
Person: NIKKI?!
Nikki: is that you bradon
click! click! click!
Nikki: HELLO!!! This phone STINKS!
What was that harmony?!?
i hope there is a 5th dork diaries i really like the books!
But then
Keila H. But tying her hair in pigitails expresses herself as a dork. Remember in Book 3? Her song at the WCD talent contest song was about expressing herself? This is who she really is! I’m in Grade 4 like you too. But Mackenzie is Mackenzie and no one can be like her And Nikki is Nikki because she is unique in her own way. Nikki wouldn’t want to look like Mackenzie in the 1st book it says This is so not me.
Hi Nikki! I really like your books and I have all three of them! Sure,Im only in fourth grade and I should not be reading 8th grade stuff but I know a lot about clothing and sorry to say this, but you should not be tying your hair in pigtails.Try your your hair down more often.Try to outsmart Mackenzie!
Oh and also,it doesnt matter if you dont follow my instructions.Thanks anyway! I would be really happy if you replied me!
Hi so all this drama about Mackenzie,maybe you should just get her back.I mean seriously,if that girl always humiliates you,why bother to be nice? And after all,you KNOW you are better than Miss Blabbermouth(aka Mackenzie)get her back.I am in 8th grade too and remember when Jessica tripped you once in the cafeteria? I would have helped you if I was there!:) Reply please!!!
Dear Nikki,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE post your dork song on the music thingy!!!!!! I sooooooo want to hear it full!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki: Hello?
Voice: Hi this is Brian Stuperbox and we want you in Hollywood!
Nikki: Um… is this a prank call?
Brianna: Yes.
Nikki: Why are you calling me, Brianna? You know you arn’t suppose to call during school!
Brianna: Well….
Nikki: Wait! Let me guess… I have to be excused from school again and go to another funeral?! No way! After putting up with that stupid song and the hiccups… NO WAY!
Brianna:It’s not that! It just…
Nikki: *Takes a crumpled piece of paper* Wait, you seem to be breaking up!
Brianna: Nikki wait!
Nikki: Good byeeeeeeeeee! (Hangs up)
Two hours later
Principle: Nikki?
Nikki: Yes?
Principle: Your sister called me and wanted me to tell you that your family went to Hawaii without you so you need to stay at Mackenzie’s.
Nikki: Wait! Hawaii? They went to HAWAII without me? Did you say STAY AT MACKENZIE’S?!!!!!!!!!
Principle: Yup-
Nikki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ummm that’s really good but that would never happen cuz her family would never leave her and they don’t even know who mackenzie is even if her dad extermintated her house he didn’t even pay attetion 2 her. And y would brianna call her and not her mom or dad…….it just doesn’t make sense(no offense)it’s really really really really good though
ME TO
i love dork diaries i hope it goes on foreva i luv victorias idea pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee make a 4th book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know why but I look like Brandon except I have glasses
darn this place is full!
and im gonna draw what the 4th book might
look like!
nikki: hello? BRANDOM?! YOU AINT TALKING LIKE THAT!
i hate you now. Macmanzie is greater.
NOOO! IM GONNA PUNCH YOU…….!
Brinna: *low voice *
Nikki:
Brinna: *giggle* macmanzie said i get 10$ !
Nikki: UDYHLFIDHUIDLHFU!
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well i have all of your books. read all of them and im wordering if ur going to make the 4th one
and i love the 3 1/2. Its so awesome ;}
:”) 
hi am new here can somone tell me WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!:)
Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!
I LOVE ALL THE BOOKS!!!!!
what is the fourth book i have read all of them but that one is it like a do it yourself because if it is I hate those but this books are amazing!!!!!! Rachel Renee Russell your a genius and keep those book coming because I hate reading but I could read your books all day!!!I read the third book in a days I couldn’t put it down!!!!!!:0)
scratch the 1 on the top
okay here is my new 1
OMG???!!! that is like so cool u have to call me back or else ill be late for class oh and ya the new style is a payphone
!
HEY GIRLS…like my phone????
OK I AM SO SORRY SCRATCH BOTH OF THOSE……..
Nikki: hello?
person: hi I was wondering if u want to be on…AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL!!!
Nikki:OMG OMG OMG (does snoopy dance)
person:So i guess that’s a yes
Nikki:teehee of course it is is this…U??
person:yes it is me now meet me outside ive got a pink plane waiting for you.
Nikki:kay bye…
person:bye
Nikki:hey girls im going to be on AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL!
ccp girls:(drops phones) NO WAYYYY U ARE SO COOLER THAN MACKENZIE!
Mackenzie:WHAT????? THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING…
Nikki:bye girlfriends have a horrible time in school (gets into plane) TATA
Mackenzie:wait you cant get away with this!
Nikki: sorry cant hear you… (flies away )
LOL, I LOVE how people are doing these!! Here’s mine: ‘Um, hello?? Woops! Wrong number! Bye!”
When is there a 4th book? What does Rachel Renne Russel’s daughter Nikki really look like?
Hullo? Who the heck is this? No, I do not want pizza and BTW give me back my Prada cell phone. Oh. Mackenzie???
Sorry wrong number????????????? {me freaked out from the Ccp}
didn’t any one read the book it has the answers plus mine is right because i read the book sorry if i am so showing off it is just me god u guys should read it god. me and my bffs all ways read the books u guys r so dum dum dum it is not any thing u guys said phhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttt
Nikki: hello?
Caller: may I speak to the park ranger.
Nikki: ummm he is unavailable right now.
Caller: Did you say he
Nikki: yea why?
Caller: This is the president who are you?this is supposed to be at Wergwood Park
Nikki: Omg!!!!
Caller: if I ever find out who this is you will be in big trouble!!
Nikki: Aghhhh!!!
Caller: ( giggles )
Nikki: Omg!!!! Mackenzie!!!
Mackenzie: this is not Mackenzie
Nikki: yea nice try Mackenzie ( hangs up )
Nikki: (thinks to self ) ( Omg she totally freaked me out!I was scared half to death!)
( phone rings )
Nikki: hello
Caller: you have won a contest to get rid of the tooth fairy
Nikki: Brianna?!?!
Brianna: please I list my tooth and now she is gonna come and pull all my teeth out!!!!!
Nikki: okay fine but you have to promise never to call me again!
Brianna: okay
Nikki: and
Brianna: and what ?!?!?
Nikki: and never to bother me again.
Brianna: Fine!
Nikki: okay deal
Brianna: deal
Nikki: okay bye! ( hangs up)
NikkiSays to girls- this is my punishment till tomorrow then I can have my iPhone back.
Girls- ohhh okayy
Nikki: yea well bye
(says to self ) well that was super embarrassing!!! DX
Ps. People I’m Krazyyy who was on this website a long time ago okay guys just letting you all know
hi Nikki i love your books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!how many times do i have to tell u that u are not supposed to call me during school!it will ruin my reputation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes hello!! Yes this is the world’s biggest dork. No, i don’t like Mackenzie!!!!! OMG!! Would say that!!! Yes, I will ALWAYS be a dork!!! Bye. * sigh*
Hi Dawn, no u can’t be the biggest dork ever bcoz my big brother is!LOL!!!:) About the 4th dork diary, I’ve recently got the no. 3 and a halfth book and it is amazing!Oh, and I am also quite a dork too!;)Gotta go, bye!!!!!!!!!!!
hey i just stared reading the books
i love it too.by the way mckenzie is a total meanie
i love dorkdiaries!
I feel sorry for Niki with all that dealing with Mckenzie when they have lockers right next to each other if I was niki I’d been anyoed by her aditude
hi.i am such a dork:[you know what!I AM GOING TO GO WRITE A DIARIE WRITE NOW!it’s going to be called such a dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi i really want to know when a 4 book is coming out thanks and it should have like a snowflake dance or something
Hi.. I am Such a Dork I really want the 4 Dork diaries Bec.i Want to be a collector of Books Like dork Diary
If only the would do a movie that would be a perfect idea!!!Who agrees?!
cool but…i mite like meeting u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u are cool.
Mine:
Nikki: Mom? No, I did bring my underwear!
nice comic
NIKKI:hey bradon,um,how are you?
BRANDON:wanna go out some day?
NIKKI:Um okay,sure
Awesome blog! Awesome read
This is what i came up with but Im not sure if its good cuz its only the start. Its christmas and the winter dance is coming up. So Brandon desides to ask Nikki to the dance. He writes a letter to her and disides to put it in her locker. But insted he gets confused and puts it in mackenzie’s.
Hey just heard about dork diaries 4 TALES FROM A NOT-SO-POPULAR ICE PRINCESS!
SQUEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Principal: Hi Mrs.Maxwell is everything alright?
Mom: Yes everything is find but then I need to take Nikki Maxwell to the doctors appointment.
Principal: Allright i will show u where she is..
Mom: Nikki we have to go to the mall!
Me: Mom! im at school!
Chole and zoey: Can we come to the mall with you guys?!
Mom: Sure but we have to sit on someones lap!
Zoey: Umm nvm i cant come cause umm.. I have to umm.. BYE!
Me: Mom im 14 I dont want to sit on that jumbo lap!
Zoey: oh come Nikki! It will be fun sitting on someones lap!
Mom: Hurry Up cause clock is ticking and we have to sit on someones lap and tell him what u want for christmas!
Mackenzie: Haha! u Have to sit on Santas Lap? look everyone Nikki Maxwell is a kid!
(everyone laughs)
Mackenzie moms: Mackenzie! we have to go to santa and buy u good dollies!
Mackenzie: NOOO!!!
Me: Hehe i guess shes the one who gets embaress!
emito y Elias, a ver si se vienen y nos juntamos aca. Al resto, nos vemos en estos dias.
wow uh cheap ugg boots uk i didn’t no you talked spanish? Samantha le ur idea is genius mackenzie should get embarrassed 4 once!! brandon+nikki=<3
it’s 11:00 pm not 12! stupid clock!
hey why do you want and don’t call agin
MOM! are you ka-razy! i told you a MILLION times you CAN NOT call me at school! Mom! Brianna, do you have to but in?
NO Brianna!
Dad, not now! Brianna can NOT come to pick me up with mom!
Hey Niki ChrisAnn here I just thought that if you added a few tweeks to Britnie’s ideas for Dork Diaries 4 they could make a fantastic and interesting story.I bet the reader would not be able to put the book down and stop reading,I know I wouldn’t be able to either.I love the dork diaries series my favorite book. ,are you mabye thinking about making a movie for one of your books? if you aren’t could you maybe think about it?And if you are and you do end up making a movie for one of your books it would be both an ohner and a pleasure for me to act as niki in it, please??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please reply!
hello its nikki maxwell can i help u? what? sweet sauce on your potty? o.k i’m gonna call k?
Hey brianna!sure ask me the question … what? i-i mean we all have crappy jobs… and guess what is my crappy job?BURGER KING why is it so crappy? i have to work with mackenzie at the drive thru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
excuse me ohhhh! you speek french!!!!!!!!!!! so… bonjour… oui oui j’ecoute… quoi?! un ipad morveux tu est fou! cingle! laisse-moi apeler la poli-…*sigh* he hanged up oh !@#$%^&*() what if a spanich guy talks?! *ring* oh !@#$%^&*() *picks up* voldemort’s niple!dragon bogys!buzzom buttcrack!unicorn term!*hangs up *
Hi!! OMG!!! I have an idea for your next book how about one where Nikki and Mackenzie become friends and then cloe an zoey are third wheels!!!!! And then Brandon and Nikki date and then Mackenzie gets jealous then starts disliking her again
Hello,Nikki/Rachel
I’m like,YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER!
I love your books!I read all 4 of them 4 times already and they’re incredible
anyways about the comic strip:
“Hello,um…yes…yes..yes…so this is WacKenzie?OH,MacKenzie?I see…now MacKenzie,HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER?WHY IS MY MOBILE PHONE MISSING?I KNOW YOU ARE BEHIND THIS ALL AND WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME $150 FOR THE DRESS YOU RUINED DURING YOUR BIRTHDAY AND WHY DO YOU KEEP ON INSULTING PEOPLE AND WHY DO YOU KEEP ON FLIRTING WITH BRANDON?AND WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN AND SO IMMATURE,YOU RUB LIPSTICK ON YOUR FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND?YOU KNOW YOU WERE STEALING BRANDON FROM ME AND IT’S ON!”Nikki blabbered all around
(eXTENDED VERSION)
“Nikki!you’re nothing but a DORKALICIOUS girl!ANYWAY THERE’S NO WAY BRANDON LIKES YOU!HE’S GOING TO THE HALLOWEEN DANCE WITH ME I’M SURE 99.9% WE’RE TOGETHER AND GOING TO BE THE CUTEST COUPLES
*WACKENZIE AND NIKKI BLABBERED ALL around*
Hahahaha
on post #562 i ment to put victorias comment instead of britneys comment.
i love it
Dear Rachel I hope u can help me out on this one cuz I’m ur ########1111111 fan and I was hoping if u could send me some tickets to come visit u with only two friends and a parent or gaurdian so that’s 4 people and I was hoping u can exept the first idea please imma big fan and I really hope my dream come true that 1. You”ll exept my idea 2. That you will give me the tickets please make my dream come true to meet u !!!!
Omg!Who the heck is this!I mean really I was just talking to the girls in the popular group and you just ruiend my chance of being their friend.Wait you’re not a popular kid-are you?
Would that work for the comic!please write back!I’m a huge humungo big time fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh? What is that you toothfairy. Your mad at Brianna? Well of course you can come and take Brianna to your tooth dungeon. That’s mine. Love ur books Rachel. You know what? Me and Nikki are exactly alike execpt I’m a dork, geek, loser, and a weirdo. There is a girl named Jessica who is a wort hog in lipgloss. She is always flirting with my crush. OMG, I think Mackenzie and Jessica are twins separated at birth.
Nikki:I would love to sit with you at lunch! I–
Phone: RIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!
Nikki: Hold on for a sec…Hello?
Person on the other phone: Blah, blah
Nikki:OMG! Who are you? What? A freaky, hermit guy?! Go away! I don’t want to talk to you! Wait, you better not be at my house! Wait, don’t hang up–! NOOOOO!
Nikki: Hello?
Mom: Hi Honey! You forgot you underwear by the sink!–
Nikki: WRONG NUMBER!!! *hangs up*
Nikki: Hello?
Caller: So, I got Nikki Maxwel’s diary. were should I hide it, Mackenzie?
Nikki: WHAT?!? Uh, put it next to my locker.
Caller: Okay!
NIKKI HANGS UP AND SCREAMS, MACKENZIE!
Nikki: Hello
Weirdo: *In a whimpy voice* Can I have some pizza?
Nikki: Who Are You?!
Weirdo: I wanna have pizza!
Nikki: Who do you think I am? Tha pizza guy?!
Weirdo: But I want pizza!
Nikki: I HAVE NO PIZZA LOSER!
Weirdo: I NEED SOME PIZZA, LADY!
Nikki: I-HAVE-NO-PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weirdo: I want to have some pizza…
Nikki: Get lost!
Weirdo: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Runs away leaving the phone on the floor*
Nikki: Who’s he?
Two hours later
Mackenzie: So Nikki, I heard you made a kindergartener cry on the phone. Who pathetic!
Nikki: SAY WHAT?!
2 cheese
oh
my gosh
she is so ugly
):(:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Nikki:Hello?
Person:Hi! Is this Nikki Maxwell?
NIkki:Umm…no?
Person:Oh. Too bad. This is Tyra Banks and i wanted to tell her that me and her could hang out tommorrow.I read her fan mail.
Nikki:*eyes widen* Yes! Yes! This is Nikki Maxwell!!
Tyra: OH! Hey,Nikki you and me can hang tommorrow,K? TTYL sista!
Nikki:o-okay Thanks Tyra girl!!
Tyra:No Prob.
NIkki:*hangs up* OMG!!!!! HEY! EVERYBODY IMA GO HANG WITH TYRA BANKS TOMORROW!!!
Everyone:*Runs up to her* OMG! Thats So cool!*and other stuff*
Makenzie:*Mad as heck* She is sooo lieing!
*nobody listening to her*
Makenzie:*Walks off*
Brandon:Nikki thats soo cool! Um Can I talk to you alnoe?
Nikki:Ok! Srry everyone I’ll tell you my plans later!
*Alone with Brandon*
Nikki:Yes?
Brandon:Will you be my girlfriend? I mean if you dont want to i totally under-
Nikki:Yes.
Brandon:What?
Nikki:YES YES YES!!!
Brandon:OK!UMM…Nikki will you do me one thing?
Nikki:Yes,Brandon?
Brandon:Wake up Nikki, wake up.
* Nikki wakes up, realizing it was all a dream*
Mom:Nikki wake up! Its time for school!
Nikki:Oh,ok:(
*Nikki gets to school and all that in her dream turned real and she had the best day ever and became friends with other celebrities that Nikki was the most popular girl in school and all dances had celebrity guest cause if her* THE END:)
Nikki: Hello, who is this?
Lady: Hi, Nikki honey! I was wondering, what’s your teddy bear’s name?
Nikki: Mom! I’m at school! I can’t answer this right now! How about later?
Lady: My little boo boo! You’re not getting the education you need! Go to class! *Hangs up*
Later….
MacKenzie: So, Nikki, I heard your mom called you Boo Boo and you have a teddy bear! *LAUGHS*
Nikki: WHAT???
Nikki:Hello?
Person:Are you Nikki?
Nikki:I’m not Nikki.
Person:I know that you’re there,Nikki.It’s your sister Brianna.
Nikki:Brianna,for the last time,STOP CALLING ME WHEN I’M AT SCHOOL!
Mom:My little boo boo!Go to class now!*Hangs up*
Before lunch…
MacKenzie:I heard your mom call you little boo boo and I was about to tell everyone about it!*laughs*
Nikki:*slaps MacKenzie*Stop trying to know everything that happened to me!
MacKenzie:You don’t have to be mean to me.
So yes or no
Nikki:Hello?
Caller:This is the Fashion Police!
Nikki:So?
Fashion Police:You’re under arrest by wearing ugly clothes,writing in a diary and you’re a total dork!
Nikki:MacKenzie,who cares about it?And you should be arrested by being SUCH a drama queen!
Agree with the firt comment!